/diy/ - Do It Yourself

I hide my spare key under a rock in front of my lawn

>>9830
Nine volts, crayola markers, and under my mattress.

>>9856
you just leave it in your front lawn? ballsy.

>>9830
Behind wall clocks, most electric ones have an empty flat space behind them. I always wanted to drill a hole of make a space in the top of a door, but it seems like a lot of work and I don't really have anything to put up their. Good rule of thumb is that it should be above eye level and something people are used to seeing.

>start to think deeply about this
>remember an old radio i used to keep money in
>find it
>£20 inside
>mfw
Thanks OP

I hide my porn in a folder labeled NOT PORN.

I hide all my shit in the oven. Nobody would look there.

I make holes on top of doors. Nobody has ever checked there.

Truecrypted SD Micro cards are the perfect place for storing digital data, and can be swallowed in a pinch if need be.

I own two thesauruses; one of them is gutted out enough to hide shit in.

>>9873

If someone is going to break into your house, would they spend time looking for a key/being suspicious around your house, or break a window get the job done and get out of there?

>>9891
hey i do that

for money i used to keep it in tins inside tins but now it is just one tin

bitlocker for anything that's not illegal

>>9891

INGENIOUS!

>>9830

I hide my weed under my CD drive only accessible by sliding your hand through the open side of my computer.

>>9924
the latter, though it's more ballsy because, depending on how big this rock is, anything could happen to it, and your key as well. it's just kinda risky, though I imagine it gets the job done.

Oh also, I am intrigued in the idea of drilling a hole into the top of a door, how is this done/for what information? Like a deep, narrow hole for money/notes?

>>9929

>not using truecrypt

I don't do it, but speakers are godly for hiding things.

Go to your lightswitch, unscrew plastic cover, there's usually some space inside. Good place to hide cash and other small valuables.

>>9962
Got a screenshot of Truecrypt?

>>10000

ahh you roody poo, congrats

I think I saw this on YouTube. You take one of the blue boxes that are for electrical sockets and you cut the top face of it off with a dremel then cut a square in your wall where an electrical socket could be (he size of the box of course) then put the face plate on and put in a cheap plug in module thing and slide it intobthe hole cut previously. Funny thing is my grandpa uses this to hide oxy from my grandma so she doesn't abuse it again . . . .

>>10000
Just download the damn thing. You can use the CLI or a flashy GUI on just about every system.

Also 10000GET etc.

>>9961
im acctually gonna go try this one. im gonna use a woodworking tool that will just make something that could hold something the size of a cd case.

>>10021
>roody poo

Get the fuck out forever you stupid shit.

>>9998
this works, but make sure your switch is enclosed as to not risk fucking with the wiring

>>10021
I was actually just about to try to post checkem, but it took a second for my post to post itself. Slow internet actually had a use for once!
>>10015
Might do so, I've been considering it for a while.

>>10016
>>9961
Most interior doors are hollow in the middle.

cut a hole in the wall in my closet and screwed a plank to make it a compartment

>>9961

I can't explain how I do it very well in English, so I googled and found this tutorial. http://www.autostraddle.com/secret-hiding-places-101-because-none-of-us-are-really-over-harriet-the-
spy-106619/

Mind you, it's not exactly how I do it so I can't vouch for it.

>>10069
mine is solid wood. like real wood. oh the joys of being rich :)

I use to watch this show a lot because It's hilarious. Very related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FGNR7AtZ_8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TScDvnW0KQ

Also, another good hiding spot is inside of soap

>>10129
So is mine and I'm not rich... Perhaps it depends on where you live?

>>10038
Can we say nigger yet? If not, fuck moot. If so, I have a wide anus.

>>10159
I also use one of these. They're surprisingly easy to make.

>>10178
>Thinking retarded /b/ shit affects the rest of 4chan
How new are you?

>>10178
You've never been to another board other than /b/ have you.

>>10156
It's more of the age, than area.

>>10215
My house isn't that old, but you're probably right.

most bedside drawers have a space under the bottom draw. I take out the bottom draw, put things under there, and then put the draw back in again.

>>10232

>draw

You type with a ridiculous Long Island accent.

I have my pills stored in an aftershave bottle, inside it's cover, on my shelf
My porn folder is inside a blank folder on my desktop (Picture related)
Also have some shit under a floorboard, under my bed.

Here i hide Stuff .
Its my Chair

I hide my money in my urethra. Not my favorite place but it's useful... although I have a lot of bladder infections.

>>10267
I'm English.

I have this old light bulb i put whiteout inside of it to keep it white so stuff wouldn't scratch it all up.
I have about $50 inside of it. I keep it on my dresser screwed into a block of wood.

>Why is that light bulb stuck in that block of wood?
>neat huh?
>i guess so....

I tend to store money inside a random book on my shelf, like a book mark. Or in gaps between walls. A couple of times I'll take apart toys and put secret stuff inside them. (hee hee)
Also, my porn folder is just labeled stuffing, and the more raunchy stuff is hidden in layers of inconspicuously labeled folders.
Gosh, anons, I hope you don't use that info to exploit me....

You will never find my pornography.

>>10215
>>10225

That said, older houses generally cost more, as houses (typically, not so much right now as we are in a recession) appreciate in value.

we have drug caches hidden around the neighborhood. theres lots of matted down tall grass. we just pushed some up and put some bottles in there :) they wont suspect anything. i dont think anyone has been outside of their house in this neighbor hood since 1975 anywya

You know those plastic door stoppers that that stop your door from hitting the wall?
They come off quite easily, I use to keep money in these when i was younger, just take em off, throw my cash notes in and put it back on.

>>10301
You're a liar is what you are.

>>10191
>>10190
>Thinking he was legit
>"How new are you"
Oh god no, the downfall of 4chan as we know it!

>>10346
This. Only children hide their porn.

I store my money in a commercial system which accepts deposits and pools those funds to provide credit, either directly by lending, or indirectly by investing through the capital markets.
Oh yeah, a Bank

>>10361
>That said, older houses generally cost more, as houses (typically, not so much right now as we are in a recession) appreciate in value.
No. It all depends on the property values. The neighborhood determines the cost more than the actual house itself.

>>10399
Higher quality houses are almost always going to be in better neighbourhoods.

>>10397
>store
No. You GIVE them your money with an agreement that you can withdraw it at any time. This isn't the 1800s anymore.

>>10346
To hide porn on my computer when i still lived with my parents and siblings, I made 26 folders, labeled each one with a letter to the alphabet, then i would copy them over and over so each time you opened a folder another folder with another bunch of letter folders would be in it, then i hid my porn in one forming a password, which at the time was "Not Here"
So you just opened each folder to spell that out and you got porn

>>10346

My porn folder is located on my desktop for all the people, differentiated by races and genres. Can't post desktop tho, using iPhone right now at work.

>>10410
No guarantee if it's old which is what the conversation was centered on.

I labeled my porn folder "If you open this you're going to feel awkward"

My paretn's can't computer

>>10414
Yeah I was just trying to be stupid, seriously though I know it is probably actually safer to have cash money than hypothetical with a bank, I just don't want to carry lots of money around in my wallet, so it's easier to have it at my disposal in a ATM

I used to hide shit inside my old computer tower.
I just made sure it was away from the wires and never let anyone see me slide the case open and i was golden.

Oh and i have a small Snorlax plush that i hide a small grinder in. I just undid the stitching under the chin and shoved it into the belly, still looks normal.

I hide stuff inside a box on top of my PS3 labeled "games" everyone assumes its empty and doesn't check

>>9890
>start to think deeply about this
>remember an old radio i used to keep "secret stuff" in
>find it
>find two old tests of mine where I scored 6's (same as F)
...thanks, I guess.

>put files on flash drive
>encrypt flash drive
>put flash drive under mattress
Dual layer protection

i have a giant bowl and a couple of boxes full of junk (broken headphones, parts for something, giant springs papers) not everything in them are worthless

In my old apartment I used to hide the contraband inside the breaker box .. just 4 screws.

I keep banknotes in a nokia 5110.

Real events:
>nigger walks up to me
>"yo gimmie ya fukin' moneh" (something like that anyway)
>empty pockets
>£1.12, mainly in silvers, and my phone
>he laughts at my shitty phone, takes the tiny amount of money and leavs
>my shitty phone and the £60 stuffed inside it never leaves my person

feels good man

*.* bitches dont know about the wildcard. this is to the alphabet guy and the others that hide their porn.

I have a old broken GBA, I gutted it, keep spare money in there for rainy days.

op is obvi a theiffag

>>10000

>>10643
More like he takes your cellphone and all your money in it

I keep my money in a purse full of small balls

Truecript
64 characters password

I hide my money in an old PSOne

>>10423
Folder layers that get too deep are bad for your hard drive

>>10000
OH YES

i don't understand why all you fuckers are hiding your jewgolds
please explain, you all couldn't have lived through the great depression

>>10423
One of these folders is not like the other,
One of these folders is 200gb!

>read these stories
>remember that I used to hide money & DS games in a hollow book
>find it
>39 dollars with my old Curious Village game
Fuck yeah, haven't played it in years.

I don't really have any reason to hide my shit at home or w/e. I don't download porn, just look at it online. I live in downtown atlanta, though, so when i'm out and about I keep my credit card hidden in the pouch where i keep my pads and tampons, and just have a wallet with a few dollars in it in case I get mugged.

I put my cash in the can my watch came in. I don't know why Casio thought it made sense to put a $70 watch in a can, but they did.

>>10907
I think we have the same watch. I recommend changing the place, everyone does that.

I hide pretty much everything in my ass

Veronica Mars hides her stuff in her vents.

Hide my shit in an old Pringles can.

Problem, thieves?

I hide my stuff in my air conditioner.

passworded rar file renamed to avi
file corrupted

>>10926
Jail?

I used to hide my stuff in secret locations. Then I turned 15 and bought one of these

Computer files: Truecrypt
IRL: don't have anything i need to hide like that, but i'd hide stuff in the buttload of old computers I have in my room.

I remember when i was a kid and i got my new gameboy color, I would hide my money in the battery part of my older gameboy

I keep an entire furry portfolio in my old universal DDR pad, after taking out the foam inserts. Sitting under my bed for two years now.

>>10977
Oh, so a thief can just pick it up and walk away with it?
I'm not following your logic.
Hiding things where nobody expects to look is the best thing.

I have an old stereo with a casette player built in, it's not obvious though since the buttons for the casette player are hidden it just looks like a second LED screen I keep money in there

In the back of my cupboard I have a shoe box with a 10 bag and some paracetamol pills to throw anyone off my trail if they're actively looking for something, which behind I have an old PC which I hide my deepest held secrets in.
Been trying to think of a way to bash in the side so it locks in place

>>10941
so did walter white

>>10948
I lol'd, Imagining a fucking thief looking through your empty pringles cans

>>11006
I have that thing in my room, which i usually have locked unless im in there myself. The only thing that hide in there are my smoking supplies, my weed, and about 100. So if my house gets robbed, that lockbox is the least of my worries.

Aside from anything illegal, I wouldn't understand what you are trying to hide unless you are underaged

Keep a joint in a hollowed out sharpie.

>>10000
Nice one.

>Read this thread
>Remember I use a hollowed-out DVD burner as a stash-keep
>Open it
>Lost coins, some gemstones and a condom reclaimed.
>"eh."

>>9830
>Computer Files are fine too

Several hard drives I encrypt with truecrypt AES-128. I have a docking station if I ever want to access them.

I had my porn in my System 32 folder. Nobody will look there...

>>10397
>used last $20 on pizza Friday night
>can't find ATM card
>all your friends are as broke as you

Feels bad, man.

i have about 6 foot fetish print mags (good old times), a selfmade fapbook i made when i was 15, a vibe, dildo, anal beads, some huge anal ball thingies, two cock rings, a flip flop i stole from a friend when we were camping 4 years ago, a4 size prints of jailbait feet on matte paper, the christina aguilera fhm (or was it maxim?) issue and a bottle of lzbe hidden inside a briefcase secured with two locks that stands inside my closet

>>11118

Fapping, it's serious buisiness.

>>11067
Linux equivilent to this is "cat file.jpg file.zip > file2.jpg"

Thanks OP you reminded me of when I was a 15 year old. I used to hide Money, weed, and stuff inside of a hallowed out CD drive that I took out of my ancient computer.
My mother threw that out too, it had an 1/8th of weed and close to 300$ in it because I was a fucking stupid white kid selling weed in high school.

Not really, I've got a safe though.
And at the front door, back door and at my computer desk I have hidden blades that would be quite natural to read too.

Got a knife just behind my computer you can't see at all. Fain a panic and reach to grab my computer "Please just take it, don't hurt me!" Pick up computer, with knife, all subtle and shit. Throw it in his hands, whilst his hands are full stab him in the face or some shit.

One time I found a suitcase full of money. I hid it in the air shaft at a hotel. I'm pretty sure somebody was after me.

>>11042
That's a great idea, I'm gonna fucking remember that

I don't really have a need to hide anything anymore. But in high school I kept my weed in a tupperware container inside of a dummy speaker.

>>11169
That is a great idea, If only I didn't just only use pipes.

>>11162
you knowthis would never work, right?

I hide a spare key inside a birdhouse in my front yard in case I get locked out.

As far as computer files, I hide stuff in my:

C:/Program Files/steam/steamapps/garrysmod/bin/tools/resources folder

(the "resources" folder is fake and where i keep everything important.)

So yeah, anyone with steam installed- game folders are perfect for hiding stuff.

I keep my spare key in the neighbors yard. I figure if anyone finds it, they'll think it belongs to my neighbors house, and not mine. Also, my neighbor doesn't know that I put it there

>>11200
I used to think that, But if you're hiding porn, someone can search *.jpg *.png *.gif and find every fucking last one.

>Truecrypt. hide files like a fucking boss.

>>11183
yeah I guess so.
It's just something to make me feel safer.

My neighbor keeps his key in my yard. He doesn't think I know it's there. I go into his house all the time and fap into his fishtank.

>>11213
>Put them in an uncompressed zip/tar/rar/7z
>Change the file extension to .pak or similar
Not that hard.

>>11239
I'm well aware that you fap into my fish tank, Dave.

>>11243
>lock your personal computer when you aren't sitting at it.

Even easier.

I have some adult toys that I hide under my bathroom sink. It's on a shelf I installed between the sink bowl and the cabinet wood just above the door. "Nobody will look there."

I hollowed out an iPhone to keep joints in. I wish I had a camera to show you guys.

I actually hide my gold (very small amount) in a door knob. I have it taped down so it doesn't rattle when someone opens the door.

usually i hid in the hollowed out part of my bed (i sleep on a futon). There i can hide small shit like weed and cash. but when i have to hide somthing like liquor i hid it in a forest nearby my house.

>>11284
How the fuck do you put shit in your door knob? I kinda wanna do this now.

>>11305
T-take the door knob off? Most door knobs are hallow.

For files: Truecrypt.

For toys: a secret shelf between my bathroom sink bowl and the wood wall above the cabinet door.

>>11294
>hiding liquor

>>11042

How do I hollow out a sharpie guys?

>>11340
figure it out for yourself, retarded pothead

>>11340
Doesn't have to be a sharpie. Try a cheep bic pen. Those plastic tubes are useful for all sorts of shit.

>>11340
Take the cap off, make a slice at the top of the sharpie so that the ink tube will fall out, you can still put the cap on. It's not hard. Might get messy.

I have my laptop boot into a functioning "dummy" OS when I don't have a specific flash drive plugged in. Anyone who isn't messing around with my partitions or using linux isn't going to find my animu OS.
I could have my real OS encrypted if I was extra paranoid, but I didn't want the performance to take a hit.

I hide my money in a Sims 2 expansion box case

I hide all my files in my music folder under, "Nickleback."

No, I don't have any actual songs by them. No one WANT'S to find those...

There's a thrift store that gives away hardcover books, I make hollow books out of them.

Inside a broken microwave in the attic.

My only fear is that when somebody in the attic wants a hot pocket and wants it NOW!

>>10280
>2.11 MB PNG

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>11416
Unless you're the prime minister of Canada.

I might have to hurt someone if I told them where I hide my shit.

>>11451
OP here, gotta say that this guys probably winrar as far as hiding stuff from thieves go, I don't think any thief would look in the attic.

>>10898
come up to sandy springs you dont need to be around all those niggers downtown.

I added a false wall to my guest room. Shit gets hidden behind it.

>>11380

BIC pens are transparent though

>>11498
>implying there is only 1 model of bic pens

>>11494
>Roswell Road
>not brown town

Here's how I hide my pron

My Pictures/PrettyCool/why

very secretive.

>>11506
well shit. you just around the corner from me I live off northridge.

I hide my porn in /home/User/Desktop/Porn

>>9891
I hide it in a folder filled with Kafka e-books.
>theperfectcrime.jpg

>>9902
OMFG. Mind blown away.

>>11532
I don't live on Roswell Road but I know it's sketchy as shit. People of a darker ethnic persuasion are always trying to sell me white powder when I go to visit a friend over there.
Roberts drive and Northridge are a little better but not much.

I hide my condoms and lube in my knitting basket.

>>9830
One thing I have found infinitely useful is to take a spare car key and gorilla-tape it to the inside of my car's body somewhere out of the way. Make sure you thoroughly clean the dirt off before you tape it and make sure you can easily reach it but a casual inspection won't see it or feel it. Even if you never lock your keys in your car, the sheer amount of time you save by never doing the "oh shit do I have my keys?" routine is well worth it.

I like to hide my money in investment accounts. I made 22% on my 401(k) this quarter. How'd your hollow rock do?

>>11380
>>10466
How do you worry about the smell of the weed?

I hide weed inside my lego sandcrawler. Them jawas be getting toked.

I don't hide my money. Just put it in a drawer somewhere.

My porn is deep in program files.

I hide my money in my wallet and bank account.

But I have always wanted to buy a hardcover book and hollow it to store some things.

>>11451

This reminds me of a story. In my town there's some crazy guy called Johnny Iceman. I don't know the full set of details myself but apparently he's some sort of schizophrenic meth-head. He is famous locally for saying, at some point, "I have a million dollars in my microwave at home but that bitch locked me out." Usually it is said with an upward inflection and it sounds like someone is rocking back and forth.

i hid my porn in a password protected file labeled "Homework" which I keep in the middle of my recycling bin among a ton of other shit. gets the job done.

>>9902
I feel like that's something that people would notice me doing, especially since I'd need to get a chair and everything just to get the stash

ITT: where to stash your drugs.

>>10423
Bullshit. That's eight billion goddamned folders.

its not the best hiding place in the world, but it works. Used to keep it in a box of ammo before the wad got too big.

this is how I 'hide' my porn

I attended a military school for the last 2 years of high school, so I am probably one of the few folks her who used to live everyday with contraband and inspections.

OP's pic is, without a doubt, the best place to hide small things(under the plastic stopper of DO container). another good one is to cut a slit into the side of your mattress facing the wall, and stuff your shit in there. Also, I once had an extra pair of corframs(shoes) that I hollowed the heel out on. Worked perfectly unless some one were to pick them up, and notice the screw I put in under the sole to pivot the peel.

>>11717
I have a chair near my bedroom door, but still, what you normally put there isn't something you'd look for in front of people

>>9891
I keep mine in a folder called "offensive, disgusting porn". It's not hidden or anything. I think that people will be put off by the offensive, disgusting part and leave it alone.

I put my toys and print porn in a cereal box in my trash can. I'm always careful not to throw it away, but if I'm in the hospital or die, my family will throw it away without ever seeing it.

I hide my porn in my downloads folder. With everything I ever downloaded from anywhere. Bordering on 20k images, songs, folders, COMPLETELY unsorted.

I put the code DLPH in the name of each thing that is porn, type that into the "search for" bar and suddenly I have my porn file right in front of me.

If you look through that, you deserve to find my porn.

 
 
 
 
 
(Don't Look, Porn Here)

I store my money inbetween folded clothes in my closet, they're in between the old sweaters that I wear around the house during winter, they're horrible so no one would touch them.

I also hide a codenma behind a ceramic mask that's on the wall.

>>11723
>ITT: Where to stash your porn
Fixed.
>>11164
No country for Old men.

shower curtain rod

This is my favorite spot.

I hide shit under the gigantic piles of insulation in my attic. Instant to hide, instant to retrieve, and if someone actually tried stepping there he'd go right through the goddamned ceiling.

>Have a soda can pyramid
>Hide a total of 200 dollars in different cans
>Go away for a week
>Come home and see "Hi! Stopped by to clean up your place! :) -Mom" on my door
>The cans are gone

>>11607
>>11607
>>11607
>>11607
Holy shit this. When I have reg, hiding the scent isnt a problem. But it's impossible for me to buy some good shit because the scent goes through the bag even after i double bag it.

>Hiding your porn
Jesus christ, are you people 12?

I made my boyfriend a hidey hole out of a hollowed out Twilight book. I just hide my shit under my bookcase.

>>11891
Some of us actually use our computers outside of our basements and actually care about our social stature.

i have my weed plants inside a cupboard in my room fully covered with foil and a usb fan along with a light. scary when a little bit of light is showing from around the cupboard like an inner glow though

>>11741

>not keeping your money in a bank

>>11909
Some of us are adults who realize nobody fucking cares about your porn folder. If random strangers are going to be looking over your shoulder, put it on your desktop and change its name to P. There, done.

These are all fun ideas but what I don't understand is what the fuck are you people hiding?

Are you all underage, living with your parents and have to hide your drugs or some shit?

Are you some paranoid shut-in who doesn't trust the bank to keep your money?

>>11909
Some of us aren't so immature that we honestly believe anyone in the real world gives a shit about our porn folders.

Fun fact: They dont.

Used to keep my weed in the back of my ps2 in high school.

Pic related

>>11941
Some of us may or may not have rifles in heat-sealed rubber buried under the bottoms of local lakes.

I've hid drugs in the hydration pack in my daypack. It doesn't work if you're actually hiking and need water, though.

>>11941
I hide important shit, like house papers, what to do if one of my friends die, ancient shit that was passed down from generations in my family.

Never hid weed, it isn't illegal to grow it in my country, but it's illegall to buy it. lol Argentina

For small things, get an old flashdrive, empty the batteries, and put whatever you need in its place. Also for dollar bills, buy a pack of blank CD's, hide your dollar bills in layers in between CD's. You can also hide rolled up dollar bills inside toilet paper holders (I think most are hollow).

If you want to get really creative, take an old charger cord that you don't need/use anymore, one with a huge plug. Crack open the plug, hide your stuff, superglue the plug back together.

>>10159
you would be fucked if i would for some reason decide to burglar your house because i love tea and i would steal it on the way out. however, why not store money in the garbage? like rinse a bunch of cans out, let them dry, store money in them, and just leave a garbage can full of the clean cans sitting out. no one is going to dig through the garbage if they are going to burglar. maybe glue tissues together and squish them and throw them on top so it looks like nasty tissues. and a some small boxes and plastic bags. instant garbage safe.

when i was 16 i used to hide my cigars in my ps2 :p

smoker bro fist

(tobacco cigars, but still bro fist)

I took the screw out of the back panel for my old amp, pops in and out pretty easily and it's a pretty big storage space. People are also used to the fuckers being heavy, and the mesh at the from obscures anything in there.

When I lived and worked in rough areas, kept cash, cards, ID papers in the cushion pockets of my bra. Also wore blades concealed in hair accessories, and hid a blade in my belt buckle by attaching it to the part that locks into the decorative side.

In 3rd world countries, usually pick up some crap local product worth pennies, and use that to store stuff in. Used to "laminate" emergency cash in saran wrap, roll it and put it in my lotion/shampoo bottles until I realized the maids at one hotel were surreptitiously using my "superior american brand" stuff.

>>11869
Call her, tell her what she did, and to never come over again unless she pays a $200 cover charge.

Let's see... I hide stuff... mainly in plain sight.

>>11959
I thought it was illegal to sell it, not growing/buying.

>>11951
see
>>11972

I used to hide my money in my CD cases. Specifically Final Frontier by Iron Maiden

>>11941
Important documents, emergency cash, spare keys. Stuff like that. Honestly I don't have much of anything to hide, but you'll never know when you need a place to hide shit.

I have a porn folder with name Triple X with Vin Diesel photo on it.

>>11972

Cancer bro fist.

When living at a hotel (got stuck there for an internship) I ate a lot of soup. I would rinse out the cans and put them all in a plastic bag when they were dry, knowing the maids wouldn't touch that bag. A lot of my money wound up hidden behind the soup can labels.

>>11945
My main problem is that I have all sort of weird porn that I find amusing (mostly hentai) tentacles, large insertions, water sports, rule34, loli, and much more stuff that would be scary to many people but IRL I'm a nice guy in the medical area and sometimes visit the children in the hospital to distribute ballon animals and try to make their stay not so bad. But people might not want to be examined or have their kids near someone with a porn folder like mine.

But I don't hide my porn, I just don't let people use my computer.

>>11988
Derp, yeah, selling it is what's illegal.

>>11978
While speaking of bras, sew a pocket on them for money or IDs. Cell phone tends to stay on its place.

>>11748
are you 12?

>>11497
back when I was a teenager we had a 4 car shop out behind the house that was unfinished when we bought the place... we never replaced the old garage door that was on it, but went ahead and finished out the rest of the garage.
my dad and I built a fake wall about 5 foot in from the garage door, so unless you had an actual floorplan of this big garage you wouldn't even realize it was a fake wall, you'd think we just drywalled over the old garage door for asthetics.

After about 6 months of having the garage reappraised and adding it into our homeowners insurance, mom and dad went camping for the weekend... I moved everything of value that a pair of thieves would grab and put it in the hidden area out in the shop... tv's, guns, microwave, stereo, etc... along with massive amounts of tools from the shop.
Then I kicked in the shop door and the back door to the house... and went camping with the parents.
Came home, called insurance company because we were robbed during our weekend camping trip when nobody was home.
Collected a hefty check and move everything back into the house one night about a month later.

I think this is the first time I've ever spoken about our little insurance fraud scam, tbh... it feels a bit liberating to get it off my chest.

>>12015
>Hey man can I use your computer?

>>11817
really? i had no fucking idea that was a No Country for Old Men reference! thank you for enlightening me!

also, if you're going to type out the title properly capitalized, at least do it right, you fuckwit.

>>12043
Cool story bro.

>>10817
You Gotta Believe

>>12068
Angsty teen detected

I keep my porn folder inside a folder called "NSFW" in my 4chan folder. Most people don't know what 4chan is, so they don't bother checking, and the people who do know what it is won't be surprised to see one. The name also adds another layer of obscurity, further protecting it.
As for physically, I just keep things in various places in my room. It's messy as all fuck, so you have to know where something is if you want to find it. My most precious things are also stored safely in a safe.

>>12121
retard detected

C:\Users\<my name>\Pictures\Internet\Don't open this or the consequences will never be the same\Hardcore Scat Pornography

My little sister visits my home on occasion and she does not delve too deep on my PC, but I am not keeping my porn on my desktop.

>porn folder
>compress to .tar
>rename to cache.db
The name cache explains why the file size is too large, and the debian file extension compels people to stay away from it (ooh sounds important better not mess with it). Hide in program files.

Those are just for my archives though. Only people with a lot of time on their hands and an extreme desire to find porn would find it.

i usually hide my money, drugs, and secret papers inside the hollowed-out bones of the dead bodies i have hidden in my crawlspace. even if someone finds the bodies, they won't think to check in the bones!

how do you guys go about hiding larger things (bong, hookah, etc) ? I usually put my smaller things in a jar I made in the corner of my room with a little football over the opening. Or in the case to World in Conflict CE. Also have some homemade booze hidden in a shoebox with some stamps and used to hid things in empty DVD drive bays on my PC or in the expansion bays of some old Toughbooks I had on my shelf. Also put things in the little door to put film in my slide projector, but shit got stuck in there and it was a bitch to get out. As for porn, keep it in the root of my external HDD in a hidden folder (just gotta type in the name of it, but it's nothing too obvious.

>>11042
When I was younger and had to hide my weed I would keep my pipe, lighters and weed in an old cell phone box. Then when I stupidly left it under my bed one day it got found. After that I started being a bit more stealthier and had a dime bag and a cigarette piece in a hollowed out white-board marker and just had a mini bic that I hid in my desk. The marker I kept in a drawer of old stuff, and you had to use a pen to open the back. Goodtimes. I also loved making my own pipes out of shit like bottles and stuff. Nowadays I don't smoke much but my weed and pipe is at my boyfriends house and I usually just have edibles that I eat small pieces of when I want to get high.

I have my porn inside a folder called "New Folder" on the root of an external HD. Such HD is in one drawer easily accessible for when the time come to use it. I live alone so I don't need extra protection.

I have some cash (like $400, for the raining days) inside some book, but I may make something more elaborated to hide it, although most of my money is inside bank accounts.

>>12218
In a box labeled "Christmas decorations" in that wherever the hell place at home you keep those things you use once a year. Or you could also label as fragile crockery

Hollowed out book: "Basic Writings of Nietzsche"

"Don't want niggas stealing your money? Hide it in a book" --Chris Rock

I have about $100 in the pages of a book. Apart from that I don't have anything worth hiding

>carefully take label off can
>saw can in half widthwise
>eat delicious food within
>clean can and glue a lip out of heavy paper into one of the cut ends of the can
>fill can with crap (I filled one with a derringer and ammo)
>SUPERGLUE AND DUCT TAPE
>re-affix label
>ENJOY CANNED MONEY/GUNS/WHATEVES

Eh, when i was a teenager, I hollowed out an old textbook one day with an exacto knife, lined the hole with felt and made it nice and pretty.
I kept my weed + condoms + vibrator + i shall escape some day money + things i wouldn't want my parents finding in general in there.
I was the coolest 16 year old chick in the world.

>>9897
When I lived in Paris I had a neighbor that was kinda shady, so I hid all of my valuable shit in the microwave

http://www.uaff.us/SecretHidingPlaces.pdf

>>12054
What do you need?
>just want to check my email/facebook/etc
them I open the browser, open the email/facebook/etc page and let them login but stay there all the time.

>have a wall safe hidden behind a picture on the wall
>nothing of much value in the safe
>all the money is hidden in the back of the picture frame
>picture is also ugly as fuck to dissuade theft

>>9897
>Nobody would look in the oven.

Dude, I would. Well, that's because my landlord stores random pots inside it and I don't want to burninate his dishes when I'm trying to cook something, but still...

>>1337

ITT: paranoid basement dwellers who stash all their money inside objects which are probably going to be accidentally thrown away, instead of just banking it and earning interest like a normal person

>>12351

I think that buying gold is the best way to invest your money.

Also forgot the mention a sick spot I made awhile back. Not so much a stash as a place to grow bud, but it was badass none the less. I had this old shitty desk with 3 rows of drawers. Took apart the drawers and kept the fronts to the bottom two and all but the bottom to the top one. put a long board between all 3 fronts and glued em together and took off the bottom 2 sets of slides. Worked as one big drawer that was about 3' high, 18" wide, 2' deep. Glued in some stops so the drawer wouldn't go inwards and put some pegs for shelves. The back had a hole for a power cable, so I ran in a 3 plug extension cord and hooked up some lights, a timer, and an air filter I nigger-rigged out of a pc fan, v8 bottle, charcoal filter, toilet paper tube and lots of dryer sheets that was stuck out the hole in the back. Powered by the good 'ol Genesis power supply. Also, had the drawers sealed around the edges with some sticky backed foam that came with my AC unit

>>10299
rolf

>>12351
Now is not the best time to store money in a bank. At least not in the US. If you have to ask why you deserve to be shot.

Related: I found $6,000 in a mortar case underground in my great grandparents backyard, which I assume was from the great depression.

When I was younger I would hide my money in this big CD/tape player I had. Nobody ever found it..

Live on my own now but...

Porn: 3 TruCrypt containers on my external hard drive. 1 for regular porn, 1 for less-then-legal porn, and 1 for my collection of naked pictures of my family members and friends...

Weed: In an empty, air tight mayonnaise jar that is at the bottom of a really old chest I have.

Important shit: Don't have anything too important but most just throw the shit in my desk...

>>12421
pics or it didn't happen.
Money decomposes pretty rapidly if not tightly sealed in plastic.

I keep an external with mostly back ups files and downloaded movie files. Just put porn in a made up folder labeled as install folder in one of the back ups folders.

>>12351
interest rate is pure shit

i had 1.2k and after a few months it only accumulated a dime

i fucking dime that was worth more in scrap then its actual face value

>>11960
>flashdrive
>batteries
what?

>>12408
>rolf
get out

>>12434
>implying I still have it
Do you seriously think bills stored in a reinforced military mortar case is just going to *disappear*? I can post the mortar case tomorrow morning if the thread is still alive.

Tape money to the top of your ceiling fan.

No robber's EVER gonna think of looking up there for that shit

>naked pictures of my family members

>>12408

Yes?

>>12471
no, they are going to decompose like a body sealed in a coffin does. Bills are made out of cotton and wood pulp. Two very organic materials.

>>12429
You sound like a pretty fucked up individual.

Welcome to 4chan!

>>12501
>>12486

Never said I was proud of what I did... In my defense I don't have any blood relatives pictures.... yet....

>>12499
I'm not stupid. The money was there, and definitely not decomposed, so I seriously don't know what to tell you. Basically it's my personal experience vs something you read on the Internet.

>>12518
>still not providing pictures

I hide my files in a album called the Carter 4 . I think there pretty safe

>>12527
Like I said, I can tomorrow.

Read the whole topic, OP's is still the best. Fuck you 4chan.

I put my money in a treasure chest in my fishtank. Fuck yeah polymer notes. Fuck your paper monopoly money.

>>12547
lol @ the warning. Classy.

>>11588
I do this except I smothered the thing in nail glue and put it inside my bumper. Always have a spare key in case something goes awry and i lock my keys inside or something.

>>12327
People borrow computer? I open up the premade guest account. Tell them I don't want my setting messed up. Since porn is in several layers of folders in the system file. I'm ok.

>>11637
Funny, I hide bud in my Lego Slave I.

>>11380
I use these to make bowls out of apples all the time. Works a charm.

i have nothing to hide.
money stays in my pocket
drugs stay close by slightly out of view from casual visitors

When I was in school, I use to keep my drugs and other contraband on me, because random locker checks happened all the time.

Also, inside the Norton Utilities 2000 and Adobe Premiere boxes.

ITT people are realizing there is a shitload of hidden treasure (albeit small amounts) in the world.

>>12015

Hello Gonzo

>>12789
This is the best idea for the occasional annoying friend/roommate/whatever who asks if he can borrow your computer to check his email/facebook/whatever. Frankly, my whole computer is a deathtrap. You can't even open firefox without seeing weeaboo sites on my bookmark toolbar. You wouldn't even need to be nosying around my computer to see "too much," it's just kinda there.

Having another account with default settings lets me rest easy.

I have a file with a lot of personal information, bank info, ssn, etc. I have that in my system32 named regbn.nfo. If I ever need to access it I change the file extension back to .txt and open it. It can't be searched since its location and if you click it (without changing the extension), it opens System Information.

Changing extensions of files is an easy way to hide something.

>>12911
How do you do that without fucking up your computer?

Can you give a list of detailed instructions?

I don't really hide anything anymore. My checkbook is inside the book to my tarot card set, and I put my vibrator in a sock in my nightstand, but that's part to just keep it clean. It's not like it's not obvious what it is when you really look, but the drawers in my nightstand are clear, and it felt awkward to have a pink, sparkly dildo pressed up against the plastic.

i hide my shit in the arcade stick for the sega genesis

I have one room that is messy as fuck and the stuff is hidden inside there. If they want to steal it, they're going to have to work for it. Books, boxes, and more, all acting as camoflague and obstacles.

>>12982
I'm pretty sure that you can easily just place a .txt file in your sys32 and it won't really mess anything up at all, so long as you leave all other files untouched.

Just navigate to C:\WINDOWS\System32\ and make a new Text file in notepad and save it there.

Once you're done, rename the file to 'regbn.nfo' and it'll automatically change its filetype.

I'm not 100% sure on this, though.

Well, I don't hide my stuff, just I keep it away from sight in a drawer, my CCs all are in my wallet, the real thing is inside my laptop in a folder named _temp$ just that

All of my porn is on a 2.5 inch (laptop) hard drive I pulled from a netbook that died. I have several of these and a bare bones 2.5 inch sata -> USB adapter with a really short cord. I keep it in a drawer with several other unlabelled hard drives. When fap time comes around, I just have to plug in a hard drive.

>>9998
Saw this in DIY Magazine.
Yes, it's a thing
Anyway, It's a fake outlet hole in your wall and is PERFECT for hiding things

I hide all my stuff (very sensetive data, things i could get in big trouble for) in a 14.91 GB USB drive that is truecrypted with a 26 character code, then inside i have 1,000 folders, each numbered 1 to 1,000, and then i have the rar combined with a jpg in the end location and the jpg just says congrats, you found it after all that trouble so they think fuck. Then there is a password on the rar, and the whole usb is stored in a safe hidden inside a speaker (its a very small safe). The speaker is in my basement.

Is this overkill?

Useful trick that all femanons should know.

>Get old padded bra
>Rip seam of padded area
>Remove padding
>Insert valuables
>Sew back up
>Throw in bra drawer
>No one will ever guess

>>13333

nuoh my god

>>13311

And the basement is 500feet underground.

>>13337

>>13349

I wish. But do you think its overkill? Im worried about the FBI

>>13311
Yes, because if they do find it and cant crack it, you're required by law to let them have access to it. You'll have better luck just throwing it into a nearby pond or something if you think they're coming for you.

>>13352
Oh boy, remembering my first trip to the deep web. Christ almighty I never knew it was that easy.

>>13311
you've just been backtraced

>>13359

Well thats only if they have a reason

If they DETECTED me, say, making viruses then they have no reason, but if they found out i was using the usb to distribute them, then yeah they could... right?

TL;DR they can only search it if they have a warrant right?

>>13388
These dubs are disturbing to me, considering the nature of your posts....

And yes, they can't do shit without a warrant, and if not, they legally can not enter your premises without your permission.

But be careful, technically, permission can be granted by something as simple as forgetting to lock your door on your way to work.

>>13363

I know youre expecting it to be passwords and secret links you can only get from street thugs and mafia bosses but you litterally find link on wikipedia and youre off

>>13311
>Thinking all that will do anything once in the crime lab
Oh boy. They can skip all that labyrinth bullshit by just using a program to tell which folders have anything in them, and they can tell shit is up with an odd jpg thats either xbox huge or has something else. And then consider >>13359 which means the encryption is meaningless. Once they've got the warrant, its basically "If you arent guilty you have nothing to hide" and you'll obviously have something to hide in that thumbdrive.

>>13311
>>13311
The magnet in the speaker can fuck with usb drives.

>>13416

Its gutted for this sole purpose. It was broken anyways.

>>13403
>permission can be granted by something as simple as forgetting to lock your door on your way to work.

This of course, doesn't work when you go into your neighbor's house.

I once hid a very important computer chip in a remote control car but then some kid stole it. I tried to get it back but the kid had booby trapped his entire home and I kept falling over.

>>13414

Im actually more doing all the digital hiding so that my parents (as if), friends, coworkers, etc cant find it if they find the usb drive (which they wont). The physical, real life hiding is so the authorities cant find it.

lets admit it, im a little bit of a tinfoil hatter.

>>12982
Windows 7. Start. Type "extensions." Click "show or hide file extensions." Unclick "hidden extensions for known file types."
This will now show you the extension of a file in the explorer right after the name. And when you rename it you can change the file extension. (I personally leave this option unchecked because I like how it shows me the file type in a nice and quick manner.)

The rest is pretty simple. Just make a new text file in the folder and name it what ever you like. I use "regbn" since reg sounds pretty general for anything and bn are my initials. Once you save the file, try to rename it and delete "txt" and put "nfo."

>>13433

was Scarlett Johansson there?

>>13433

In paint I have a 2 new folders
The 2nd new folder has a new folder in it
The new folder in it has a folder 'real' 'why'

'real' has real women
'why' has drawings

>>11118
Dude, you really need a life. Or a woman.

>>ITT you just told everyone where to find you secret shit.

Good job guys.


Also, I used to forget where I hid stashes of $100-200 and would always be surprised to find a TicTac container full of money when I cleared out my desk drawers. Hell, I probably still have some money stashed in my ammo tin full of pup can tabs.

>>13429
It works for police. It's why most smart criminals get away scotch free when pulled over, because they close their locked car door behind them when the police ask them to step out of their car.

The police usually get away with this, by asking you to keep your hands in sight, which tricks most people into not turning off their car and removing their keys, which means no locked doors when they step out, especially if the door is left open.

You can avoid all this by turning the car off completely, and removing the key from the engine, and putting them in your pockets, before the policeman even walks up to your car.

I keep emergency money in a pez dispenser and my spare house key in the bug zapper (have to turn it off first to get it)

>>11067
The problem here is that if i'm looking for something on your computer i'm going to sort the images by size to look for techniques like this. The other problem is that, should i be writing a program to search for content like this, i'm going to be explicitly checking for files within files or misnamed files. The file extension isn't the only way to recognize a file type

>>11891
They could be married, fucktard.

>>13403
unlocked door dos not mean they can legally search your house, thats like saying if a girl dresses like a slut you could legally rape them. even if you left the door open they wont go inside with out a warrant. they wont show up at your house even unless they have a warrant. wtf you think ther gonna do, stop by your house on the off chance that someone who may have something to hide mite accidentally leave there door unlock, then what if it is locked then they just tipped you off that your under investigation

>>12351
If you really think the amounts of cash being talked about here would earn jack shit in this economy, you haven't been to a bank lately.

>>11255
hahaha.
You really think OS specific security will stop someone who wants to see your files?

>>13597
or hiding Child Porn

>>13635
We are talking about POLICE RIGHTS, here. Not Civilian. And of course, it isn't used all the time. But we of all people know how assholes can use and twist the law to justify their actions after the fact.

me and a room mate of mine had are apartment raided by police for pandering of underage material. the warrant was to collect anything that records, stores data or any kind device that you could watch video on. they made absolutely no attempt's to check in any place that could hide something. even my room was off limits in the warrant. luckily, he was tipped off by a friend and we got rid of everything about 2 hours befor the police showed up. they wont gut the walls like they would drug dealer house

>>13669
judges dont hand out warrants like on tv. they wont risk giving a warrant then not finding something and then get sued, even if they do find something, you should pray they did it illegally so that every thing they find gets thrown out

>>11951
those were the days.

dis is how i hide my oc cp, but im not as cautious with cp from the internet. its just thers alot more on the line if oc is fond. child porn charges i could handle but child molesting is hard time

i hide my files on sd card in books things no one would think twice about me owning

as for cash well know one steals if they do they wind up with less fingers

>>13471
yeh

I hide the porn in F:/Videos/Mature Content

>>10000
inb4 shitstorm for this get

>Suddenly I realise I have exhentai in my tabs and my bookmarks and history need hiding now

Can I replace the icon of bookmarks?

>>12218

How big are they, buy an old PC tower empty the parts and put it in there is good one