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1216163

Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:44:27 2017 No.1216163 [Reply] [Original]

name one problem it can't fix
i dare you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:47:34 2017 No.1216165 >>1216163 That's less fixing and more causing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 00:58:37 2017 No.1216166 your virginity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:00:45 2017 No.1216168 >>1216163 Exhaust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:02:39 2017 No.1216169 >>1216165 /thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:10:34 2017 No.1216176 >>1216163 A sqeeky door hinge. You need Fluid Film or WD-40 or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:14:15 2017 No.1216178 >>1216163 A bad weld

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:21:05 2017 No.1216181 >>1216178 No, you can just ductape the metal together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:34:23 2017 No.1216185 >>1216165 Duct tape dildo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:50:24 2017 No.1216190 File: 107 KB, 600x600, 625987450898549986598705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216178

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 01:51:33 2017 No.1216191 File: 165 KB, 768x1024, 2987484983400602689210187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:25:38 2017 No.1216196 A bad weld on something load-bearing*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:26:52 2017 No.1216197 >>1216191 But that's aluminium tape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:28:55 2017 No.1216201 File: 26 KB, 460x350, 033267855979347405216051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216196 >implying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:30:16 2017 No.1216204 >>1216201 A bad weld on something load-bearing that's also heavy*

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:33:30 2017 No.1216207 >>1216204 dude probably weighs 150-180 lbs. lots of people can barely bench that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 02:35:19 2017 No.1216208 >>1216207 I'm talking about steel here, brah 200 lbs of steel ain't shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 03:18:15 2017 No.1216220 >>1216163 Squeaky wheel-bearing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:02:30 2017 No.1216252 File: 2.06 MB, 3264x2448, IMG-20170606-WA0006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216201 Very hard to imagine I'd fix a bucket on an excavator with duct tape. Or the boom. It also can't fix the hydraulics on the extension boom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:07:58 2017 No.1216255 >>1216252 You will need at least three rolls for that. Maybe 4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:08:04 2017 No.1216256 How is duct tape different from other kinds of tape?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:30:17 2017 No.1216259 File: 72 KB, 640x765, 1492794120819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216255

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:32:03 2017 No.1216260 >>1216163 Crippling depression

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:49:30 2017 No.1216264 File: 144 KB, 900x390, 817472644947438987407184561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216260

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 05:55:19 2017 No.1216267 cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:44:46 2017 No.1216319 >>1216190 No tyre tracks behind tyre. No tyre tracks in front of tyre. Fake, they didt just set it down there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 08:59:39 2017 No.1216328 >>1216163 >my country has no gorilla tape just off me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 09:16:57 2017 No.1216335 The handyman gokden rule states: >if it moves but it shouldnt, use Ducttape >If it doesn't move but should, use WD-40 anything else is just fucked forever and it's easier to get a new one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 12:42:12 2017 No.1216427 >>1216163 an oil leak

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 13:00:55 2017 No.1216448 >>1216335 Last bit sounds more like suburban homeowner

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 14:51:22 2017 No.1216497 >>1216163 >muh hydraulic line >muh mabifold donut >etc...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 15:38:20 2017 No.1216526 >>1216163 almost anything electronics related save for a cut wire, and even then its a shitty fix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:17:35 2017 No.1216555 >>1216448 Yeah, but they like to call themselves "handyman" after changing a lightbulb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:23:30 2017 No.1216560 >>1216448 The whole thing sounds like that propane guy on the Mike Judge cartoon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:54:29 2017 No.1216578 DUCT OR DUCK?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:54:53 2017 No.1216579 >>1216560 Are you talking about Family Guy? I love that show. except for the english guy with the head shpaed like a football.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 16:56:04 2017 No.1216580 >>1216578 duct unless you are gay homo then duck >>1216579 no, the hank show where the old losers drink beer. hank on the hill or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:01:48 2017 No.1216610 >>1216163 monkey butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:14:24 2017 No.1216617 >>1216163 Identifying the origin of malicious ARPs on a large network.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 18:41:06 2017 No.1216648 >>1216617 Chinks, norks, or commies. Next question?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 19:50:01 2017 No.1216690 >>1216648 U wut m8?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:14:29 2017 No.1216701 >>1216163 My empty bank account

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:22:16 2017 No.1216707 >>1216163 aids

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 20:25:00 2017 No.1216709 >>1216163 Fatherless inner city homes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 26 23:01:35 2017 No.1216782 My sex life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 00:57:16 2017 No.1216836 >>1216782 Duct tape is useful for restraining women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 03:00:24 2017 No.1216886 File: 150 KB, 408x500, handyman's secret weapon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216560 or red green

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 05:16:35 2017 No.1216911 >>1216255 >200+bar (2900+psi) >tapes it up with duct tape I'll just stand wayyyy over there and watch you get injected with oil when it pressurizes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 11:36:41 2017 No.1217038 File: 26 KB, 450x320, stock-photo-upset-girl-with-self-adhesive-tape-over-her-mouth-171128165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216166 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 11:55:31 2017 No.1217050 File: 150 KB, 866x1300, 1228895BusinessmanLaughingStockPhoto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1217038 Made me laugh harder than it should

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 14:07:38 2017 No.1217121 File: 151 KB, 448x499, 20161130_052618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1217038 Lost

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 14:46:45 2017 No.1217136 >>1216163 Greece's economy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 19:43:28 2017 No.1217329 >>1216163 Cancer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 27 23:22:46 2017 No.1217500 >>1216163 My life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:42:22 2017 No.1217565 File: 2.12 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_0444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216163 My dad had these shirts made for his old medical practice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:50:08 2017 No.1217567 >>1217565 why did he put duct tape in quotes? it triggers my autism when people misuse quotes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:51:14 2017 No.1217569 >>1217567 I dunno why they did it up like they had. It was in a real rural area and most people quoted it as "if duct tape don't fix it"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:57:26 2017 No.1217571 >>1217565 >Dr. Robert Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:59:52 2017 No.1217572 >>1217569 still doesnt make sense. its like when people make a sign that says >please "do not" steal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 03:05:55 2017 No.1217575 >>1217572 I guess he did it to trigger your autism then. He was a doctor after all, maybe he knows something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 03:20:43 2017 No.1217577 >>1217575 Sunnovabitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 11:49:03 2017 No.1217731 >>1216163 >>1216191 try to put togheter a Helo like a Bell47 Truss structure using that. Then flight the shit out of said piece of rusty crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 14:49:29 2017 No.1217806 >>1216256 Have you just lived your life without ever using duct tape?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 18:31:07 2017 No.1217948 >>1216610 Those trousers aren't fixing my crotch rot OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:10:38 2017 No.1218049 >>1216191 That's speed tape, it's used all the time. Person was just lucky enough to see it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:30:41 2017 No.1218057 File: 2.13 MB, 424x424, 1495233645389.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1218049

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 21:45:02 2017 No.1218064 Fix all problem

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 22:07:28 2017 No.1218077 File: 106 KB, 841x797, 1495936657132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1216163 >tfw no gf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 12:18:36 2017 No.1218294 File: 9 KB, 259x194, pobrane (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 13:27:07 2017 No.1218311 >>1218077 Build one out of duct tape, then you would have a gf with better conversation skills.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 13:57:34 2017 No.1218320 >>1218294 >pobrane Why are pollacks so edgy? Also, it's sort of funny in a morbid way seeing that Pajeet taking a pic with his phone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 29 20:52:23 2017 No.1218530 >>1217806 They are not available in my country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 04:38:41 2017 No.1219266 >>1216163 A failing marriage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:13:46 2017 No.1219272 >>1216176 Unhinge door, apply duct tape upon closing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 09:50:53 2017 No.1219367 File: 360 KB, 2000x1000, o-BRIDES-THROWING-CATS-facebook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1219266 Use it to tape her legs shut, fucking whores man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 11:37:49 2017 No.1219400 >>1217038 chuckled, good job

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:22:48 2017 No.1219463 my grades

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 14:55:07 2017 No.1219479 >>1219463 Duct tape transcripts, and no one can see them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 14:01:35 2017 No.1220049 File: 902 KB, 500x750, 1455997396873.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no job >Suicidal depression >Low self esteem >Crippling anxiety

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 14:38:07 2017 No.1220061 >>1220049 Start a duct leak repair business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 15:29:10 2017 No.1220091 An outdated piece of electronic equipment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 15:33:36 2017 No.1220096 >>1220061 No the last three items on that list stop me from spontaneously starting on stuff. Duct tape cannot fix that either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 1 16:15:19 2017 No.1220113 >>1220096 So you're just lazy? Duct tape your eyes open, then attach yourself to a Mexican and pay attention, pendejo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 04:03:22 2017 No.1220414 >>1220113 Will duct tape help me deal with the charges that will ensue after i forcefully tape myself to a mexican?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 11:03:05 2017 No.1220554 >>1220414 This is Trump's America, Mexicans can't afford that type of attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 14:00:28 2017 No.1220673 >>1216163 Curing my social anxiety.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 19:29:16 2017 No.1220878 >>1220049 Fashion a noose from duct tape

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 19:55:57 2017 No.1220897 Myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 19:58:51 2017 No.1220900 Can it Fix my Erectile Dysfunction

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 20:50:42 2017 No.1220930 >>1220900 >Metal rod above penor >Wrap in duct tape

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 21:05:02 2017 No.1220935 1216176 Take metal hinges off and replace them with only duct tape

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 2 21:07:02 2017 No.1220936 @1220935 Sounds like a good idea!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 04:18:27 2017 No.1221109 >>1216163 Something isn't moving and it should be. /Thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 3 04:36:53 2017 No.1221116 >>1220554 What if he has mafia/gang connections?