/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Alright guys, I need to know how to go into the wilderness with nothing except the shirt on my back and start doing these things.

>Find edible and stable food supply or set up a farm
>Set up a water desalination system of any kind
>Hand craft tools from scratch to begin wood works
>Hand craft tools from scratch to begin masonry and mortar production
>Begin mining for metals and craft a bloomery to begin metal crafting
>Creating machining tools and make a running water and desalination system
>Create larger scale machinery for larger scale operations including but not limited to oil screw press, mineral wool centrifugal furnace, conveyor belts, logistic detectors and redirectors, and other processing machinery
>Begin chemistry lab for production of chemical anode, cathode, and refinement in order to begin polymerization and other methods of making octane to fuel more advanced machines
>Solar panels
>???
>Rocket Ships

Pic related, it's what I have in mind.