/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1412278
KEK.

>be me
>small town all my life
>100% certainty can blindfold myself and guess normal tomatoes from gay ass nasy hydroponic shit.
>get a 1 acre lot
>tomatofarm.jpg
>descide to get a jump on it and start them in winter indoors
>over $1,000 in the setup for tomatoes and peppers
>toss a shower curtin over windows because free and idgaf about looks.
>cops knock on door
>anon we see the weed from our fucking office wtf are you doing.

Mfw the cop shop is on the 3rd story of a building one block away look8ng directly at my house.

Mfw electric bill triple

Mfw shower curtain blocked seemingly 0 light

Mfw the sun is shining all night every night at the cops for 6 months

Mfw 8 man raid and (thank fuck childhood bro knocked instead of kick door in.)

Mfw the cops busted me and my tomatoe farm

Mfw 6 months latter throw a potluck at the copshop and give everyone salsa.