/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1443640
>in England we always use scaffolding

>Flat roof
>3.28084-foot tall knee wall around the entire perimeter of the building.
>Stair access to the roof.
>Have to be certified retarded to fall off.

Welp, time to put up the scaffolds gents. Also, remember to keep three points of contact at all times whenever you are more than 6.096 decimeters in the air. I want to see every one of you stooped over dragging a hand on the ground if you walk anywhere while up on that roof.

Don't forget to call your supervisor if you need to use the bathroom. They will want to observe to make sure you shake it the prescribed number of times and/or wipe in the proper widdershins direction as approved in Workplace (Health, Safety and Welfare) Regulations Series L24.