/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Hello, /diy/. I'm currently homeless and can't get hired anywhere. My only possessions are my laptop, a few changes of clothes, a tent/sleeping bag, and a knife and slingshot. I usually camp in the woods and I live in a rural-ish area so I can get food by sneaking into peoples' gardens for vegetables or hunting small game (I'm not so good with my slingshot so that's rare). I've tried asking farmers for work, but they either say girls are no use, or they try to get their rape on.

Tl;dr
Does anyone know an easy way to make some money?
Inb4 prostitution.