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1139820 No.1139820 [Reply] [Original]

What can I do on 10 acres of land in the country to make money? 7 acres are field and 3 acres are forest.

>> No.1139823

>>1139820
Open a terrorist training camp, they are a pretty gullible bunch.

>> No.1139826

>>1139820
You can always money selling $5 blow jobs

>> No.1139832

>>1139826
Came here to say this as well.

>> No.1139843

>>1139820
FARM
A
R
M

irrigate that shit and file with the department of agriculture as an operating farm. enjoy tax benefits out the ass.

read "10 acres and independence"

>> No.1139844

>>1139820
Paintball. Those fucks are idiots and separating an idiot from his money is usually pretty easy.

>> No.1139846

>>1139844
This. If you live near any civilization go get a bunch of junk shit off CL free section and set it up in a field

>> No.1139965

>>1139820
If you're young I'd say plant it in walnut trees.
You'll get a nice payoff in 20-30 years

>> No.1139973

>>1139820
Create some kind of fake story of how that's a religious site and how Jesus or some shit walked there. Then find some kind of artifacts and fabricate a story of how that's a sacred piece. Gullible theists.
???
Profit

>> No.1140016

>>1139820
Fields of opium poppies

>> No.1140019

>>1139820
Son, ten acres is what country folk call "too small to farm, too big to mow." If it were me I'd start Googling like crazy, leaning toward heirloom crops, little known but up-and-coming livestock, things like that where you can sell at a premium. You'll still lose your ass, but hey, you tried.

>> No.1140029

>>1139820
build a small track, charge local teenagers to hoon on it in their riced out civics for 10 bucks a lap and you'll make your money back in less than a week

>> No.1140030

>>1139965
thats actually a really good idea

>> No.1140032
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1140032

A holographic-moon observation post for flat-earthers.

Ask entrance to your land and let them sign a contract that you ask a monthly/yearly fee for you cult.

>> No.1140039

>>1139843

mfw michigan will exempt you from hella taxes if 50% of the plot is farm. mfw christmas trees count as farm. mfw save thousands of dollars a year for planting $2 trees and letting them grow for 4 years. mfw if they dont sell you can deduct the loss of value from your income

>> No.1140330

>>1139965
Plant them two inches apart and grow plywood.

>> No.1140334

>>1140019
About the only crop I can think of for a farm that small is hops for the craft beer folks. You didn't say what growth zone you're in though.

>> No.1140364

>>1139820
grow some weed
sell it
>profit

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1140368

>>1140364

>> No.1140674

>>1140030
Agreed.

Actually part of my retirement plan. Need to get off my ass.


Here in Kansas 10 acres can register a farm.

Plant corn.

Shoot deer in the face 24/7 and sell jerky.

>> No.1140694

Keep bees, grow orchards.