/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>be me
>be /diy/ anon
>thus, have a job in a workshop
>boss hires new apprentices
>two boys
>two girls
>boy 1 quits, despite being good
>boy 2 is stereotypical annoying lisp-haver nerd
>despite this get on ok with boy 2
>girl 1 is feministy type with minor emotional problems and looks like a boy ... 6/10 for tits
>girl2 ...
>girl 2
>18
>about 4 foot 6 inches
>cute af
>hot bod
>great tits
>always dresses well despite me telling her that your clothes will probably get ruined
>shy
>artsy
>super nice
>but not single
>MOST INNOCENT PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN
>quote from girl 2: "I never heard heavy metal or anything like that until i started working here, i like it!"
>kinda takes a shine to me
>helping her with some workshop stuff
>"hold on a sec, i think that screw has bottomed out, no wait it'll be ok the handle isn't loose anyway and we'd have to disassemble too much of the machine at this point to get to it"
>girl 2 "um, what does 'bottomed out' mean, anon?"
>CUTE GIRL WANTS ME TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT BOTTOMING OUT IS
>DON'T SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU?" DON'T SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU?" DON'T SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU?" DON'T SAY "WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU?"
>BRAIN IN RED ALERT
>SYSTEMS FAILING
>TOO MANY INNUENDO OPTIONS
>TOO CUTE AND INNOCENT TO UTTER THEM
>IS SHE HITTING ON ME?
>TOO AUTISTIC TO TELL
>OVERLOAD
>SYSTEM CRASH IMMINENT
>"your boyfriend must have such a small dick, I feel so sorry for you ... hopefully that crass joke explains it?"
>girl 2: "ummmm eeeerrrm"
>lispy apprentice walks past, i grab him with a smile that could only be described as "bateman-esque"
>"she doesn't know what it means!!!! ha haha ha haaa she doesn't know"
>FUCKING DIE
>we have a chuckle
>she gets embarrassed but actually zings him a few times
>girl 2: "ok, but, anon... I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT BOTTOMING OUT MEANS."
>AAAAAAA

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