/diy/ - Do It Yourself

Fuck I have a wasp story
>be 17 ish 1 year ago
>on a trip to Zambia
>be in an open back truck with a cage going through woodland
>cool shit flying in like a chameleons and exotic plants
>end ride and return 3 days later after camping and climbing mount mumpu
>tired as Fuck on the ride back and ready to sleep
>nothing cool enters the truck just spiders and bugs
>about to doze off then I see something black in the corner of my eye
>my heart jumps into my throat
>this monster emerges from the side of my friends be neck
>biggest bug I have ever seen, even on tv and nature programmes
>genuinely didn't think insects could be that large as they'd be unable to sustain their weight
>this motherfucker had wings
>be 6 ft 3 and around 195 lbs
>Fucking scream at the top of my lungs
>as the huge hornet emerged I scrambled to the side of the truck as it buzzed around
>buzz was so Fucking loud
>everyone next to me screaming like never before (all boys might I add)
>it has a visible stinger like 8 cm long and a full black body with an orange face
>convinced I would die if it stung me even if it wasn't venomous
>it taunts us for a good 30 seconds before flying out
>"ahaha are you ok anon did you hear your screams"
>"yea I was just joking mate.. ha"