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/diy/ - Do It Yourself


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Hello, new landlord here, like many other landlords, I struggle with incontinence and the ability to pleasure my dom wife. I think it's because she doesn't see what I do as actual work (because it's not, I'm a big fat leech on the system)
but the shitting my pants thing has nothing to do with her. It's just that I constantly soil myself, and 99% of landlords I've talked to fill their britches daily. Weird.

Anyway, during a routine weekly walk-through, I noticed a tenant hung up a picture with 18 gauge nails and I was so enraged that I was seeing red. I immediately left and went home and kicked three holes in my walls.

I don't know what I'm going to do about these 18 gauge nail holes when they leave, not to mention the three holes in MY PERSONAL property.

This a situation where you all typically withhold all the security deposit, right?

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