/diy/ - Do It Yourself

You should get a water gun that looks like a pistol, then paint it black/silver (/cgl/ has some tutorials if you tell them you're doing a cosplay with a gun) and wave it at skin heads in tracksuits. Maybe act like some nervous fuck with OCD that hasn't been taking his meds.

You could also not live in a shithole, try not to upset hoodies and not go out too late.