/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1759497
What the fuck is it? Does the bongistani police just decide it's a weapon if they don't know what it is?

>>1759501
It's an (alleged) burglary hook, used to poke though someones letter box and steal their keys.

>>1759497
to retrieve objects that fall into storm drains

>>1759497
A back scratcher

https://youtu.be/vXXwG0Sespw

You can get somewhat precise measurements of how long various distances are. Those are mostly used for smaller objects.

>>1759497
A stick with that kind of hook is used to operate Venetian blinds.

>>1759497
Look and act respectable and you can carry what you want. Look / act like criminal scum and even a sandwich is an offensive weapon. Welcome to Bongland.

Colon scraper?

>>1759562
why cant you just stop stabbing each other then?

It is what they named hookers after. It is used in other peoples windows to steal stuff. Tell them your a hooker.

>>1759589
Its not like they can shoot each other

>>1759497
You could unlock people's car doors from the inside...oh shit no, wait...

>>1759497
cleavage puller

>>1759497

This is from Australia, fyi.

>>1761721
>Australia
Well that is understandable at least, being a colony of convicts and all that.

>>1761623
You can, but you have to drive a wedge into the top of the door to fit it in.
>t. locked out of my vehicle once before I bought a set of spare keys, had to have the popo let me back in.

>>1761717
Yep that's a stabbing waiting to happen. See the sharpener next to the spoon. In just a few hours and the criminal would have sharpen the spoon into a makeshift knife. The victim would only have hours to run for their life as the criminal loudly grinds the murder weapon into form using both hands and arms. If anything this is the worst kind of murderer given such a long and telegraphed notice so their victim can live just a little longer crushed under the fear of their impending demise by a soon to be made makeshift knife of such questionable quality that it could take several stabs before they die. Yes, this criminal is pure evil plotting to drag the fear and suffering out this sadistic manner.

Thank god they stopped this.

>>1761718
I refuse to believe this one is real

>>1761717
If the charity shop didn't want them getting into the wrong hands why don't they, y'know, not sell them to shady cunts?

>>1761718
they just raided a toolbox ffs

>>1761717
At some point I want to believe that a modern English kitchen is just a trough where people rip apart their food with bare hands while screaming allah akbar prayers

>>1759502
Who the fuck stores keys on the fucking floor? Besides, that looks like a shitty hook like any other to me.

>>1761623
You just need a tensiometer valve and a piece of wire for that.

>>1759497
he is licensed physical penetration tester

>>1761718
It's strange to know that my entire garage, my electronics bench, my kitchen drawers, my workshop, and my car toolbox are illegal in England.
Probably even my car, it's old and is powered by dangerous sharp triangles.

>>1759497
not unlike dentists tools which are good for small wood work and modelling/crafting sitauations. i still have mine from skool daze

>>1761717
I see you've played knifey spooney before!