/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2744721
>Tell the Snowman to set an alarm every hour and check on the kid and we'll come get him for watch
>Spend the next 12-16 hours on deck beating underpower through the front while killing the rum and tapering off with a few beers, the front looks like its going to pass before we get to gulfstream. Nice.
>Get off watch, wake up Snowman who told me the kid wouldn't stop talking so he never checked on him. Fair enough. Get on deck. As he's getting dressed he does a little wake up line.
>I take the old gauze out of the kid's mouth and give it a little rinse. His mouth no longer spells like NYC dumpster.
>Cut him free from the operating table and tell him to get in a real bunk and gave him four bottles of water to drink, while I find another bottle of rum to keep me company
>Rest of the trip was uneventful. Crossing the gulfstream was a bit worse than usual, but nothing major.
>Coordinated with Dentist bro and he had a real oral surgeon waiting for us at the dock.
>I suggested that the captain go back wildly liberal use of the owner's credit card to secure us suitable lodging for ourselves and the expensive escorts the owner was also going to buy, because he was going to have call the owner and explain why we're not going to be in Newport any time soon. Also, he doesn't need to be there on the off chance customs shows up and wants to look around.
>I went with the kid and surgeon and explained our "process" to him so he knew what he had to work with. Surgeon ended up congratulating us, saying we did the best anyone could have hoped for in the situation and ran a bag of IV antibiotics through the kid and took out the other wisdom teeth while he was there.
>Customs never showed, we put the kid in a room to sleep everything off, while captain, Snowman, and I party with a bunch of expensive prostis.
>Kid ended up dating the girl and getting married to her, now he's rich AF with a smokeshow wife.
>Where did I go wrong?