/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2044191
Some people say a mallet is a useless thing.
Me? I laugh and continue to swing.
I saw and raps, despite the Yellow Flu,
I made a promise, and I'll see it through.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to show these faggots how it's done.

I was born one morning, proud and free.
I picked up my axe and went to a tree.
I built 16 mallets with bloodied hands.
If you can't do that, well you're not a man.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to show these faggots how it's done.

I was in the shop making mallets one day.
A filthy rat thought he would get in my way.
One swing from a mallet and his head was crushed,
Dumb little bastard, dead and flushed.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to show these faggots how it's done.

If you see me posting, better step aside.
Alot of threads didn't. Alot of them died.
If Mallet Month makes no sense to you,
You gotta be a faggot, or a jew.

You build 16 mallets, what do you get?
Hammerfags crying and giving you shit.
Saint Wolfgang don't you call me, until I've won,
I got to shoooow theeeese faaaaggoooots...
How it's done.