/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>Need to fill a generator up with diesel, can't find the fuel can nozzle so I can pour without spilling shit everywhere.
>Go to mate in shop, ask him for fuel can nozzle.
>"A wut?"
>"A fuel can nozzle. I gotta fill up the generator."
>"Uhh, I don't think we have any of those."
>"What do you mean we don't have any? How am I going to get the diesel into the tank then?"
>"Oh, you mean a donkey dick. Yeah, I'll be right back"
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