/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1459438

AHAHA! I fucking love you rednecks. I grew up in New York making fun of you. My filks split and i wound up living in Alabama with distant relatives. OMFG i had the time of my life and plan on retiring there. Already have cabin plans made with outdoor beer fridges and fire pits for giant parties. Currently trying for plans to rig up plug ins for a battery bank was and solar setup so the guys can plug in their loud stereos all night and not kill their batteries.

Nothing on earth is better than burning car tires, truck bed swimming pools, and loud ass country music i can not understand.

>>1459438
4/10; did not laugh but op did not once use that millenial boomer brain-tic word *literally*, +1 point
+1 point for Avenged Sevenfold on ye old millenial boomerbox
final greentext score = 6/10, would drink beer with

>fresh outta high school
>decide to go buy a few 4 wheelers
>go riding with some friends and snapped a fucking axle and destroyed the rim
>ohfuckingnigger.jpg
>get the 4wheeler back
>well we can just go buy a new axle and rim
>300 scheckles
>see a boat rim with a tire in my buddy’s back yard
>get the welder out

We just bolted the bitch onto the hub and well, it still runs today.

>>1459443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNkIrg-Tk

>>1459500
>boat rim

>>1459583
off a land yacht

>>1459464
>millenial
>boomer
>being literally retarded about a word
2/10

>>1459592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg

>>1459464
Kek. Thanks anon. Likewise if you near northeast oklahoma I'll buy it.

I like really like hat the like word "literally."

Fuck thst shits annoying

>>1459500
YABOI!

>be me
>be last winter
>drinking beer in bros shop
>snowing and cold af even with the wood stove
>other bro: "FUCK! I wish we had a hot tub
>lightbulb.gif
>fuckit, let's build one
>bro gets backhoe
>comences to dig a big ass hole in his back yard like 10 feet deep
>we crawl in witch shovels
>carve out a bench seat all the way around
>throw leftiver contractors plastic in it
>get bigass piece of pipe about 6 feet 3 feet taller than the "hot tub" and 24" wide
>poke 3 holes in the bottom and run junk 1" pipe around it for suck air
>pile wood all around it
>make cup holders out of snow
>light a fire and start filling the pool up.
>the pipe sat on 2 cinderblocks and we dumped a 5 gallon bucket of rusty old bolts and shit in it for stability
>drink beer in it 4 days in a row

Dammit. I dumped my sd card at home and the pictures are there.

>my sides
>google did not dissapoint
>pic related

>>1459912
That's actually really clever.

>>1459583
Obviously he means boat trailer rim. You must drown yourself in pussy at parties, anon.

>>1459935
>Obviously

>>1460012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cWnpzG9F20

>>1459903
Where At? Cherokee Co, AL here. Broomtown, between Ft Payne and Gaylesville

>>1459903
Shit I need to lay off the booze. OK, not AL. Sumbitch! Bet y'all got a Cherokee county too tho.

>>1459438
Not me but

>moms boss is moving
>hires me to help him move
>cool guy, seems pretty normal
>we take a break from boxing stuff up
>'hey anon check out these picture'
>shows me a massive bon fire pit he and his buddies made in the woods
>lined with stacked rocks, built up from the ground with a stone stair case leading up to it
>me: holy shit that must have taken forever to build
>him: felt like 5 minutes when you're on crystal meth

and that was the day I found out my moms boss was a meth addict

>>1460018
Where have I seen those before...

Military base?

>>1460794
use them a lot on a cattle ranch, places where ther are no roads or no bridges

>>1460018
My nebor had one. He rattlecaned it hit pink, was pretty badass

>>1459913
Fuck yes it is. And with well water and a pond liner cheap af with no nasty ass chemicles or i honestly cant descide if i should put my wood stove in the barn or build a stand for it 12 inches high.

>>1460018
https://youtu.be/6Rni9HyVjqM

>>1460784
AHAHA!

>>1460799
An ex friend of mine who sucks satans red cock had a 6x6 amphibian vertical shaft briggs and stratton ran a shaft with 2 clutches. One on each side. All the wheels had about a 1 foot shaft with 2 pillow blocks and a gear. I got a fiberglass boat today. I think I'm going to fucking build one.

>>1462321
Does your ego long for conflict, anon?

>>1462478
No. My sister in laws boyfriend threatened to kill her and her sisters in front of thier kids. My wife begged me not to say or do anything since we watch their kids and i refuse to have any. I did tell my marine brother in law to make sure and tell him i am going to piss on his grave tho before he kills him. He got lucky i guess. Another of our friends faught him and got the gun and ran into the woods with it before the cops came.

I don't like conflict. I actually planned for him to have an "accident."but thats not me and i like sleeping in my bed without unwanted buttsex.

Family get togethers sure are fun as fuck tho.

Told my wife when thier last kid graduates high school i am going to give him an unholy ass beating. Got 3 more years.

>>1462805
What

>>1459438
fucking kek op this needs a screen cap

>>1460784
lol'd

>>1464829
Its really not hard to do if you want to screencap it anon