/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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Third: Be woodcarving at home, small fiddly piece of applewood so am holding it in hand. I have on wire/kevlar glove and leather glove under it, taking no chances. V-gouge slips, penetrates all of that nonsense and goes straight through my left pointer finger's knuckle and out the other side. Put it out, superglue+tape and all is well (disabled that finger for a couple days though.)
Fourth:Be working at McD's, coffee machine is borked. Turns out one of the water feeds has a jammed valve, little tab f plastic is supposed to pop out but is stuck. Being genius, I decide to pry it out with new sharp pocketknife, ignoring the fact that it is a wet greasy surface. It slips and I cut my pointer finger, left hand down to the bone less than a centimeter from the above scar. Put some tape on that shit and finished my shift, never went to hospital like a baws. Still have nerve damage in that finger.
Pic related is scars, first is nearly invisible line across knuckles and second is curved line on the right.
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