/diy/ - Do It Yourself

>>166099

A bump is a bump, I don't care if it comes from a troll or not. When it starts saging I'll stop prodding it.

>>166091

Still going? Feel free to bump my thread all you like. Saves me effort.

>>166086

Yeah okay, cool story. You sure have strong feelings and absolute assurances of the furriness of our necks and the subterranean nature of our abodes for a first time poster.

Give it up; stick to heckling OWS threads. You don't have the creativity or talent for anything else.

>>166079

It's deliciously ironic that you call us neckbeard basement dwellers when you spend literally hours every day trolling a group of 5 people and making petty conservative shitposts in this thread.

Take MY advice and CANCEL your WoW Account; get a life. :)

>>166074

You mad that I beautifully pre-empted you 1 minute before you made your shitpost, Serp? Yeah, you pettymad. Tears.

>>165995

We want to make a farm. We have $10,400 pledged for the project. Those who buy in will own a stake in it and make a profit off of their investment if it succeeds while helping to create a grorious 4chan utopia (and if it fails then you'll get most of your money back when it sells, and helped make one of these stupid projects that gets brought up constantly but never acted on go further than anything else ever actually has.)

You can either come live and work on the farm or just help it along (there is talk of summer work crews for collegefags). Or you can just watch from the sidelines and cheer us along. Or troll us if you're a petty cunt. :)

We're usually in the IRC but it's dead at this time of night. Prime time USA is when it's most active with a dozen or so regulars.

-We will likely have to get a lawyer and incorporate for this to have a legal basis.
-$2k is minimum buy in for those wishing to live and work on the farm.
-Cattle will likely be raised.

>>165985

Cool story, Serp.

For the record, all our members are over 18.

>>165244

Oops, disregard the reply quote.

>>165161

I hate all the crazy revenue schemes. To me it's not much better than the 'herp derp we'll make money by reading fortunes' thing the /x/philes did.

My answer to most of these things is: if they're so easy to do, why not do them now? Grow truffles now, do weddings now.

I know all of this is, just like, my opinion, dude, but I am concerned that this will breed conflict over land use now that I think about it. If someone wants to grow christmas trees, and someone wants to grow truffles, and someone wants to start a B&B.

There be dragons there. I don't really know an intelligent way to resolve this impulse, either.

>>164397

40 acres is the traditional family farm size, but I feel we could do with as little as 10 -- the only problem is that as plots get below 20 acres they are more and more bound by covenants and owner's associations and other things that make the property useless for our purposes.

>>164361

Just try to think of it like you're buying land for yourself. I assume you want to own land. For myself I said I'm going on May 1st, no matter what. Which includes a scenario where this project being all talk and no one but me was serious at all. So I focus on land around me that I think I could afford.

That's the strategy I want all the people looking at land to have. It'll get us a lot of high quality info on sites that can actually be investigated.

>>164342

And? Do you live within range to investigate or not? If not, my face when.

>>164334

Misery would be good too, but unless you live there and can do due diligence on potential sites by driving there, there's no point.

$10400 dollars in-hand money tallied for the project.
+ $.50 pledged by our resident babby troll Serpentino.

>>164005

Thou upset, Serpentino?

>>163837

Every time you try to rustle my jimmies I'm going to post a pony.

>>163708

Summer is hot everywhere. Climate control will be expensive and requisite no matter where we go. By using small structures, we will save energy/money.

>>163707

My jimmies remain unrustled, El Serpentino. Go heckle some OWS guys in /pol/.

>>163696

Take a chill pill.

>>163642

Post up some props.

Although LA and Orange county are highly hostile to farmers. They want to sprawl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3RiMdS7sE

>>163619

Did you go to the one in the OP? Or did you bookmark the old one? We moved to http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23AgrarianEven&server=rizon.mibbit.org

In other news, I want this property. If it's legit. It's right outside the town where most of my family lives, including an aunt who owns a cattle farm.

http://www.landsofamerica.com/land-for-sale/50-acres-in-Grant-County-Wisconsin/id/1057642

Somebody tell me what's wrong with this land.

>>163576

Dunno. If you look on the topo there's a dirt road leading to the prop, but apparently we'd have no legal access. The road might be gated.

That's the kind of thing to find out if we were to send someone to visit it. From the topo I'd guess the land is about 4 - 6 feet above the water table and so would likely have some buildable spots.

>>163561

Also a good price, and the topography looks good. No legal access or easement though.

>>163552

Wow. I wonder what's wrong with it. That looks fantastic. It must be all marsh to have a price like that. This is where being able to look at the site's topography (using an aerial pic with the property boundaries) is critical.