/diy/ - Do It Yourself

worst post on /diy/ today

>blew 40 fucking dollars
>40 dollars is a lot
bruh

>His mother was over 40 when she gave birth to him.
To be honest, neither of you are likely to be very bright.

>>1706384
aye man, fuck you.

>>1706383
she only makes about 40k a year. And that was a time when we where broke. So paying the heating bill was a lot, hence her stupid fucking idea.

>>1706381
lmao
this has nothing to do with flex seal

>>1706381

Screencap this op. Amd read it again in 5 years.

Then decide what caliber you prefer

>>1706381
This is a very bad post

Why don't you fix it for her? Instead of being a retard on a mongolian basket weaving forum

You're an able bodied man living with your mother and you haven't gone over the house once a week to find things to fix for her? You should be ashamed, anon.

>>1706381
Obvious answer is to explain to her a better solution or just get it fixed without her involvement

>>1706498
he should walk up to her, unzip his pants, pull out his cock, make her fix it with her mouth, and then her pusy

>>1706381
It's probably how you are presenting the information to her. Try to calmly and in a non-condensing manner inform her as to why her idea won't work and then offer a better solution. Let her know that her idea will just cost more time and money in the long run. If she still doesn't accept it, fix it yourself with your own money and she'll be grateful and probably pay you back.

>>1706381
Expanding foam.
But seriously, either fix it properly for her, and get good boy points
Or sit back and laugh when it fucks up.
My mum couldn't understand how a corner cupboard with 2 doors opening towards each other couldn't work, even when I mocked up a 3d model and then made a 1/4 scale replica.

I ended up having to make a stupid concertina door thing to keep her "Idea" and stop her whining.

>>1706381
Move out. Grow up. Settle down. Have children.

>>1706381
Why did you let it get to that state to begin with, smart guy?

>>1706381
The story of all the white kids adopted by nigger parents.

>thinks 40 dollars is a lot in the context of women blowing money
sweetie..

>>1706388
AHA!

>>1706511
You insufferable incest faggots ruined porn. I cant find one video where the title isnt "step uncle cousins let mom fuck me or a some shit"

>>1706634
Bro... that is just.

Is she a blond rich kid?

>>1706709
Skip the fucking retard life ruining crotch goblins. The world is shit anyway. Buy a cabin.

>>1706848
>ruined porn
how can you ruin something so degenerate? dumb cumbrain

>>1706381

this is an obvious bait thread and you morons are falling for it.

>>1706389
>So paying the heating bill was a lot,
burn the cardboard...

This one goes to the copypasta folder

>>1706728
because its on the fucking corner and I personally don't stare at my roof all too often.

>>1706989
sadly, this shits real.

>>1706989
I didn't even read the OP

>>1706381
You and you're mother are both big fucking morons or this is bait; I honestly hope for you OP that it is the latter

>>1706381
You violate the 5th commandment. Even if you don’t care about that, you still sound like an ass.
>>1706383
40 bucks should buy an absolute mountain of cardboard though.
>>1706498
This.

>>1706381
Cardboard is just about the most flammable shit around like that. If it caught fire, fuck it would escalate shit quick.

Hit your mother

>>1706381

you fucking suck at greentexting, didn't even read past the third line. shit thread. also fuck off with your >be me faggotry, that shit is the most reddit trend in years.

>>1707282
first of all, fuck that religous bullshit. second, yeah, it did. and third, fuck you. I work 2 jobs right now and am currently in the process of getting a 80k a year job.

>>1707329
that's what i tried saying, then she retorted with "then don't play with fire in the basement" followed by a chuckle.

>>1707659
cool, i don't spend every waking hour on 4chan like you, faggot.

>>1706709
>nuclear family meme
ideal is to live on a large plot of land with your parents, wife, and children

>>1706381
It's going to work fine

>>1706381
Lift up the flap, spray flex seal, staple down.
Probably better than what the "pros" do.

>>1709037
So why do you live with your mother? You originally said it was while you look for work.

>>1709188
because i'm currently in the process of trying to find an apartment, I want it close to my new job.

Inject gap in plywood with copious amounts of silicone, go buy some red guard and paint it over that (return left over to Home Depot afterwards cause that shits expensive), staple down or nail some new tar paper over that, re-nail shingles over patch. $20 repair

Take the cardboard out of your basement and staple it to your roof. Spray the whole entire can of Flex Seal over it. The whole can. Problem solved. You're welcome.

>>1709443
>>1709443
>looking for work
>now it's looking for an apartment

Jeez, most neets can at least keep their stories straight.

>>1706383
Waa? Who pays money for cardboard? It's free?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBKdbbQBEJw