/diy/ - Do It Yourself

how the fuck do i get these squatters off my property. had to enter my house by the unlocked back door because i forgot the keys and see a new cat making it's getaway out of my kitchen. i'm pretty sure this is the one who ate my pizza this weekend too. i've heard some stories from work but i'm not going to lock the cat in and beat it with a stick unless i have to.

so far I've only thought of making a motion detecting bomb from an air bag but i'd rather not fill my house with smoke when i'm at work