/diy/ - Do It Yourself

> he doesn't have a modular chair with replacable fart cartridges

>>1853845
>>1853842
anyone please?

>>1853842
Fabreeze or resolve.
/thread

>>1853842
I just periodically change seats with my coworkers when they leave the office.

>>1853987
That's evil

I would try the baking soda thing or a carpet cleaner attachment. The key is like AGGRESSIVELY drying it. Like the most absurd airflow possible. Tie a leaf blower to it.

Scent lightly after if desired and you didnt use a scented cleaner

Pic is your asshole. Try to show a little disciprin and stand to fart. Theyre louder that way.

>>1854027
P.S. this goes for most smelly things. Washing it is one thing but most of the time it really just needs a good airing out.

>>1853842
ask /g/

>>1853842
There must be solids trapped in the cushion. Try a pressure washer.

>>1853842
programmer here. WOrking from home, and my job offered me either the Marcus or X-chair. SInce x-chair advertises on Tucker and Haniity etc, I choose x-chair in leather. That said I present my routine for farts.

If (surface == cloth)
.. then vinigar():
elseif (surface == leather)
.. then BLO()+alcohol();
ApplyHairconditioner();
wipe_and_airdry();

return(0);

>>1853842
Dude what the fuck that’s grotesque. How fat are you

>>1853842

farts are gaseous and evaporate. if your chair permanently smells then you have sharted and shitted on your chair and need to buy a new chair and eat healthier you filthy fucking degenerate

>>1854728
I miss programming in C

newer languages like Go are nice and all, but C has a special something idk, at least for me

>>1853842
There could be a dead rodent under the foam.

>>1853842
>I read about baking soda in water, but how do i get it "out"of the fabric later, seems it will just be trapped inside there with the fart.
You misunderstand, you must treat the problem at its source. Pack dry baking soda in your ass. Now, each fart will be accompanied by a cleansing puft of aerosolized baking soda, delivered precisely to the problem area.

>>1853987
>preferring the farts of another to your own

Try shitting to mask the fart smell.

>>1855038
what would my routine look like in GO?

Power wash with soap.

>>1853842
steam cleaner? also wash your ass better fatty

>>1853842
Febreeze was laboratory designed for this purpose

>>1853842
have some hot chick come over and piss on it

>>1855554
yu

>>1855020
I love that

>>1853842
Use woolite, its perfect

>>1854728
>SInce x-chair advertises on Tucker and Haniity etc, I choose x-chair in leather.
oof

>>1853842
>office chair is mesh
>no more fart infusions
>no more swamp ass

>>1856958

I used those chairs in the early 2000's and foud trhat the mesh, stretches and the chair edge cuts circulation to legs. Switched to a straight back chair.

>>1857023
Things have changed pop, never had that issue with mine how fat ate you?

>>1853861

Get one of those washing vacuum cleaners for carpets and upholstery. It's summertime so chair sweat is on the rise

$15

>>1853842
a flask of brake cleaner would do it

>>1855020
You killed him, dude

>>1855020
/thread

>>1854728
Whats so great about these chairs?
>>1856954
Quit being such a loser faggot

>>1853842
Rent an extractor from the hardware store.

I can tell you're soft-handed enough not to know what the fuck that is, so it's a hot steam cleaner with a vacuum behind it that will blast your shit particles out of the chair.

Also, you fucking disgust me.

>>1853842
It's literally shit and swamp ass baked into the fabric just fyi
Toss those disgusting butt sponges and get a leather chair

>>1857916
>Quit being such a loser faggot

Im not the one consuming because a jew pandered to me with advertising money
Braindead

>>1858044
>being this retarded
Supporting companies that support stuff you believe in is smart. How can you be this dumb?

>>1857373
I can just imagine one of those making a high-pitched whistling noise if you fart on one.

>>1858050
yes goyim, consuuuuuuuuume

>>1858267
If you're gonna buy a thing, might as well support a company with good morals. Consumming isn't buying something you need

>>1858274
>might as well support a company with good morals.
They convinced you they had good morals by throwing money at millionaires to pander to you?

>>1858283
Better than alternatives dipshit. They're saying hey we have a backbone and suppoet a person of your view

>>1858286
They are saying "these people are dumb enough to buy a chair if we pander to their politics"
Corporations exist for the stockholder and are amoral

>>1853842
Try an enzyme based cat pee remover. If it can remove the smell og cat pee then it should remove the smell of your farts unless you are a cat.

>>1853842
Lysol spray works for me.

>>1856954
>Tucker and Haniity
>>1858274
>they had good morals

OMEGAKEK

>>1858289
Imagine being this retarded, lol. Asusming the people running are robots or all companies are public.
>>1858322
Retard

>>1855417
Braces around if-statements are mandatory, for one.

>>1858322
Even trump hates Tucker now

>>1858325
>Imagine being this retarded
Says the guy throwing his paycheck at faceless corporations that pander to him
I bet you have a My Pillow too dont you?

>>1859031
Why are you so stupid? If I need to spend money on something I will on someone supporting my side. I would get a My pillow because the guy is based and the company is local from my state. I don't love the pillow though and I don't need a pillow since forever so I don't buy one. I buy when I need stuff nothing more

>>>1859059
We will have to agree to disagree then
I think getting the most for your money, or buying the objective best depending on the situation is important

X-chair founder Tony Mazlish is a rich jew from a rich Jew family, whose brother is an ultra jew Wall Street guy
But hey, they pandered to you with marketing, so they are great people to give money to right?

>>1859059
How do you feel about masks and gloves?
X-Chair put out a release saying they are forcing their workers to wear gloves, masks, and spraying disinfectant on everything
Seems a little oppressive doesnt it? Thats literally the opposite of what Tucker and Hannity preach isnt it?

>>1855068
dont kink shame

>>1859073
>proof my ass
But if both products are objectively the same then you need another metric to decide
>>1859076
Masks are dumb because they're not effective. Maybe if they're n95 but cloth ones are shit, covid is too small for them according to studies. Gloves too, unless you have a cut just don't touch your eyes or anything.

>>1853842
Don't use a paste, you can just sprinkle it on and then brush it off and vacuum the pillow. Alternatively if you need a deeper clean you can use a steam cleaner and then dry it with a microfiber cloth and blow dryer

>>1853842
eat peppers and eggs so you have stronger smelling farts and can't notice the chair anymore.

>>1853842
Let it sit outside in the sun for the entire day

>>1859337
I cant believe there are retards like this on /diy/
>covid is too small for them according to studies
You mean the studies that show covids main form of transmission is mucus and spit, the exact thing that a cloth mask can actually keep under control?
You think the corona particles just fly around on their own with no form of transmission?

>>1860573
I can believe a retard like you exists, should be on reddit like a fag. You know mucus and spit are non-factors? The average person covers their mouth. Masks do jack shit because those were never factors. No we are talking smaller particles from breathing which you'd know since I meantioned n95. They do nothing and a study from the U of Minn shows theyre 8-30% effect at filtering the smaller particles which is piss. Clothe masks are so retarded and that's not even getting into fitting. Like a bandana that allows the airway straight down, that doesn't filter. You need a complete fit. How are people such NPC, they just accept what people tell them and don't question it. Must suck being that dumb. I'm not gonna wear a mask because it does shit. I will avoid people and just not breathe. Masks also give people a false sense of security so they relax social distancing measures. They only are good for source control mainly not really saving you so its useless for the old timers.

>>1860576
>How are people such NPC, they just accept what people tell them and don't question it.

You mean like how you are blindly believing narrative from some random thread on /pol/ when the overwhelming evidence contradicts it?
You think its a coincidence that the USA is the only country going against what the science says about the virus, yet the only country still getting hammered day in and day out with it?

We get it, a liberal governnor told you to wear a mask so identity politics means more to you than the actual truth

>>1860577
>You mean like how you are blindly believing narrative from some random thread on /pol/ when the overwhelming evidence contradicts it?
No, these are studies I looked up myself, nothing from pol retard. Overwhelming evidence from multiple studies say no, but the people in power don't care. Its about control and helpijg the population feel safe. People believed the earth was round once and once the truth spreads we will see a change.
>You think its a coincidence that the USA is the only country going against what the science says about the virus,
You mean the science that says that wearing clothe masks are ineffective? Lol. Imagine believing a woven clothe dish towel on your face helps haha.
US also has had huge protests so that doesn't help. Death rate is going down so who cares? Covid was always a meme virus.
>We get it, a liberal governnor told you to wear a mask so identity politics means more to you than the actual truth
Far from, if they gave me a n95 mask to wear I'd be fine but a retarded clothe one? Haha, get real. I believe in science not retarded fake shit. I maintain a good distance from people so that helps way more.

>>1860581
Remember everyone, the next time you see someone out protesting masks in public, its literally people like this guy

He's sitting here telling you with his own "gotcha" study that blocking only 30% of the smallest hardest to block particles of the virus is not important, while conveniently leaving out that the masks block out the vast majority the large particles aka your mucus and spit (the main form of transmission of the small particles)

Is fine with the government controlling him with social distancing, but doesnt understand social distancing doesnt work effectively without masks when you are allowing the virus to fly across the room when you cough

Facts obviously dont matter much to people like this
He's a flat earther for gods sake

>>1860590
They have the right idea. Imagine being against since, lol. Retard.
>30% of the smallest hardest to block particles of the virus is not important, while conveniently leaving out that the masks block out the vast majority the large particles aka your mucus and spit (the main form of transmission of the small particles)
Jesus christ, how stupid can you be? 30% is the high all the way down to 8%. You need to block the small shit becsuse that's how small covid is when you're breathing. It doesn't help for coughing and stufd because people already do it into their elbow which is the same. How stupid can you be? Have yoi been outside or just in your moms basement? The study was by the U of Minn but there's others. UMN focused on the masks while others actually tested people with covid using them and the spread of covid in relation to that.
>Is fine with the government controlling him with social distancing, but doesnt understand social distancing doesnt work effectively without masks when you are allowing the virus to fly across the room when you cough
You should consider finding a bridge because you're so dumb. people cough into their sleves you tard. Do you even read anything I type? You must not otherwise maybe you'd rub your two braincells together and understand this shit, jesus.

>Facts obviously dont matter much to people like this
>He's a flat earther for gods sake
Yep, not only do you need believe in science and facts but you think an analogy on our underatanding of the earth being round is me saying I'm a flat earther, lol. I bet you're some underage summerfag in his mom's basement. Lurk more fag and stop listening to authority, they don't always know best. Think for yourself you npc

>>1860604
>studies say that the worst crappy cloths masks can block and divert up to a 1/3rd of the absolute worst particles of the virus, while blocking almost all of the larger far reaching transmission particles
>this doesnt matter because you can just sneeze into your elbow!

>Do you even read anything I type?
Yeah, it sounds like drunken ramblings from an absolute moron
You worry more about your identity than actually mitigating risks
You wouldnt want to be an "NPC" by listening to the big bad guberment right?

>>1860607
Nah, I worry about actual science and doing useful things for society. It's up to 30% mind you retard, not all masks some. Alot are very low a shit. Seriously, those a numbers so fucking bad. Imagine fucking and having BC withh 30% effectiveness haha or even 8% or in between. Imagine trusting that or making a big deal we need to do this thing when its so fucking ineffective and makes people feel invinsible/able to forget about social distancing which helps more.
I feel like I am talking to some retarded child summerfag. I probably am. Honestly, people that are risk should stay at home too. That's the real meal ticket. Young people can go out, they're fine. But hey, keep putting faith in some stuff piece of cloth on your face, lol.

>>1860609
Quarantine of the sick, social distancing, and mitigating transmission of the actual physical virus is the only thing we can do

The fact that something so minuscule and easy as putting on the cheapest masks (that most places give you free) can help mitigate the transmission by up to a third is not negligible
I see a lot of people wearing N95 masks too, I wear one because I have a ton laying around
They are all important pieces of the puzzle

You bending over for social distancing but suddenly feeling oppressed over masks is nothing but being a snowflake with hurt feelings
People like you dont actually care about mitigation of risks, you want something to whine and complain about
Its why everyone laughs at you and doesnt take you seriously
Yelling and throwing temper tantrums at store policy of wearing a mask, its hilarious

>>1860614
No it fucking can't. It won't mitigate shit you fucking retard. The best may get a third but doesn't mean shit. It's like stopping a third of shit being thrown in a punch bowl. Congrats, theres still shit in there. They are so fucking ineffective and again that is just matieral I'm not even getting on to FITTING. You need it to covwr and filter the entire mouth like 99% else its just a waste and ineffective. The acrual effectiveness of cloth masks we are seeing is near 0%.
>I see a lot of people wearing N95 masks too, I wear one because I have a ton laying around
>They are all important pieces of the puzzle
No, nobody does. Get out of your fucking moms basement kid. You're the same retard who thinks preventing coughes with masks is good because people just cough straight forward and don't cover their mouthes (which protip: nearly everyone does). Just because you're a fat slob that doesn't, doesn't mean the rest of society doesn't.
>You bending over for social distancing but suddenly feeling oppressed over masks is nothing but being a snowflake with hurt feelings
If you could read and not be retarded you'd know its about science. Id wear an n95 not cloth. I don't follow the stupid flow arrows either in stores for "social distancing" because they're dumb in concept.
>People like you dont actually care about mitigation of risks, you want something to whine and complain about
>Its why everyone laughs at you and doesnt take you seriously
Haha, quit projecting. People take me serious because I'm not some fucking loser in his moms basement. I speak the truth and people pick up on it. I honestly don't care about the meme virus because its just the flu. Death rates aee shit. "Mitigation" isn't that, just dumb shit like blood letting was back in the day. It'll make the dumb NPCs like you who take whatever they shove down your throat as fact feel good and safer when you're just an ignorant retard showing how much of a bootlicker he is.

>>1860620
>I honestly don't care about the meme virus

Its been abundantly clear since your first post, posting objectivity false rhetoric to fit your narrative
You feel really special about it too, clearly
It doesnt make you correct

>>1860622
Everything I've posted is factual regarding masks apart from my personal views. Sorry you're too stupid to look up and do your own research. Guess gotta keep letting people tell you want to think :) must suck being an npc in his mommys basement. I wouldn't know.

>>1860623
>must suck being an npc in his mommys basement. I wouldn't know.
Again with the whole "look at me, im special and contrarian for going against the guidelines scientists have put forth"
We get it, your image and identity matters more than anything else

>>1853842
ok first you apply canned sardines in oil. it going to get worse before it gets better. the fish has a lot of fatty acids thats what you want to help form complex hydrocarbons that suck up many scent molecules. the oil weather basedbean or mineral doesnt matter that acts as part of the reagent in the next phase later your just laying the ground work now so you dont have to later

now you let that sit for 4 hours if you can but 15 minutes will do if your being a retard and dont want people to know about your butt odor problem. now go get some cheap ketchup. not any heins stuff you have in a bottle no you need fastfood ketchup. go buy some fries and save the ketchup if they dont give you any ask for some. then apply just a little. not all over. i repeat not all over. pic a spot and that will be your reserviour. if your reserviour is to large this will not work. you will just end up covering your oil and fatty acids . you need a non newtonian fluid which ketchup is for this electrolysis. your anode will touch the ketup. all you need is a 9 volt and some wire. if you have two 9 volts you can tear 1 apart for the top piece that connects to any 9 volt so you dont have to stand there like a faggot. the ends of the stripped wire will suffice for electrodes

now conduct electrolysis for 10 minutes on the wet surface. if your oil seeps in you need to reapply the sardines because you took to long and didnt prepare things in advance

then wash the surface with soapy water and let dry

if this fails to remove your but odor because its epic and this is done in a office you are suggested to exchange the chair with a womans in the same room or adjacent room. its fishy and has a red stain beasue of impurities in the ketchup. its always the ketchup but it looks like something a woman would do to a chair

>>1860624
>look at me, I'm reading studies and recommendations by scientists and looking at the facts instead of blindly following the crowd and what they think is real
You should know my now the masses are retarded but you're an npc so maybe not
>your image and identity matters
>advocates for n95 masks
>being this dense
Again, please go find a bridge and quit sucking up space. I do things because they're factual. I don't follow the crowd like a cuck like you if they're doing the wrong thing.

>>1860630
>global pandemic, scientists from all across the world doing countless studies to stop the spread
>the aggregate of these scientists like the WHO and Trumps Corona Task Force (and countless other countries own groups) put out guidelines to practically mitigate risk based on their findings

>you, a non scientist, feels the need to stick out from the crowd, feels the need to make up some bullshit conclusions from some cherrypicked studies

You certainly got people to look at you, which is ultimately your goal
The worst part is, you actually believe you are smart and above it all

>>1860634
Nah, I want to do what is right. You're some scared little faggot who doesn't wanna rock the boat or go against people. Don't believe science like a retard then.
>believing government political groups
Retard, haha. Go to sleep, mommy doesn't like a tired boy. You're clearly underage. Where's the ban hammer

>>1860620
>It won't mitigate shit
>may get a third

this board is for above room temp IQ posters only

>>1861455
I'm above boiling so fuck off double digit retard

>>1860577
>USA is the only country going against what the science says
Get educated son. Sweden did nothing, went about their lives, just as we should have. They've got herd immunity now.

>>1861713
literally seething lol

>>1860839
>UGGGA DUGGA ME NO NEED SCIENCE MAN ME SNIFF SNIFF ME BIG MAN NOT BABY MAN.
>>1861713
Doubt

>>1861735
great picture.
i'm sure there is something about AIDS virus is small enough to pass through a condom atom wise but the jizz isn't so there isn't pressure to push it all the way through. cool right? i don't know if its true though.

>>1861735
Masks are retarded desu.

>>1853842
It's not a fart smell it's literal shit inside your chair