/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>2528294
>Be a high school drop out
>Get a job working with metal because 'Mongo strong'
>Can't follow simple fucking instructions
>Put workpiece in the lathe and use the chuck key to tighten the jaws
>Forget to remove the chuck key
>Turn on lathe
>Make this face (picture related)
>Remove chuck key from new dent in forehead

After the third time the boss's son did this we changed the power switch on the lathe to a keyed switch and attached both the chuck key and that power switch key to the same ring. He only did it once more after that. He had removed them from the ring because it was 'slowing him down'. We tack welded them together after that.