/diy/ - Do It Yourself

CLR

>>1411407

Hydrochloric acid or a 2 liter of coke

>>1411407
you just remove the U trap and give it a good clean, shove the toilet brush up the pipe to clean it then just wipe it down with bleach and wash the u-trap with bleach. the problem you are having is that rinsing the top layer of scum just kills the top layer. you need to remove the sludge film. it got like that because clearly he shoved stuff down the sink and it's rotting in there. piss will be long gone. i piss in the shower and the shower doesnt stink of piss.

also, i used to live in a share house with a sink in the room. i pissed in it. just didnt like my housemates so i'd rather piss in the sink.

>>1411407
I use high concentrated citric acid to clean stuff like that, because it is easy to get and doesn't attack stainless steel, chromium plating etc.
Be careful of anything that involves chlorides, because it is aggressive enough to attack most of corrosion-resistant materials in normal households.

>>1411407

so why did he piss in the sink.. whats wrong with the fucking toilet? why are people such degenerates like this. what advantage is there to pissing in the sink.. fucking lowlife

>>1411412
second the coca cola suggestion>>1411416

>>1411453
It splashes less, a sink is at optimum dong height. Ever looked at the wall next to a toilet? Fucking filthy from all that splashing. Personally I sit down, but I can't see anything wrong with pissing in a sink if you run water a little afterwards (which you should do anyway to wash your hands).

>>1411407
HCl if you live in a high calcium water area.

>>1411477

holy fuck are you kidding me? who the fuck has to deal with piss splashing.. is your dick 2 inches or something that you cant hold it properly to piss in a toilet? goddamn your parents must have been very shitty to raise you to be a fucking bum like that. do you shit in the sink as well? like seriously what kind of fucked up autist do you have to be to piss in a sink to be a lazy ass who cant piss properly in a toilet

holy shit KYS you waste of space

>>1411613
Why are you so triggered by piss in a sink?

>>1411453
He had a gf too lmao

>>1411613
>being this angry over nothing

sink pissing is easy, saves water, and you can wash your dick every time.

maybe try a few tabs of polident

its all pipes whats the big deal

radiator flush from the autoparts store
or wood bleach from the hardware store

same thing, and both will dissolve limescale, clean copper/brass/plating without damaging and dissolve some organic sludge and hair.

oven cleaner foam down the pipes, then a flush with hot water will get rid of remaining sink gunk easily.

>>1411613
the anon clearly said he pisses sitting down like a lady... so maybe your reading comprehension is shit?

Also he said splashing, which indicates his piss is hitting the water and spraying water and piss back. maybe he has a gigantic urethra and you couldnt handle his girth.

>>1411780
I do not have a gigantic urethra, but yes I do mean splash back. A fine mist of toilet water and/or urine enters the air once you start pissing from a few feet high into the bowl, which hits the adjacent wall and stains it. Urinating against the side of the bowl instead of in the water probably doesn't help.

Peeing in urinals coats my legs and hands in piss splatter what's the deal with that

>>1411453
I prefer to piss in the sink because it's better for the environment.
Who's the lowlife now buddy?

I've been pissing in sinks for the last 10 years of my life. It's a definite game changer. Easier, more economical, and just better for the environment.

Bunch of amateurs in this thread.

you're a bunch of amateurs. i just piss in the shower and use the curtain or door to shield myself from splashback.

>>1411407
Quit trying to use any magic liquid drain cleaner. That shit never works and damages the pipes. Besides, piss doesn't get "caked" on. What's clogging the drain is most likely hair. Either pull the P trap and clean that bitch out like a man, or get a drain hair grabber (pic related) and try that. They only a few bucks for a whole set.

>>1412458
>piss doesn't get "caked" on
but it does leave mineral deposits which harden on surfaces and are somewhat difficult to remove from metal

>>1412546
Hydrogen peroxide will dissolve the proteins. Ammonia will dissolve the uric acid. Vinegar will (eventually) dissolve any mineral deposits. Soak and rinse, repeat as needed.

>>1412622

It should be legally actionable to post stuff with the intention to harm people

Fag manager here. I use LYE. It even cleans the top.

I had the problem of a vanity slowly draining for years, tried everything imagineable. Turns out down the line the galvanized pipe had completely corroded through. Replaced with pvcp and have never had a problem again.

>>1412046
Glad to see I am not the only one, it's all about reducing my impact, why flush when a quick rinse will do the same thing.

>>1412046

>>1411407
liquid fire

>>1411407
vinegar dissolves the calcium, but you have to scrub it a bit.

>>1412625
>wanting to dissolve your pipes THIS badly

>>1411407
Pee on it and then throw some bleach in. The chemical reaction will unclog the pipes.

>>1412674
>using aluminium pipes

>>1412005
Fucking savage AF

>>1412624
Eat a tide pod and chase it with bleach. Faggots like you are what's wrong with this world.

>>1412546
It doesn't, actually.

Urinal pipes don't get like this.

OP mentioned a broken up plug. That's the problem, not the piss.

>>1412993
>Urinal pipes don't get like this.
Urinals are flushed regularly with adequate water.
If he is pissing and not rinsing minerals will deposit on the flange and inside the pipes down to the trap.

>>1411477
This

For fucking years I've wanted to create a toilet that can piss on the side, without making a noise and waking the family up at 3am, without splashing fucking piss everywhere.

Its like you don't realise it until you piss with bare legs then you feel the pish gentley spray you and realise you're pissing all over yourself each fucking time.

I also sit, except when in public toilets.

>>1411477
Why would you EVER sit down when you don't need to? It's like using a drill to hammer nails instead of using fucking screws.

>>1413071
Faggot detected

>>1413076
Well partially because I always have to pull my pants down since my jeans' flies are always too small to use comfortably. The rest is because I saw the aldultswim skit and the aforementioned reasons.

.>>1411407
You can use hydrogene peroxide or baking soda

>>1411407
CLR - calcium lime rust shit in a silver bottle with a PB blaster style label? Whatever you use it probably has to soak in so you might need to plug the trap somehow and fill it to the bottom of the basin.

>>1411411
>CLR
>>1413158
>CLR

>>1413165
sorry for dup. I skipped right to the debate about whether you're a faggot if you sit to pee (you're not, in fact you are much more likely to own your home than to rent if you sit to pee at night).

>>1411407
What meds are you on that cause you to excrete that much calcium? You are going to have bad osteoporosis when you get a little older.

>>1413202

You have obviously never lived anywhere with hard water, either that or never peed on something for years without cleaning it

>>1413218
I live where theres very hard water, and im a plumber, and i only see that type of calcification when its a senior citizen on medication.

With all of the comments, I’m starting to get confused whether I’m supposed to sit down or stand up. I’m pooping right now. I guess I’ll compromise and squat?

....well that didn’t work. I just peed all over my wall.

My question is “if I pee first, and finish, and then start pooping, why do I still pee a little bit?” Like, I just stopped peeing. And I was done. Is there a reserve pee area in my bladder? Is this uretter pee? Like how deep am I going here?

>>1413222
My toilet looks like this every couple of months. It's a combination of sitting urine and hard water.

Acids knock it down super fast

>>1413202
the calcium's from the water, not the piss. hard water does this. it's pretty normal in pipes that aren't regularly descaled
it's stained yellow-brown from the piss
>>1411407
the only way to remove it completely is with a coarse brush and vinegar. I'd say CLR, but you don't want to be brushing CLR since it'll splatter everywhere (not that the vinegar won't, but vinegar won't fuck up your skin that badly). It wouldn't hurt to run some more CLR or other descaler through the pipe, but do so slowly so it can dissolve as much of the buildup as possible. however you likely will not be able to completely remove the scale without the use of an abrasive, like a pipe cleaner or a long coarse brush. sorry, bro.

>All these boombalattys pretending the reason they sit to piss isn't because they can't touch their dicks

>>1413327
wrong, the key is to set the water level in the bowl so your dick tip is completely submerged when pee-ing. my optimal level is 9-11 inches below the rim of the bowl. Then it is like a little aquarium pump every time you pee and there are no splashes anywhere.
P.S. it also helps you stay half-asleep when you pee in the middle of the night (like i'm doing right now) because the cool water on your glans and frenulum helps keep the higher level brainwaves from activating.

>>1412993

I've had to fix plenty of urinals with this exact problem... usually in bars and shitholes where the don't get flushed enough

>>1413312

>>1411407
>ex girlfriend
that's a fetus down there, op
remove it by using the stretched out metal coat hangar she couldn't muster to use

>>1411412
>>1411471
Coke won't do shit.

>>1413426

Jeez you are dumb

>>1413461
Explain your reasoning.

Muriatic Acid

>>1413507
Are you crazy? You don't need the Samson option for fossilized fucking piss.

>>1411453
I shave in the mornings and gotta piss like immediately, so it's very efficient to just start pissing and it all goes in the sink

>>1413076
I don't like piss in any other place than the toilet. If you pee standing some of it gets in places where I don't want to have them! I'm teaching my kids that they can pee standing on their heads if they like anywhere else than home but here we piss sitting down.

>>1412624
Your thinking of ammonia and bleach, fucknut. There are no dangerous reactions between those chemicals. You should do the rinse using one chemical at a time as standard safety practice anyway, you feculent cockwarbler.

It is probably not just pee with calcium like that I am going to think that your sloppy roommate also never snaked his drain so there is probably a big clump of hair that is covered in hard water and old pee down there which won't be dissolved by much safely.

This is called a water bladder and they are pretty cheap at a hardware store you just hook it up to your hose or sink with a small hose attachement, stick it in the drain and it will cause a massive high pressure area to form forcing everything that is stuck down the drain

>>1413426
>>1413481

phosphoric acid

>>1414011
Phosphoric acid is used as a descaling agent, but I doubt you'd be able to synthesise more than a drop of it from a bottle of Coke.

>>1413685
Mang everytime i piss on the sink i flush it with bleach and it does clean it but you can tell they react.

>>1414027

You are one dumb mutha fucka

>>1413312
Great example of reddit humor

>>1414399
sounds to me like bepo boy forgot to put in his trip after an evening of fagposting on /pol/.

>>1414305
>attempt to engage in serious discussion
>HURR DURR UR DUMB

>>1414440
what the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>1414556

Don't say something stupid next time then.

why not piss in the sink saves water
plus it feels so damn good resting my huge hot balls on that cool sink rim as I drain muh kidneys

>>1411407
Turn on a vent fan or open a window if you have either available, and then pour a bunch of toilet bowl cleaner around the edges of the sink basin. Wait about ten to fifteen minutes and then flush the sink with the water full blast for at least five minutes. Be sure to use gloves and a face shield since the cleaner is highly caustic.

>>1414027
0.00912mol/L, according to a shitty titration. Or 0.89376g/L or 0.475mL/L. It's a lot more than a drop, but only 1mL from a 2L bottle.

https://www.ukessays.com/essays/biology/analysing-the-chemistry-of-coke-chemistry-essay.php

>>1413071

Girls sit down to piss. Not men.

Sort yourself out.

>>1413076
I only sit down while pissing when I'm about to fap or shit right afterwards tbqh. But yeah, there's no point in siting and pissing on the toilet when you aren't doing that.

>>1415607
*in the toilet
Fixed that for myself

Just get rid of it

>>1413333
>dick tip is completely submerged
>quads

Nice post

>>1413312
There is a small U bend in your urethra. If you lift your bollocks after peeing, the reserve tank will empty.

>>1415607
If you fap whilst going for a shit or a piss, you are highly likely to become attracted to faeces/shit sexually in the future. There was a study on American soldiers who could only wank in the toilet, so they became dependent and couldn't cum without the smell or sight of shit.

>>1415631
Not that guy, but I've been fapping after shitting for about 2 years now.

Am I fucked?

>>1412046
same. my dorm had a sink but no toilet, im not walking down the hall at 3 am just to piss

>>1411407
>Ctrl+F - Blast it with piss
>0 (zero) results

the absolute state of this place

>>1417118
kek

>>1413333
Now I really want a sort of dick bath, or small tub for my dick to soak in some warm water. Something I can just keep between my legs while at my computer and have a nice soak.

>>1415594
Imagine that pink pussy

>>1417149
Just tried it and it's fucking great. It's different from taking a bath when your dick is the only thing soaking. I'm standing at my desk with my dick in a coffee mug watching movies and I feel wonderful.

>>1412046
Disgusting animals, stay in china

>>1417249
Nice.

>>1417149
>Now I really want a sort of dick bath
so, a bidet

>>1417771
A dick bath not a dick shower. Unless they make bidets with a dick sized heated pool to soak in.

>>1411613
>Piss hits the water with force
>Piss+water splashes up
>Piss+water gets on edge of bowl
>Piss+water gets on walls near toilet
>Piss+water gets on floor around toilet
Did your mother not teach you to clean up after you piss?

>>1411407
Phosphoric acid.

Dubbed "pink liquid" in the airforce.

You'll have to scrub.

>>1411407
Go to a bar, ask if you can have some of their beer line cleaner.

Dump it down the sink, leave it for an hour, rinse with water, use a scourer on any visible staining, repeat from step 1.

Wear goggles, that shit will dissolve your eyeballs.

>>1411407
You gotta empty the Pee trap.

>>1417105
I'd say no, but I also fuck my wife in the ass.

>>1411407
Poke away the worst with a screwdriver. Thoroughly soak paper towels in ammonia and squish them in, leave for a few hours. Open the windows because it's going to reek like piss 10x worse

>>1411416
>u-trap
Stay away from plumbing please.

>>1412046
you brush your teeth in that sink?

>>1414630
he's not even sure.

>>1412005
Is this loss

>>1413685
Hydrogen peroxide mixed with vinegar is not advisable, though I am sure this anon meant to use the three separately, in several distinct attempts