/diy/ - Do It Yourself

I worked as a special education assistant and doubled as a short bus attendant.

The craziest shit that happened on the bus is I had one asian kid who would sit in the back, and seemingly plank the seat.

>he was literally fucking the seat
>it even had a tear/hole in it
>he busted a nut every day
>We never made him stop because his father was abusive and didn't want to ever have to have any official confrontation. Just personally confronting him seemed too fucking awkward for me and the driver to ever do so we just let someone else deal with the spooge problem in the lot later on.


Within the actual school the craziest normie thing was a fatass being bullied into climbing into a ventilation duct within the girls bathroom.

He didn't get very far because the entire ceiling fucking collapsed.

For the actual tards it was probably one of them running while simultaneously pissing and shitting down the hall while wearing some native american headdress and screaming a pronouncement that he was in fact the real slim shady