/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2524120
>breathe in cancer for the sake of some gay plastic trinkets
ooh you're hard

>doing a renovations job
>full gut job
>turn of the century home
>I'm doing it on the side because recently divorced, need money under the table so ex gets none
>its like 9:30pm and I'm there alone
>open up the wall in basement
>dead babby in the wall
>woahhhh buddy
>call the owner (house flipper)
>hey man uhhhh....I dont know how to put this gently so I'm just gonna say it....found a dead baby in the wall
>his face when
>he thinks I'm fucking with him but he agrees to come over
>I was in shock at first but its sinking in now
>I'm just standing there staring at the thing waiting for him to get there
>he sees it
>doesnt say a word just looks at it for while
>what do we do man?
>he calls cops
Turns out for this time period it wasnt all that uncommon. It was a big house with separate living quarters for the help so cops say it was likely a wealthy persons thot daughter had a late term miscarriage or one the "help" did and they hid it to cover up the thottery

>complete reno of main floor
>taking out load bearing walls and repositioning the kitchen and bathrooms so everything has to go
>bring in my wrecking crew
>they have the place half torn apart by the time the wife gets home
>shes st the point of tears and shaking like a leaf
>w-what did you guys do!?
>I WASNT EXPECTING THIS!
>The guys keep working basically ignoring her as we've seen this reaction from women plenty I've times
>she yells at everyone to stop
>I take her aside and explain to her the process, even though I explained it to her thoroughly several times before we started the project
>she tells me to stop, put everything back the way it was
>mfw

>>1524427
> OP has the word "drone" in it 5 times, excluding the word "drone" in the subject for a total of 6.
> only mention of the word "quad" is in a URL.

>>1524427
> OP has the word "quad" in it 5 times, excluding the word "drone" in the subject for a total of 6.
> only mention of the word "quad" is in a URL.

>>1487933
Fuckin jedi level shitposting. I actually went to staples and framed shitposts that got my life threatened. I'll see if my bro can go get pics.

You never understand the true power of black and white text until you get someone commited and then jailed. And the dumb bitch was so confused and triggered i got her to protest a domestic violence convention and then got a pic with her because troll acount. She had no idea it was me.

Cunt threatened to murder my entire lineage and happily took a pic with me while protsting a domestic violence convention not 20 minutes later!

One of my proudest moments. Doesn't even hold a candle to the cops. Mutherfuckers have state and federal training to shitpost and troll people. I'm not even kidding. My storry is 100% real and doesn't even hold a candle to the cops.

Yall really want to learn to troll? Become a tech for the police. It's fucking jaw dropping the level of fuckery they are on.

My bro got a raise and an award. Some faggot was talk shit online he arrested. He's public official and can't just say suck my nuts. Spends 6 months infultraiting faggot with 8 fucking seperate dupe accounts.

Tells him on one of them he buys and sells electronics and hit him up if he finds anything.

Busted the guy on 8 counts of stolen property and selling meth. TO HIM. "He shouldn't have talked shit."

Mfw