/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>be me 19
>start working as a carpenter's assistant
>cut the same two size boards and butt joining them together all day every day
>pretend I'm qualified to build a shed with joists and studs and all
>they believe me because I'm a professional carpenter
>build the thing based on a couple youtube videos I watched the night before
>pocket a few hundred dollars
>falls apart 3 years later
you know, people say this kind of shit for a reason