/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw the cute cashier at whole foods calls me soy for buying 5 kinds of hot sauce

>>16052408
>think they're forever alone tier because they're 5'9 or whatever
Except that it's totally true. I'm a 5"11' fat ugly chinky manlet and I'll never have a gf, or at least enough confident to get a gf
>tfw ignored a cute white girl who asked for my number and texted me first because she's totally out of my league and /pol/ forbid me

My fridge stinks and I don’t know why. I even wiped it down and I still gag when I open it. What do?

>had to go back to the end of the line again

I burned my finger on the hot pan /ck/

>>15360180
Is there a way for me to get rid of this shit. I'm Banned on all my Devices and Networks after making fun of those faggots in /lgbt/.

I don't have healthcare.

cucumber is better

help

i burnt my fingie

I'm pretty much rerarded? Give me an easy to follow principles on how to eat healthy in 500 words or less
I don't want to be just healtheir than average rerard. I want to attain peak healthiness

I'm lazy and hate cleaning. I need a chicken based one tray meal that I can bake. I'm thinking sweet potato, busslel sprouts and walnut cranberry sauce or something with baked chicken quarters.
How would I do this in one tray. Also post good one pan tips. If I wasn't so laze. I usually wear then bake, but now I'm lazy.

>>14855357
>>14855350
I am willy wonky

I went to Papa Johns and I thought the new was “Shaq-eroni” pizza was the “Shrek-eroni pizza” and the workers laughed at me and the cashier was a girl and I panicked and left without my pizza.

>>14687116
no come back fren

>>14546665
Stoped eating it when i was a kid cause people would always glob it on in mass like a freaking mayo sandwich. Im missing out.

i wish mom and dad woudl stop fighting

>>13678240
b-but I want muh eggs

Why would you ever pick Nutella over flavoured peanut butter? Some people just do not make sense to me

>>13512943
>It doesn't take that much fine motor control to precisely pour without a gooseneck.
M-maybe for you

>>13383407

>>13310975
answer the question please.

>>13222981
>buy burger and fries
>dont want soda
>still have to pay the same amount as a combo

its not fair bros

>>13205866