/ck/ - Food & Cooking

People who actually order doner or pizza from a kebab house are subhuman. I instantly know that any person with me who orders this is replaceable in the long run. I cannot trust them, I cannot confide in them. A bead of sweat traces it's way down my temple, although my face doesn't betray the disgust boiling inside me, inevitably my eyes glaze over as I pretend to scan the menu.. again, already knowing full well what I was going to order. I knew long before we brought up the topic of food, in fact I've known my whole life that there was only one conceivable solution to the kebab question. Mixed shish. The answer was so apparent that anything else was tantamount to spreading shit upon ones face and doing cartwheels in the street. Doner kebab? Please, go ahead and ingratiate that gaping hole you call a mouth with that fully formed, reconstituted mystery meat. Stuff it deep down inside until you turn blue, it'll save me the trouble of having to continue pretending that we were acquainted. You are dead to me, I expel every single memory of your fetid existence from the deepest reaches of my memory. Before I was man I was a child, before I was child I was a foetus, in all things there is a universal truth, and the truth of you is dirt. Dirt beneath my feet unfit for the worms to crawl through. I return to my senses and lo, You've already got food in hand. The Kurd-cum-Turk gestures for my order, accommodated with broken English but the game is up. My appetite is dispelled as my stomach contorts even tighter, feasting on pure cortisol and apathy. Are you enjoying that lukewarm can of Diet Coke? The clearly expired one with little to no fizz that's been sitting next to raw burger patties for months.. Don't mind me, go ahead and start on that huge portion of sweaty, soggy chips under a mountain of doner-minge-meat shavings, drowned with a mixture of ketchup and brown sauce. Please let me pay, it'll be my last ever pleasure in your inbred mutant company. Goodbye forever

>>15242950
try again you kangaroo cunt

>>15230655
I'm told there's a yank version called a "garbage plate"

>>14845504
For me, this is the best pizza.

Fuck Jack, post Mexican food

A new Turkish restaurant opened in town and they let me film them preparing one of their signature dishes in the traditional method.

Which foreign cuisine is the best in your area?

/ck/ webm

Cor blimey edition

>>14667621
no fuck you

I can't tell what this is from the thumbnail so time to post it and find out.

>>14566596
MUNCHY BOX!!!

>>14488089
i don't even know what it was avter the first pile of rice, was that sour cream?
>>14488098
im surprised this isn't a thing in college areas

>>14413495

>>14401308
It's hilarious that this is a huge part of Bong culture. In the States, eating a pre-packaged sandwich means you have lost at life kek.
Enjoy your botulism.
They are made in simple factories by hand, just a bunch of Pakis making sanwiches, each worker does one step.
They are composed of 20% spittle and eyelashes.
Bongs have abandoned their delicious cuisine for curry and kebab slop, and artificial sandwiches inplastic kek

>>14281333
>complains about lack of content
>posts the same tired jack shit we've seen a million times
You are worse.

>>14118480
It's curry sauce, not curry. Basically gravy with a load of turmeric mixed in.

>>13937637
Maybe, but this is all shoved in a pizza box that you then munch on