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>> No.10147910 [View]
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>"and I'm going to show you just how crispy this is"
>*places microphone near the food and cuts it in half*
>"oh wow listen to that crunch!"

Yes who would've fucking guessed that food with a crispy texture would be crunchy. What a fucking marvel you stupid idiot. And yes I'm talking about Chef John.

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>hamburger
>isn't ham

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> get a leaflet for a pizza place on my door
> they don't deliver to my area

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>"did you season the food?"
>yes
>"but it's not hot?"

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>>10082629
Do Americans really do this?

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>>10043956
>getting married

Is LITERALLY гeddit: the social convention

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>not eating breakfast

Why do manchildren do this?

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>skips breakfast

Why do manchildren do this? It's the most delicious and variable meal of the day. You can have it sweet or savory,hot or cold. Behind every great man is an even greater breakfast.

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>>9949285

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>>9924338
>It's a "my girlfriend is vegan so I'm becoming one to placate her" episode

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>Sister is getting married in a few weeks
>Voluntold by parents that I'm going to be doing the cooking
>No problem, it's my sister's wedding
>What am I making though?
>Candied bacon and assorted meme tier foods involving bacon
>mfw

It seems there's no way out of it. Any ideas for how to take bacon and make it less shitty?

>inb4 white trash family

I'm aware.

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>grocery jester paints the butternut squash purple and accidentally buy them thinking they're eggplants

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>dishes

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>>9821367

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>>9802017
>vodka sour
>Doesn’t taste much like alcohol

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>youtube video about preparing steak
>"The Maillard reac-"

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>you can't even taste the alcohol

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>>9779491
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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>let the flavors get to know eachother

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Why though?

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>season to taste

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>>9731301
That one no-life who's so desperate for attention.

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>you can't even taste the alcohol

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