/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Here is what inspired me to make a bench
>decide to try out my wood carving chisels
>sharpen all of the chisels
>attempting simple shape in pine while holding wood on lap
>gouge slips
>goes straight into my hand
>rush inside
>tell my lady I JUST STABBED MYSELF WITH A FUCKING CHISEL
>go to sink
>running water over wound
>lots of blood in sink
>take my hand out of water
>hand is still cupped
>hand fills with blood
>get light headed
>collapse
>die
>at entrance to afterlife
>angel is there
>its paul sellers
>tells me it isnt my time
>tells me i have work to finish
>wake up on kitchen floor
>lady tends to wound
>keep at woodworking daily
>cant disappoint the angel sellers
>pic related