/diy/ - Do It Yourself

3. Do some trade shows/festivals where they host art vendors. Now since you don't have time like a chum to actually sit on your ass all day and paint, you are going to need to make some contacts. Welcome to the world of arbitrage. China has an impoverished district that is solely comprised of painters (Dafen oil painting village). 90% of what they paint are replicas, 10% is original. You are going to google "chinese oil painting" choose a company and contact them. Ask them if you can get 15 paintings, all originals, of 5 still lifes/flowers, 5 landscape, 5 nude female paintings. Offer $500 dollars, and ask them to sign each one consistently with "__your_name_here__". Then go to all these art shows and blow away the competition with your amazing art. Get fat while some chinaman lives on pennies a day doing your work. You can make a raping doing this.

4. Get a girlfriend. Emotionally, make her dependently cling to you. Make her desperate to please you. Then find some way to pimp her out and garnish resources from it. Ever seen one of those ads in the newspaper from some couple saying, "we need someone to carry our baby will pay good money." Get her to do that and then take the money when all is said and done.

Btw, yes, I am black.

>>191577
I'm the same way. I don't need much to live to my desired level of comfort. If I weren't worried about noxious releases of deadly gases and 1 minute flash floods, I probably go live in a sewer, tap into free electricity, tap into free municipality water and be a drifter. Probably crack someones wep key and get free internet too. Unfortunately that lifestyle is drastically unrealistic, so I think I will go live out in the Appalachian trail somewhere as an alternative.

Digging tip # 1 Stand on shovel, put weight into it, maybe even jump on it with both feet if you got the cordination
Digging tip # 2 Dig