/diy/ - Do It Yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

It's a wonder man can shit at all
When turds are big that should be small
Who can tell what fecal smells we'll make in this toilet
And I'm giving all my crap to this whirl-
pooling toilet bowl
It's hard to squeeze
But I can't leave
Until poopoo peepee
And nothing's going to change the way we shit
'Cause poopies come out after food goes in
And now that constipation's getting worse, see--
WHAAAAAGH!
Its a massive log we're holding in
And I just can feel the tip of it outside the rim
Oh we have to shit please
Feces made of Kraft Dinner and Jimmy Deans now
Always seem to, be governed by this butt we have
Poopless, straining, my hemorrhoids begin to bleed
Oh, now there is no brown, for I cannot push this mound