/diy/ - Do It Yourself

I live in New Zealand, I already have a watertank and solarpanels. Guess i'd spend the money on gardening. It wouldnt be bad, it wouod just be like during ww2 when they began planting wheat in rugby fields and handing out hardtack.

More realistically i'd spend the money on hookers and blow and a .44 to blow my fucking brains out when the fallout plumes darken the sky.

>>1248132
But hard mode IS me

>>1248132
>HARD MODE: You are just an average person with an average salary
How is that hard mode when it's more than most of what /diy/ has? I bet there are people here who can't legally operate a car because of laziness.

I think your best bet is a cave in a mountain range

>>1248150
It just means no LARP'ing as a millionaire who can afford something really expensive and impractical.

>>1248156
But they'll still be LARPing as functional members of society.

>>1248150
Is 47k NZD (pretty sure the equilavent in freedombux is 35k) with a payed off mortgage considered average person worthy?

>>1248161
Only of you're 150k nzd in debt over something else

>>1248132
rape a 13 y/o boy and then shoot myself

>>1248167
No. I never went to university or had a credit card. Chad from highschool did and I get to laugh at him on facebook about my lower middle class life being better then his.

Sell everything I can sell in the first week, also get myself fired so I can get extra compensation, move to Switzerland, fuck qt neutral pussy.

>>1248159
Fake it 'til you make it.

>>1248405
If they ever actually get a girlfriend I'm sure she'll be thinking that.

>>1248138
New Zealand

too survive, you could just sit outside in lawn chair

plus you could dig out your bondage gear and get on a boat and go to Austrailia and pimp out some cars.

to be fair, being an american i would just move to LA or NYC and waste my money on hookers too, but i wouldn't need a .44 because it would be over the moment it happened.

>>1248132
HARD MODE should be the use of salted bombs. screw waiting 2 weeks to venture outside make it 80 years.

countries can already make them, no one says they have them. my bet is at least one side has a few. if it was all out they would be used.

Who keeps posting these "scenarios" here? If you're the same guy, for the love of god just stop. No one gives a fuck here except the same 15 weebo lurkers you get in every thread. You know there are actual weebo boards you can do this shit on, right?

>>1248442
Hey hey, weeaboos want animus and waifus, not some moronic nuke war "scenarios".

>>1248132
>survive

I choose death.The only other survivors would be the heads of the federal government and heads of state and we all know how fucking useless they are. I ain't gonna live to rebuild the whole world by myself while this fucking idiots born with a silver spoon in their mouths who are responsible for the destruction of the world stand around and watch. Fuck them I'll just die with everyone else.

>>1248132
I'm moving to North Korea, the god-emporer will shield me from the pig dog's rockets.

>>1248132
KEK.

>hardmode.

Anon I have built a career on my desire to dig a hole and fuckoff underground. I mine for a living.

Next year me and the wife are building a little house and I'm digging a hole right next to it.

Assuming we dont get rasiation sickness we will likely live comfortably inna ground for as long as we would beed if i get it large enough to bring animals and gardens down.

>autistic superbunker.

Well, we cant all be bunkerbro but it isnt unreasonable to think i could build a 10,000 square foot hole and bury it.

I actualy know a man that did similar in the cold war.

>dig trenches
>concrete
>concete top
>skid loader and get to digging
>powerwasher.jpg
>screenings oad and pour floor
>mildew and mold resistant paints

Lets get busy bitch.

>>1248150
LOL

>>1248156
What if you will be a millionaire in 2 years tho?

>>1248177
TOPEST OF KEKS ANON.

Samesame. Chad gets new truck in hogh school.

I drive beat up shit.

Chad builds new house to match his truck.

I live in a fuckin crackhouse.

Chad worries day and night and has to be away from his lige on the road to pay bills.

I blow half my paycheckat the bar or on other dumb shit because why not.

Chad will die paying off his now dilapidated house and 19th new truck.

I will die a multimillionaire real estate mogul ramping the fuck out of ford raotors and tearing shit up because fuckit. If its budgeted for i throw it into fun. If not, i do cheao or free shit to oass the time until funds come uo or i make them happen.

Chad dives balls deep into work to make the american dream happen.

I already know its here and enjoy it.

>>1248450
Some sad truths here anon.

>>1248169
>>1248169
>>1248169

>rape a 13 y/o boy
Are you me?

Paint a giant 10x16 foot portrait of Leon Trotsky on my roof so the alien vanguard knows who to save

>>1248368
something like this, at the very least move somewhere in the country that wont be nuked