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Okay so I have phimosis. They sell kits to help stretch but they're expensive. Is there a /diy/ alternative I could make? Having to stretch every morning by hand is bothersome.

>> No.1699911

>another the-absolute-state-of-American-healthcare-thread

>> No.1699912

>>1699865
Be a fucking man and get curcumsized. Had the problem as a teenager.
SnibediSnap, hokus pokus, foreskin-b-gone. Looked a little bit like a piece of kebab meat what they carried away. After two weeks my dick was back in business and I never looked back.

>> No.1699946

>>1699865
They're 60 bucks. Just buy them.
You don't want any DIY infenctions, just try to keep them clean and strecht for a year depending on how bad it is

>> No.1699957

>>1699912
This. I got circumcised a few days ago for the same reason, it's the best thing to do.

>> No.1699967

>>1699957
i had bad phimosis and had it cut 15 years ago. best thing i could have done. im still mad at my parents for not having it done when i was a baby. fricken immigrants.

>> No.1700056

>>1699912
Fuck that, I enjoy the pleasurable sensations on my head. It's not that bad as most cases seem to be. I can manage to get three finger tips in the hole now but I don't have the opportunity to give my new stretched skin a spin so I just want to make sure I'm good to go when the next opportunity arises. I've missed out on lots of opportunities in my past because of this shit.

>> No.1700232

>>1699865
Call your local rabbi and say you got a free foreskin for the taking.

>> No.1700241

>>1699865
Maybe try using a stack of key rings or a pipe that you have deburred and cut to the correct length.

Excuse me while I borrow your thread >>1700000

>> No.1700244

>How do I deal with this sensibly?
>lmao just mutilate your dick go- I mean bro

Imagine having pride in your razor scars. Sad

>> No.1700257

>>1699865
>Okay so I have phimosis.
Go to a doctor you idiot. You can get steroid cream to stretch the skin. You don't need a unnecessary surgical procedure.

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1700273

>>1699865
Def. get circumcised!
Also take lots of pics (or better, video) and write a detailed account and post it to the circlist:
>http://intactwiki.org/wiki/Circlist
>t circumfetishist.

>> No.1700286

>>1699911
>>another the-absolute-state-of-American-healthcare-thread

Americans get their cocks chopped as a baby, none of them get phimosis

>> No.1700291

>>1700286
>be born
>leave a tip
Didn't the burgerclapistani mutilating numbers drop throughout the last 20 years or so?