/diy/ - Do It Yourself

fuck them they're all goats

>>1751136
*blocks your path*

>>1751136
wew lad, do people actually buy this crap?

>>1751136
Hallo, ich bin Klaus, der neue Gabelstaplerfahrer. What's going on in this thread?

>>1751870
Sehr gut, Klaus. Sehr gut.

>>1751698

>tfw you see the resident cunt getting zapped and you just pretend you didn't notice and walk away.

>>1751136
>>>/lgbt/catalog
Go back to your own board.

>>1751868
why would they make it if people didnt?

>>1751136
Fuck you lazy ass fuckers.
>No skills
>Hide out in the dead areas of the planet
>Bring the wrong parts for the job
>Can't move shit in the system without fucking it up
>Waiting too long to get parts because your off your forklift talking to people
>Have to hunt you down and bitch at you to get my shit

>>1752201
>”Skill” takes four minutes to learn, a day to master
>pretend they are an actual trade or some sort of esoteric guild that couldn’t be replaced by nine year olds or slightly more advanced Roombas

https://www.google.com/amp/s/7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/forklift-accident-leaves-young-construction-worker-with-several-amputations-c-619121.amp

>>1751870
>>1751873
/r/ing a link to this video for the lurkers.

also, Yes I do know of someone that it was played for during their training

>>1752253
First Google hit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

>>1752251
There's a reason they have the term "injuries incompatible with life". Shit like that happens to me, give me some morphine and let me finish bleeding out.

>>1752389
Same here, man. At that point there's no reason to keep going.

>>1752389
>>1752391

Can we start a gofundme to buy him that forklift operator shirt and have it sent to him?

Would it technically be a shirt or coveralls for him? Maybe they make it in a onesie with a snap bottom?

>>1751868
Apparently so. I saw a person wearing one of these facebook ad shirts irl where it was a run on sentence about needing coffee.

>>1752389

His gf has the same look on her face that the happy bride had when she married the marine whose face was burned off, "how the fuck do I get out of this without seeming like a piece of shit".

>>1752415

To be honest that would be a super shitty situation to be in...

>>1751870
I nostalgia'd. I saw this in 2002 or so - on Euro VHS!!! - in Egypt.

I know a guy who is a forklift operator. He gets drunk and yells at his wife most night. A few years back his kid went around the neighborhood and cut all the dogs foreskins off.

>>1752460
>>1752413
>>1751698
>>1751136
absolutely cursed
why are boomers like this

>>1752464
Because they want to think their life is meaningful...

>>1752464
entitlement

>>1752464
I don't get it either. The person who I saw with the coffee one was in their mid to late 20's.

>>1752460
>cut all the dogs foreskins off

Is there a deeper story here?

>>1752590
Son of drunk abusive moron tortures and molests animals. I think that's about all we need to know.

>>1752593
Lol foreskins do dogs even have those?

>>1752593
>Abusive failure of a father
>Become dog mohel

>>1752317
Fucking great. And it lead me to watch Shake Hands with Danger too. Thanks for the link anon.

I sometimes operate on at work, it's not my job by any means. Just something I occasionally have to do, like wiping my ass.

>>1752413
What does this shit even mean? Is his sense of humour constantly fucking up by picking from the wrong bay or miscounting his case picks because he dropped out of highschool and can't fucking add? Then blaming the WMS for his retardation because it's "stupid"?

>>1751136
Appreciation for a skate job? I got my 10K qual on my GOV license so I could drive instead of hump boxes when we mobilized. Everyone who hates work should get a forklift qualification.

>>1752317
Thanks. I forgot why I whistle that song sometimes

>>1753765
Tradesmen are typically conservative white middle aged men. These shirts are just saying I'M A RIGHT WING AND YOU SJW SNOWFLAKE BASEDBOYS BETTER BE READY FOR MY OPINIONS!!1!!1!1!. It's incredibly lame and predictable.

>>1751136

>>1754507
Well, I'm half the man I used to be
Half the man I used to be
Half the man I used to be

>>1754507
>>1754511

Jokes aside leaving such people alive is evil. No legs, no arm, not even a dick or asshole to poop from.

Imagine how cruel and miserable his existence must be just because modern people are too pussy to put down an obvious cripple.

>>1754738
First off, the poop goes into the bag? Secondely his girlfriend is way hotter than yours.

>>1754869
shit

>>1754738
It only takes one hand to shit post on the internet, he can still be as productive as 90% of this website

>>1754738
Apparently they asked him before surgery if he wanted to be allowed to die.

>>1755056
what did he say?

Nothing is more irritating than when talking to another tradesmen of a different craft at a bar or party or something and some retard stumbles up and says “oh yeah bro I’m in a blue collar trade too!” And the you figure out they work in a fucking warehouse. These people are on the same rung as retail and fast food workers in my eyes. There are countless ways to break into trades to lean skills to earn more than 30k a year that these people could try but they refuse to because learning something new is too exhausting for them

I ride one of those electric pallet trolleys, can I roll with you guys?

I think the boomers parents were just really tough which explains part of it, but i dont know why these fuckers are so arrogant

>>1755056
you can't expect him to tell exactly what's suitable for him. But the doctors, from their privileged standpoint, need to know that you can't carry out a joyful life with half your body off

>>1756360
He said;

"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed
Ain't nothing in this world for free
I know I can't slow down
I can't hold back though you know I wish I could
No, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good"

>>1752237
LMFAO yup, same with housebashers.

>>1751136
Always wanted to put a forklift weight on a truck chassis for a battering ram vehicle

>>1754507
what happened?

>>1757819
What's a house basher?

>>1758539
someone who bashes houses

>>1754869
Holy shit this is the guy they make all those forklift operator shirts for, everyone else is just a bunch of posers.

>>1758504
Nerve gas.

>>1754507
>shitting in a bag
>no dick
yeah I think I'd call it quits at that point

>>1758539
>he hasn’t joined the Housebashers and Shedslammers union yet

>>1758891
Shedslammers sounds pretty good. Where do I go to get started with shed slamming?

>>1752539
I kinda wanna get one and wear it to my boring office job, but I also don't want to give these people any money.

>>1758634
That's practically how most people on this site live now.

>>1759538
Fucking kek

>>1759538
I piss in bottles and haven't stuck my dong in a woman in over 6 years.

>>1759538
I'll have you know my dick is used on a daily basis to jerk off to anime girls, thank you.

>>1759733
where do you live?

>>1759856
Michigan

>>1759944
Me too

>>1760068
Sweet. Wanna hang out and talk "fork"?

>>1760449
Nah I'm good.

Forklift operators work in some of the most enduring places. I have made respect for those guys. They put their life on the line every day.

How much property damage have you forklift operators caused over the years of your profession?

>>1752464
>why are boomers like this

it's more of a white trash thing in america, I'm sure it's like this with bogans too

>>1756508
>I think the boomers parents were just really tough which explains part of it, but i dont know why these fuckers are so arrogant

someone told me long ago if you're going to be dumb at least you should be tough

Presumably it is American boomers wearing these so so much banter can they really take? If I point out that forklift operators aren't even on the intellectual level of a particularly stupid sheet metal worker would they get offended or just take it as a joke?

>>1752460
>A few years back his kid went around the neighborhood and cut all the dogs foreskins off.
You can't just fucking drop this shit and say nothing more. What the fuck?

>>1753517
>Lol foreskins do dogs even have those?

They don't.

(A friend told me...)

>>1751868

>>1752237
>replaced by a roomba

>>1752237
this

>>1759733
I piss in bottles and have 2 gfs. Life's weird man.

>>1763894
I piss in 2 gfs and have one bottle. Weird man's life.

>>1751136
How do I learn this skill? My work doesn't have forklifts.

>>1764668
google forklift training than your location

>>1764668
It's stupid easy to learn. But not many places need forklift drivers. Since usually you only need one driver for several workers

>>1754507
Goddamn... Not even a dick left. Poor fuckin kid.

>>1759538
True.

I just can't believe people actually have to be trained to operate a fucking forklift...

Seriously after sitting on one for 30 seconds if you haven't already figured out every control on the thing you should probably do yourself a favor and suck start a shotgun...

>>1767135
Yeah?
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/forklift-accident-leaves-young-construction-worker-with-several-amputations-c-619121

>>1767160
>Yeah?
Yup. Kid was being a dumbass and pulled out in front of a car that "he figured would stop"

If he didn't get in that forklift accident then he would have gotten in a vehicle accident shortly with that kind of mentality.

Stupid should hurt.