/diy/ - Do It Yourself

PLEASE help out this dumb ass college kid, /diy/.

So my toilet is clogged in my dorm and I have tried, hot water, it did not work, tried plunging it with our shitty (now literally) plunger and it would not plunge. I tried using a wire hanger but the water is too shitty to see if I am getting in there and All I could fedl was wire on porcelain. I turned off the water valve to see if the water level would decrease a bit but it did not change even after an hour. The water is still very high and full of shit. My college is a private college and is very jewy, calling maintenance at all results in a 50 dollar fine. I do not want to get fined, nor do I want to have the embarrassment of getting my balls busted by the maintenance guys. Is there anything I can do at this point to remedy the situation or will I have to call maintenance. I am going to try to go find a really nice plunger because our current one is one of those old pink suction cup ones that has no suction. I want to do everything possible before calling maintenance. I will seriously buy whoever’s idea works pizza if it is successful.