/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12375153
>no u

>>12264512
>why not? french omelette is a style of omelette, not a fucking omelette made in france. doesn't even matter if the french actually eat it or not, the name serves a purpose and refers to a distinct way of making an omelette

>>11356466

>>11153291
>'m a Computational Chemistry graduate and also a Data Analytics graduate

>>10957148
>double digit IQ pleb thinks selectively picking and choosing causes based on convenience is altruism

>>10925321
>bread improver

This is not a joke.
>be me
>really tired of either cooking or have gf cook and can't eat it. I know she is annoyed when I don't eat her food but it is really that bad.
>for the last week cook new dishes
>she comments on how nice they all are
>every time I tell her it is because I actually followed a recipe so it's not hard
>Everytime
>be today
>mention in the morning about the new dishes I made all week and how she enjoyed then and how it's just followarecipe0.01
>she said she got the hint
>be tonight
>oh nice she is following a recipe
>yesssssss good food when?
>she cooks good quality steak and prawns
>she uses 2 minute noodles in the dish
Now I am the bad guy for cooking something I actually want to eat after being at work all day. Thankfully I don't live her. I can't live this way.
You gf/wife cooking nightmares thread?

>>10876666
We were super poor growing up and I remember other than dumpster diving (which I did with my parents) we would go to the dogfood factory every other week and we would get horse vaginas. My parents never told me what they are for the first few years and I still recall being 5 or 6 in the back seat of our old ford wagon, fisting them, even though it was totally innocent because I had no clue what fisting was let alone that I was fisting a horse vagina.
No clue what my parents thought of what I was doing, but they made me believe this was Top tier food so I ate it with them happily. God I was stupid thinking that was high quality food. I mean Jesus we were just bin diving three hours before and even at that young age I knew that meant we were poor as fuck.

>>10843378
My arteries want to block up looking at it, yet I would still happily eat if you gave to me.
Fuck my potato lyf

>>10835790
>Salt is essential for the leavening process.

>>10818691
>be me
>just got offered a job for $55k p/a.
>Drunk at 10:00am, so replied that it's gotta be $60k starting wage or nope.
Did I just done goofed?

>>10807394
I googled 'best hamburger patty recipe' last night.
Top hit with 5/5 stars from 50+ reviews included ketchup.
I used ketchup.