/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>1853842
programmer here. WOrking from home, and my job offered me either the Marcus or X-chair. SInce x-chair advertises on Tucker and Haniity etc, I choose x-chair in leather. That said I present my routine for farts.

If (surface == cloth)
.. then vinigar():
elseif (surface == leather)
.. then BLO()+alcohol();
ApplyHairconditioner();
wipe_and_airdry();

return(0);