/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1534089
Gonna take this obvious bait and suggest an actual idea:
Make a really heavy circle of iron with rubber on the rim, put a tube on it and rig up 20 vacuum cleaners to the other end. Point metal/rubber ring at ground and get suckin.
Obvious problem is getting the contraption airtight and finding a place to put all the dirt and rocks.

Tl;dr clean your room, clean yourself a hole