/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1497541

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the local apprenticeship, and I've been involved in numerous decloggings on your suburb, and I have ran over 300 confirmed feet of CPVC pipe. I am trained in compression fittings and I'm the top trencher in the entire local plumbers union. You are nothing to me but just another client. I will wipe your fucking pipe with PVC cleaner the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret union network of colleagues and your client number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetice little thing you call a jobsite. You're fucking on our shitlist kid. I can be anywhere, 24/7, and I can run pipe in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PEX, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the company van and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass like an automatic Japanese toilet, you little shit. If only you could have known what manner of tradesmanship your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the overtime price, you goddamn idiot. I will clog your shitter and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.