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/diy/ - Do It Yourself


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mistake
>be me
>15
>lesbo awakening
>really likes this 11/10 girl, gorgeous inside and out
>she's also a lesbo
>known her for three years, yet we've never been too close
>talk to her more
>we become close friends
>fast forwards a bit
>it's day before Valentine's day
>decide to get her a stuffed animal dog with a note attached to it explaining that i liked her
>worry
>it's now Valentine's day
>fuck.jpg
>approaches her
>her friend's there too, she's a thottie
>didn't think she'd mind
>gives gorgeous girl the dog
>her friend, the thottie, shoots me a dirty look
>"uh, thanks, anon..."
>looks at her friend and back at me
>she brushed it off
>okbye
>later in the day, hear a passing conversation about gorgeous girl
>listens
>"is gorgeous girl still dating thottie?"
>"yeah"
>what.png
>i realize
>oh god
>mfw i gave my crush a gift and confession directly infront of her girlfriend

even though it happened two years ago, im still losing sleep over it

>> No.1343662

Q: Know what they say about Lesbians?
A: Just another case of a woman doing a mans job

>> No.1343664

>>1343659
did i accidentally post this in diy

>> No.1343678

>>1343659
>>1343664
>unironically confusing /diy/ with /cgl/ or /lgbt/
Post you're shipping container or gtfo

>> No.1343701

>>1343659
do you want to know how to make a vibrator?
to remove bubbles from mortar of course

>> No.1343706

>>1343701
15+2=17

>> No.1343725
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>>1343706
Legal in my country.

>> No.1343749

>>1343664
Yeah, but that one time that the Sonic the Hedgehog general was posted here (and persisted for a couple hundred replies) has you one-upped. No worries.

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>>1343659
We have all these tools, but we can't fix that, OP.

>> No.1343751
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>>1343749
Might as well post the cap.

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>>1343749
Sweet Jesus that was a good thread.

>> No.1343753

>there are people in this board right now that don't have an high t lesbo gf being male.

>> No.1343755

>>1343752
I was going to go to bed soon but now I'm laughing my ass off again, damnit

>> No.1343761

>>1343755
>>>1343752
>I was going to go to bed soon but now I'm laughing my ass off again, damnit
Testing123.