/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Are you tired of being constantly berated by protesters, pelting you with images of dead fetuses? Sick of meddling with those painful coat hangers? You dont want to be that wretched wench with 20 kids torturing you, and who wants to be so poor you have to live in the trailer behind the maitnence shed of the trailer park!
Well do I have a solution for you!
Introducing the ¡vac-u-vag 5000!
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So, don't let a broken condom keep you from stripping your way through college.
And Remember, there's never a term too small for.................... the vac-u-vag