Butterbeer?

[Anonymous No.8109600]

There's about a billions recipes online for this Butterbeer drink from Harry Potter. Does anyone here have any experience with some good ones?
My girlfriend is a big Harry Potter dork and is having a Harry Potter themed birthday(before you ask, she's turning 27, not 12) and I'm hosting it. Butterbeer seems like an obvious choice, but the recipes differ drastically and I don't want to waste time and money trying 100 different ones before I find the right one.

[Anonymous No.8109609]

>>8109600
> Harry Potter

Really, why don't you do her, you and us all a favor and just kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.8109615]

>>8109609
god forbid people still enjoy a series they grew up with

[Anonymous No.8109619]

>>8109600
Just look up the recipe for the one they serve at universal studios

[Anonymous No.8109620]

>>8109600
>27 years olds
>Harry Potter dinner

You're sending my mind through a loop of disgust. Just print out a label of your own design at Kinkos and attach it to an Imperial Stout if you want to be clever...

[Anonymous No.8109621]

>>8109615

Youre right, please post again when you finally grow up

Also use your own creativity and come up with a drink as a couple , it'll be yours and a special memory faggot

[Anonymous No.8109640]

>>8109609
>>8109621
>THIS is how much of an edgelord I am!
>>8109619
It hasn't been released anywhere and none of the recipes people have made to emulate it are right. The stuff at Universal, which is delicious, has no dairy at all but the recipes to emulate it all have butter.
>>8109620
I'm already doing "Pumpkin Juice" cocktails for the alcoholic option. I just bought a bunch of the Pumpkin Juice from Universal for that.

[Anonymous No.8109659]

>>8109640
You're getting confused over who's who. Again.

[Anonymous No.8109665]

>>8109640
Milk Stout you dumb faggot.

My initial post was constructive, but reading yours makes me want you to fuck off. Real hard.

[Anonymous No.8109672]

>>8109665
Was >>8109620 your initial post? Because if so, it wasn't constructive. And if at any time you feel like fucking off from a thread you don't want to be in, then knock yourself out.

[Anonymous No.8109686]

From OP's image I imagine something with dulce de leche would be what people expect in flavour

[Anonymous No.8109693]

>>8109672
You should be focusing on making buttblast beer.

[Anonymous No.8109694]

>>8109686
Butterscotch actually. But a dulce de leche drink sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.8109699]

>>8109693
>lol u mad tho
This is /ck/, not /b/.

[Anonymous No.8109703]

>>8109609
haram

>>8109600
>27
this is pretty autistic tho
that being said, Milk Stout is an excellent choice though I would recommend adding some butt scotch to it as well.

there's really only like 3 good recipes if you can't afford to test them you shouldn't be hosting a dinner party.

[Anonymous No.8109713]

>>8109699
Ur still doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.8109714]

I'm only posting here because I recently had a new big Kroger grocery store with a Starbucks in it. The employees know how to do it because it's popular, here is what he does:

>ask for a grande
>vanilla bean creme frappucino base, whole milk
>3 pumps toffee nut syrup
>3 pumps caramel syrup
>whipped cream
>caramel drizzled on top

[Anonymous No.8109715]

>>8109694
similar vein

[Anonymous No.8109716]

>>8109600
Save yourself the trouble of making your faggy butterbeer and tell her it's time to grow up.

[Anonymous No.8109717]

>>8109703
It's not a dinner party, just a birthday party. And who likes wasting money?
>there's really only like 3 good recipes
Could you share them?

[Anonymous No.8109719]

>>8109686
You'd imagine wrong
Folks who want that drink would expect and hope the drink to taste like cum and pussy farts

[Anonymous No.8109722]

literally google - just buy some if you are as lazy as you seem

[Anonymous No.8109723]

>>8109672
No, it was telling you to fuck off hard.

Imperial Stout or Milk Stout for your gay-ass butter beer was constructive.

Harry Potter is gay, you're a little bitch for going such lengths entertaining your significant other, and your "perfect answer" is out of reach on account of your particularities of being true to made-up bullshit.

Go brew your own butter-bullshit like a real person if you're splitting hairs that much, because there is no commercial variety using that variety of milk-solids.

[Anonymous No.8109724]

>>8109693

[Anonymous No.8109728]

>>8109717
Option 1: http://www.straubs.com/product/flying-cauldron-butterbeer/beverages?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping&gclid=COC7i4qRnc8CFUdZhgodLgkO8w

here:
http://wizardingworldpark.com/butterbeer-recipes/

[Anonymous No.8109737]

ITT: faggot OP learns that /ck/ is not /tvx/.

[Anonymous No.8109742]

>>8109723
>you're a little bitch for going such lengths entertaining your significant other
How long have you been alone, anon?

[Anonymous No.8109743]

>>8109722
>just buy some if you are as lazy as you seem
A small soda company makes a bottled version called "Flying Dutchman Butterscotch Beer" but it's not particularly good and it doesn't taste like the Butterbeer at Universal. And I asked if I could buy a bunch at Universal but they said they only sell it by the glass. If I could just buy a cask of it at Universal the day before I absolutely would since I live 20 minutes from Universal Hollywood.
>>8109723
You're clearly a successful, intelligent Casanova. Where I can I subscribe to your newsletter?
>>8109714
I'll give this a shot tomorrow. Thanks.
>>8109716
Birthday parties are already childish and stupid. What's the harm in a YA fiction theme?
>>8109728
Thanks, m80.

[Anonymous No.8109748]

>>8109742
/ck/ used to be much less autistic. Now the edgelords and "look mom i'm trolling 4chan" idiots have invaded.

[Anonymous No.8109755]

>>8109742
Relationships are give-and-take. If you're that subservient that commercial varieties of beer would not satisfy a fantastical desire of fictional brew, and you feel inadequate because of it, then it has gone beyond the realm of expectation.

[Anonymous No.8109757]

>>8109723
just fucking kill yourself already you miserable retard

[Anonymous No.8109761]

Fuck off and do your own google-fu, you beta cuck wizard fucker.

[Anonymous No.8109764]

>>8109755
>doing something nice for your significant other on their birthday is an unforgivable sin and proves you're a bitch
We've detected the angry virgin, folks.

[Anonymous No.8109769]

>>8109761
>>8109755
>>8109723
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.8109771]

>>8109769
Nope.

[Anonymous No.8109782]

>>8109748
>>8109757
>>8109764
You know how I know you're new here?

[Anonymous No.8109792]

>>8109771
Yup.
>>8109782
>implying /ck/ was always this terrible

[Anonymous No.8109793]

>>8109743
>>8109714
If you want to get a Venti, ask for 4 pumps of the syrups, maybe 5.

[Anonymous No.8109794]

I went to the bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.

But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?

It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."

Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Our society and our literature and our culture are being dumbed down, and the causes are very complex. I'm 73 years old. In a lifetime of teaching English, I've seen the study of literature debased. There's very little authentic study of the humanities remaining. My research assistant came to me two years ago saying she'd been in a seminar in which the teacher spent two hours saying that Walt Whitman was a racist. This isn't even good nonsense. It's insufferable.

[Anonymous No.8109803]

>>8109794
>Harry Potter copypasta
What in the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.8109824]

Well, OP, I've never had any form of butterbeer, but I think >>8109714 is probably on the right track.
We know butterbeer was non-alcoholic, so I'm assuming that's what you're wanting (since you said you're making Pumpkin Juice as the alcoholic option).
Flavoring syrups seem the right way to go.
And, as far as dairy is concerned, I actually think a non-dairy milk, like almond milk or coconut milk would be a closer match.
If you have a store that sell those Torani flavor syrups, I know they sell a butterscotch syrup, a pumpkin spice syrup, plus what the other guy mentioned (toffee nut, caramel, etc). And also you need to make foam for the top. Those little battery powered hand foamers are cheap.

Anyway, just trying to help.

[Anonymous No.8109826]

>>8109794
I generally don't like Harold Bloom but he is right on the money, Harry Potter is for imbeciles.

[Anonymous No.8109828]

>>8109699
>wah this is /ck/ go back to /b/

you're on fucking 4chan, you colossal faggot.

[Anonymous No.8109836]

>>8109794
I agree with this copypasta.

[Anonymous No.8109839]

>>8109824
Thanks. I have seen those Torani syrups around.
>>8109826
>children are imbeciles
>they should be reading Tolstoy, the dumb dildos
>>8109828
Nice grammar, asshole.

[Anonymous No.8109842]

>>8109826
This.

[Anonymous No.8109845]

>>8109826
And then think: Game of Thrones is just adult Harry Potter.

[Anonymous No.8109846]

>>8109839
>they should be reading Tolstoy, the dumb dildos
They should be reading children's books that are written by good writers, instead of retarded women with depression.

[Anonymous No.8109849]

>>8109794
>>8109826
>>8109836
I read every Harry Potter book in less than a day.
And, the main reason I read them is because everyone was going on and on about them, and I think it's wise to be well informed, especially if you are in the literary field.
That said, the only thing I think of now when I think of Harry Potter is how envious I am that she made that much fucking money off of such a simplistic base, and I'm a fool for not doing the same.

[Anonymous No.8109865]

>>8109849
I'm glad you bothered.

I picked up one, read about three pages, laughed, and threw it in the bin.

Then again: I was brought up reading Kipling, Dumas, Alcott, and Twain so there's also that.

[Anonymous No.8109875]

>>8109846
>people with depression are retarded
I guess almost all books ever written, almost all music ever written, and almost all art ever made is stupid.
>>8109849
No you didn't. You're entirely full of shit. You cannot have possibly read all 7 of those books in one day. They get longer and longer as they go.
And Harold Bloom was also full of shit. Many of the things he criticized weren't even real.
>>8109865
>Look at how much of a hipster I am!
>I came out the pussy reading Mozart!

[Anonymous No.8109882]

If you want the real thing, try this: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/dec/14/heston-blumenthal-christmas-recipes

It's probably what was intended in the book, considering you can cook it down so there's barely an alcohol left in it.

[Anonymous No.8109883]

>>8109865
>Then again: I was brought up reading Kipling, Dumas, Alcott, and Twain so there's also that.

So was I (as well as many others), but as I said, I personally feel it's good to be well informed. Because believe me, you'd be surprised at how many adults want to talk about Harry Potter. I hate people.......

[Anonymous No.8109885]

>>8109875
>No you didn't. You're entirely full of shit. You cannot have possibly read all 7 of those books in one day.

I'm sorry, I phrased that wrong. I meant that I read each book in one day, not all of them in one day. Which, yes, is entirely possible.

[Anonymous No.8109890]

>>8109875
>I guess almost all books ever written, almost all music ever written, and almost all art ever made is stupid.

No, I was saying she was a person who is retarded AND depressed AND a woman.

Learn to read (and not Harry Potter.)

[Anonymous No.8109891]

>>8109875
So much mad.

[Anonymous No.8109899]

>>8109882
That MUST be it.
OP, I'd try this before the other suggestions. Sounds like it's exactly what butterbeer is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.8109905]

>people actually defending Harry Potter

Go back to le ribbit.

[Anonymous No.8109910]

>>8109890
>women are all stupid
Back to >>>/pol/
>>8109891
Back to >>>/b/
>>8109882
>>8109899
Judging by the name, ingredients, area of origin, and Rowling's inspirations, I'm sure you guys are right about this being the real world basis of the drink. It certainly wouldn't taste like butterscotch, but I don't think the books ever said Butterbeer tasted of butterscotch. That's probably just something they did for the theme parks. Rowling probably just said the stuff at the parks is what it's supposed to taste like because she makes so much money from the parks. She also said that she had a hand in writing that horrific stage play, but it's clearly just fanfic that would be horribly embarrassing to any published author,

[Anonymous No.8109927]

>>8109910
>women are all stupid
No, I am saying she is a depressed woman who is also stupid. I don't think they're related.

Jesus Christ, I know you like Harry Potter but would it kill you to try to read above a 3rd grade level.

[Anonymous No.8109933]

>>8109927
So you just brought up her being a woman in a list of negatives for no reason at all?
And you're insulting the intelligence of other people?
>constanza.png

[Anonymous No.8109953]

OP confirmed for whiny lesbian.

[Anonymous No.8109959]

>>8109933
Not him, but your posts are utterly stupid. You two were made for each other.

[Anonymous No.8109970]

>>8109600
OP, I'd just Google it and go with whatever has the best rating. You're not going to get much but pissed off cucks on here.

[Anonymous No.8109975]

Here's a thread by someone who made it. Read through it for some good tips.

>>/ck/thread/S6000003

[Anonymous No.8109976]

>>8109970
Stop encouraging the PMSing lesbian to keep posting.

[Anonymous No.8110008]

I don't have any help for you anon, but popped in to apologize for the shitposters.

apparently the janitors are too busy deleting threads people want to have and don't have time to garbage collect memers and ass/b/andits

[Anonymous No.8110010]

>>8109976
>he doesn't hate women like I do?
>must be a dyke

[Anonymous No.8110031]

>>8109975
Thanks, bro. I'll check it out.
>>8110008
I used to post on /ck/ a lot when it was new and it wasn't like this back then. People used to know that /b/ isn't 4chan.

[Anonymous No.8110041]

>>8110010
Shut up crying, lesbian.

[Anonymous No.8110045]

>>8110041
>everyone is a lesbian!
>and fuck punctuation!
wew lad

[Anonymous No.8110049]

>>8109600
Not surprised an American would unironically put butter in their beer

[Anonymous No.8110054]

>>8110049
>made by a British lady for fictional British children
>"Stupid Amerifats!"

[Anonymous No.8110059]

Such a delicious thread. 10/10, would troll again.

[Anonymous No.8110106]

>>8110008
>wah delete dem mean bullies and rule breakers
>literally admits to off topic replying
???? help this beta anon appease his hambeast childish girlfriend or he won't get laid for a year

[Anonymous No.8110126]

>>8110106
>foreveralone.tiff

[Anonymous No.8110130]

>>8110106
>joey is love
>joey is life

WOOWOO WOOOWOO WOOWOW WOOO
>sage bish
>yes sage still works

[Anonymous No.8110133]

>>8110106
You sound jelly as fuck lmao. This is my first post on /ck/ btw so I guess that can be highlight of your life!

hahahaha

[Anonymous No.8110139]

OP, you're cute af for doing this
Good luck on your search

[Anonymous No.8110142]

>>8109620
29 yrs old here. It's fine. They just think they're in their early 20s, which was not that long ago anyway.

[Anonymous No.8110146]

>>8109694
bumpe de leche

[Anonymous No.8110182]

>>8109845

[Anonymous No.8110196]

>It's a shitposting thread

Thanks /lit/

OP, there's an unofficial HP recipe book they in Barnes and Noble for like 20 bucks; tons of good shit in there. Should be on s table with the rest of the HP merch.

[Anonymous No.8110209]

>>8109828
/b/tard detected

[Anonymous No.8110289]

>>8110031
It got bad

Really really cancerous, I'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.8110301]

>buy butterscotch beer
>throw in a shot of some cream based liquor
>top with whipped cream
Wa la

[Anonymous No.8110304]

Don't forget the birthday spanking, OP.

[Anonymous No.8110313]

>>8109714
You'd better not complain for the upcharges.

Goddamn working at Starbucks makes you have a vile disdain for Frappuccinos, especially special order. Because EBT has a workaround where you can buy cold beverages from Starbucks inside Krogers, so many multi-order Frappuccino orders that total over $20 that have 5+ syrups each are EBT.

[Anonymous No.8110497]

>>8109609
t. Kissless virgin

[Anonymous No.8110538]

>>8109600
next time don't mention you have a gf in a thread like this and you'll get much more helpful responses.

[Anonymous No.8110611]

>>8109794
beat me to it

[Anonymous No.8110632]

>harry potter themed birthday party
>27

how fat is she?

[Anonymous No.8110647]

>>8110632
> lesbian
> how fat?

Take your wildest guess.

[Anonymous No.8110939]

>>8110647
>if i repeat the same joke over and over someone will laugh
>r-right...?
>>8110632
She's not. Not all dorks are fat as fatasses. I know it bothers some of you True Forced Loneliness types, but many normal, attractive people have immature, nerdy, or silly interests.

[Anonymous No.8110959]

>>8109794

>I'm 73 years old

>implying that him stating the obvious that he is a sour old cunt is any better literature than a dumb childrens book

[Anonymous No.8110978]

>>8110939
>but many normal, attractive people have immature, nerdy, or silly interests.
Nobody here is bashing HP for being nerdy or silly, we're bashing it for being garbage.

[Anonymous No.8110984]

>>8110978
>hahaha look how cool I am!
>i'm making fun of children's books!

[Anonymous No.8111030]

>>8110984
Who's making fun? Just saying it's garbage for idiots. Nothing funny about that.

[Anonymous No.8111035]

>>8110984
>27 years old
>still obsessing over children's books
Just as bad as the Disney obsessed 20 year olds. Huge red flags.

[Anonymous No.8111047]

>>8109600
>big Harry Potter dork and is having a Harry Potter themed birthday
>she's turning 27

wow

[Anonymous No.8111049]

>>8111030
You actually think you're clever, don't you?
>>8111035
>>8111047
It's a birthday party. Last year it was a 90's theme. You mongs are more obsessed with this than she is.

[Anonymous No.8111058]

>>8111049
I'm not the one having a harry potter birthday party at 27 anon.

[Anonymous No.8111066]

>>8111049
>You actually think you're clever, don't you?
No. Don't see how saying a bad thing is bad can be construed as attempting to be clever. Simply pointing out the obvious.

[Anonymous No.8111090]

Well this was a terrible thread.

And not a single recipe was seen

[Anonymous No.8111097]

>>8111090
A bunch were posted. This is the most credible one >>8109882

[Anonymous No.8111121]

>>8111058
No, you're just the shitposter shitting up a cooking board with /b/ garbage. Maybe when you turn 15 you'll be a little more mature.
>>8111066
You're in the minority. If it was actually garbage there wouldn't be theme parks and giant movie franchises. There wouldn't be 100,000,000+ fans all over the world.
More people will see Fantastic Beasts, a spinoff movie, than will watch the next Super Bowl.

[Anonymous No.8111137]

>>8111121
>You're in the minority. If it was actually garbage there wouldn't be theme parks and giant movie franchises. There wouldn't be 100,000,000+ fans all over the world.
>More people will see Fantastic Beasts, a spinoff movie, than will watch the next Super Bowl.
Plebs gonna pleb. What else is new?

[Anonymous No.8111140]

>>8111121
Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good anon. Marketing plays a huge part in selling it to gullible goys.

[Anonymous No.8111142]

>>8111121
>quantity=quality
You need to read Guenon.

[Anonymous No.8111147]

>>8111121
did they strike a nerve? this party is really for you isnt it you kike.

[Anonymous No.8111150]

>>8111121
A friendly reminder that AoL was once a popular internet service provider that provided shit service and was no more easier to use than say Earthlink. Respect the power of group think.

[Anonymous No.8111156]

>>8111121
desu harry potter isn't very good but who fucking cares, nostalgia is a thing
lots of video games people have fond memories of are actually pretty broken in hindsight, it's the same shit
this entire thread was a shithole of /b/tard sperging though tbqh

[Anonymous No.8111158]

>>8111140
That's a moronic argument. It would only make sense if there was only 1 book, 1 movie, etc. But there were 7 books, 8 movies, TWO theme parks.
>>8111137
>>8111142
>pic related
>>8111147
>look mom i'm trolling 4chan
>>8111150
It was more attractive and simple than the competition at the time. Same reason a simply designed set of curtains will sell better than a set of curtains with a bunch of rainbow-colored flowers all over them and requiring some weird hanging method.

[Anonymous No.8111164]

>>8111158
>That's a moronic argument. It would only make sense if there was only 1 book, 1 movie, etc. But there were 7 books, 8 movies, TWO theme parks.
Are you retarded? The argument 'just because it's popular doesn't make it good' is not weakened by something simply being MORE popular.

[Anonymous No.8111170]

>>8109600
30 Rack of Beer
One Bottle Butterscotch Shnapps
2-4 2Ltr Bottles Cream Soda

Use less cream soda for a stronger drink

serve punch style in a huge tub or barrel

[Anonymous No.8111174]

If your taste in beverages is as pleb as your taste in books, then you can probably just melt a stick of butter in some keystone.

I'm sure your prole dyke slut of a gf will eat that shit up.

[Anonymous No.8111182]

>>8111164
Are YOU retarded? How could good marketing fool people 7 or 8 times in a row?
>>8111170
Mixing beer with liquor? Are you a savage?
And Butterbeer isn't BEER. Just like root beer.
>>8111174
Why are dipshits like you with no knowledge of or interest in the topic even clicking the thread, let alone shitposting in it?

[Anonymous No.8111187]

>>8111182
>Are YOU retarded? How could good marketing fool people 7 or 8 times in a row?
The issue isn't that people are being fooled, it's that plebs are consistently eating up garbage because they have no taste.

[Anonymous No.8111189]

>>8111187
That would have nothing to do with deceptive marketing, idiot. Are you just shitting on your keyboard?

[Anonymous No.8111190]

Butterbeer:

1 liter bleach
1 liter arsenic

Wa-la

[Anonymous No.8111200]

What the fuck is the appeal of HP to normalshits?

Hurr I'm harry potter i'm a bland loser. Hurr I'm ron I'm a fucking gay faggot loser. Hurr I'm hermioneeeeee I'm a know-it-all lesbo dyke nigger bitch. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.8111202]

>>8111200
>12 year old on 4chan:the post
Did you get kicked out of school for being too stupid?

[Anonymous No.8111204]

>>8111202
I'm currently doing an MS in genetics. I shitpost in between study breaks.

[Anonymous No.8111208]

>>8111204
Sure, anon. And I'm posting while shitting on Donald Trump's solid gold toilet.

[Anonymous No.8111212]

>>8111208
Why would I make up such a mundane lie? You realize getting an MS is extremely common these days, right? Undergrad is the new high school.

[Anonymous No.8111213]

>>8111212
But you're an underage dipshit.

[Anonymous No.8111218]

>>8111213
If I were underage, why would I be annoyed by HP? I wouldn't care about it because nobody in my cohort would care about it.

[Ꭺnonymous No.8111223]

>>8109755
>not wanting to do everything for the people you love
bluh?

[Anonymous No.8111226]

>>8111218
But why are you annoyed by Harry Potter? Are you such a pathetic loser that other people enjoying things you don't like bothers you to so much that you have to shitpost whenever you see anything Harry Potter?

[Anonymous No.8111227]

>>8111226
Yes.

[Anonymous No.8111236]

>>8111227
Are you studying genetics to understand why people with fully functioning brains hate you?

[Anonymous No.8111258]

>>8111236
Just following my dreams, anon.

[Anonymous No.8111269]

>>8111258
Even autists have dreams? Who knew?

[Anonymous No.8111331]

>>8111182
>Are YOU retarded? How could good marketing fool people 7 or 8 times in a row?

You tell me, anon.

[Anonymous No.8111399]

/lit/ cross poster here.

Stop it /b/. Please, you're embarrassing. Give the man his butterbeer recipe and move on. There are at least 3 Potter and children's lit hate threads there a week for you to post this shit.

/ck/ has been garbage the past few months.

[Anonymous No.8111479]

>>8109714
This guy's pretty much on the right track went with my girlfriend to the london studio's tour and just asked the "barrista" there what was in it. He basically said just a malty soda with some sort of harder caramell/coffee liquor like crème on top. It is no way a type of coffee though.

[Anonymous No.8111500]

>>8109600(OP)
I always imagined it a slightly boozy butterscotch.

Fanta, Cuba Caramel and then a bit of scotch.

[Anonymous No.8111609]

>>8111331
Only 4 of the Star Wars movies are shitty.

[Anonymous No.8111634]

>>8111399
you are such a faggot holy shit all you're missing is the tripcode

do you really think you're the only person on this site who uses multiple boards? the fact that you consider one board your "main" board makes you an even bigger autist than the /b/tards you insult

try reddit

[Anonymous No.8111649]

ITT: OP has her period.

[Anonymous No.8111659]

>>8111399
> HURR LIT HAR GUIZZ DURRR

Fuck off back to your containment area, aspie.

[Anonymous No.8111660]

>>8111609
>only 4
>57% of the series

I hate the star wars movies most people like but even by your own admission only 43% of star wars isn't shit. That's an F-

[Anonymous No.8111681]

All I know is that at Universal they make the foam at top as like a butterscotch cool whip you add on top afterwards.

[Anonymous No.8111683]

>>8111634
Says the autist that is sperging out about sub-par children's literature for over 24 hours on a butterbeer thread on a cooking board

>le reddit gb2 meme
How old are you?
>>8111659
Again, you were the one who started this pitiful shit fest to begin with for some strange superiority complex.

But keep up the good fight if it keeps you from killing yourself each day. That's good.

[Anonymous No.8111729]

>>8109849

>I'm a fool for not doing the same.

You're a fool for thinking you could, there was a ton of coming of age fantasy series out there already. Pure chaos effect started the ball rolling, smart marketing kept it rolling.

[Anonymous No.8111745]

>>8111269
Not all do.

[Anonymous No.8111757]

>>8111683
> dat butt mad

[Anonymous No.8111978]

>>8109794

At least it's not The Hunger Games Mr. Copypasta.

[Anonymous No.8111990]

>>8111683
> wahhh waaah bawww mah feels

You're still not in your containment area, aspie fuck. Trot along.

[Anonymous No.8111993]

>>8109723
Holy fuck lereddit is strong today.

[Anonymous No.8112130]

>>8111649
Why do you keep bumping the thread with the same jokes?
>>8111757
Truly a master ruseman at work.

[Anonymous No.8112140]

>>8111681
...no they don't. It's just foam, nothing like whipped topping. You might thinking of the Butterbeer flavored clotted cream dessert you can get there.

[Anonymous No.8112144]

>>8112130
> implying
I've only ever saged this abortion of a train-wreck 'thread'.

Post more tears.

[Anonymous No.8112164]

>>8109600
Drink pic related and pretend its Ogden's Firewhiskey. You could put dry ice in something to make it smoke/fog or whatever for that magic feel.

[Anonymous No.8112235]

>>8109600
>Harry Potter themed birthday
>she's turning 27, not 12
27 stones?

[Anonymous No.8112264]

>>8112144

[Anonymous No.8112436]

>>8112164
Cinnamon flavored whiskey is a shit meme. Flavored whiskey in general is a shit meme.

[Anonymous No.8112731]

>>8109600
My friends all literally just put Hershey's Butterscotch with vanilla root beer same difference and lot cheaper

[Anonymous No.8112735]

>>8112731
She knows that, she just wants attention with her shitposting /lit/ thread.

[Anonymous No.8112826]

>>8109826
Harry Potter is commercial fiction, not literary. It was written to be profound or thought provoking, it was written for kids who wanted to immerse their imaginations into something.
It's beyond me why any of you try to argue whether or not Harry Potter is a "good" book when you're critiquing it as if it were written for literary purposes. Of course it's going to be a bad book if you look at it from that way.

[Anonymous No.8112836]

>>8112826
Wasn't*
And God, just reading through some of these responses are so pompous I cringed

[Anonymous No.8112861]

>>8109600
Aside from the shitposting in this thread I'm interested in doing this for my wife since she is a really big fan.

The thread may have been done better if the subject were about food/drink derived from Fiction. Even if I were not privy to the content I'm always interested in surprising my friends.

Oddly enough we can talk about our stupid destructive fucking drinking habits here but fuck me if someone talks about a gay sounding fictional drink regardless of the story it came from.

[Anonymous No.8113063]

>>8112731
It's really not the same.
>>8112735
>she
Repeating the same stupid joke over and over doesn't make it less stupid. It makes YOU more stupid.
>>8112826
>>8112836
The worst part about the pompous critiques of Harry Potter as though it were heralded as the new 'War And Peace' is that almost all of it is made up. The elderly copypasta in this thread is full of BS, and so is all the rest. The Harry Potter series is just a good YA fiction series that a shitload of people grew up on and that got more mature as the readers did.
>>8112861
Try #1 here(last on the list):
http://wizardingworldpark.com/butterbeer-recipes/
I've tried 5 different ones on the last few days and this one is definitely the closest to what they sell at the parks. It's not exactly right because it has dairy in it, but it tastes pretty much spot on. The best way to serve it is to chill it in the freezer until it just starts to get slushy on top and around the sides, then mix it up. It tastes better chilled than warm.

[Anonymous No.8113258]

>>8109600
>My girlfriend is a big Harry Potter dork


>overweight gf
>/ck/

Checks out.

[Anonymous No.8114127]

>>8111158
I love Harry Potter! :D :D :D It's fun to watch how come you don't like??? lol oh crap maybe that makes me a pleb or a cuck or whatever other word you going to reiterate

[Anonymous No.8114283]

>>8114127
...you quoted the wrong post.

[Anonymous No.8114534]

>>8109824
>We know butterbeer was non-alcoholic
Then how did Winky get shitfaced on it after crouch sacked her?

[Anonymous No.8114541]

>>8113258
kek. love how you put that connection together

[Anonymous No.8114552]

>>8114541
Stop bumping your shit thread, faggot.

[Anonymous No.8114590]

>>8114552
Why would that be the OP, you colossal fucking homo?

[Anonymous No.8114631]

>>8114552
your a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.8114648]

>>8114631
*You're

[Anonymous No.8114664]

>>8114648
you're a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.8114667]

>>8109600
Why any adult would want to consume this beverage is beyond me, but here's a suggestion:

1 part weak mass marketed amerifag beer
1 part corn syrup
1part honey
1 mart melted butterscotch

Mix well, chill, drink and wretch until your eyeballs pop out.

[Anonymous No.8114674]

>>8111182
see >>8114667
>Why are dipshits like you with no knowledge of or interest in the topic even clicking the thread, let alone shitposting in it?

[Anonymous No.8114680]

you /orlandofag/ OP?

never had the one from universal but I would try something with condensed milk, melted butterscotch and maybe guinness or a similar beer. it would be pretty hard to get drunk off that though, maybe add rumchata or bailey's.

[Anonymous No.8114684]

>>8114667
See >>8111182
>Why are dipshits like you with no knowledge of or interest in the topic even clicking the thread, let alone shitposting in it?

[Anonymous No.8114689]

>>8114680
Hollywood. I live in West Hollywood so it's just a short drive to Studio City.

[Anonymous No.8114717]

>>8109849
yeah sure and abstract art is so simply a baby could do it and so on.

[Anonymous No.8114741]

>>8111066
i think the point is nobody cares about your opinion that the books are bad. it's like going to a party to complain that the music is bad. the thread is about a drink from the book series for christs sake.

[Anonymous No.8114956]

>>8109882
Anyone thinking of giving this a try will probably want to rethink it. It's fucking disgusting. It's bitter, sickly sweet and eggy, but in waves, not all at once.

[Anonymous No.8115097]

Having skimmed much but read some of this thread I have a theory. OP is ok to be having a HP themed party for his significant other. I'm older than 27 and I had a Star Wars themed party last year... so what? People came, food and drink was shared and a good time was had. Here's my theory. Everyone bitching and whining and crying and shitposting into their phones/laptops/keyboard are single, angry, wankers who have no social skills whatsoever and are doomed to spend the rest of their twisted little, pointless lives doing more of the same on any thread that upsets them. OP to you I say, spoil your wife/gf whatever and have a fucking good party. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.8115154]

>>8115097
>autism speaks

[Anonymous No.8115158]

Having skimmed much but read some of this thread I have a theory. OP is ok to be having a children's party for his big girlfriend. I'm older than 37 and I had a My Little Pony themed party last year... so what? People came, reddit gold and memes were shared and a good time was had. Here's my theory. Everyone bitching and whining and crying and shitposting into their phones/laptops/keyboard are single, angry, wankers who have no social skills whatsoever and are doomed to spend the rest of their twisted little, pointless lives doing more of the same on any thread that upsets them. OP to you I say, spoil your big girlfriend and have a fucking good children's birthday party. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.8115305]

>>8115154
What a reasoned, biting retort. 10/10 good sir.

[Anonymous No.8115442]

>>8114684
You asked for a recipe, I gave you one, and you shit on my post. I brew my own beer, you 10 year-old womanchild, and it was my best guess at what that monstrosity would be, as well as the pic depicting the look on your face after drinking whatever other retarded recipe for a comic book drink you happened to stumble over.

Why don't you ask for a recipe for the elven bread from Tolkien, you simpering faggot.

[Anonymous No.8115459]

>>8115442
>just because i posted dumb shit and made fun of you doesn't mean you can be a meanie head to me, f-faggot...!

[Anonymous No.8115475]

>>8115158
Reported for brony bullshit.

Not even vaguely surprised the likes of you and a Potter dyke would be found in the same sewer.

[Anonymous No.8115496]

>>8115459
> I'm a butthurt dyke an' imma postin'

Stand clear. Heavy diesel passing through.

[Anonymous No.8115520]

>>8115496
>same stupid joke that no one laughed at, over and over
Hasn't school already started back up? Why is it so summer in here?

[Anonymous No.8115533]

>>8109600
>My girlfriend. . . .

Guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.8115540]

>>8115520
> imma dyke still postin'>>8115533

[Anonymous No.8115601]

>>8115305
>10/10 good sir
>autism continues to speak

[Anonymous No.8115632]

>>8114534
shit got retconned?

maybe they have alcoholic and non-alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.8115740]

>>8115540
see >>8115520
>>8115601
So just everyone is autistic?
>>8115632
Butterbeer has just a tiny amount of alcohol(hence why kids can drink it) but it's extremely potent to elves.

[Anonymous No.8115755]

>>8115540
>image.jpg
Of course the worst shitposter is on mobile.

[Anonymous No.8117624]

Boo

[Anonymous No.8118107]

this thread is a joke

[Anonymous No.8118783]

>>8109600
You should have just asked for the butterbeer recipe without mentioning your gf and her birthday.

Most of 4chan is forever alone males who get triggered at the idea of someone being in a relationship. Best to avoid the subjects altogether. Take this thread as a lesson.

[Anonymous No.8119615]

>>8118783
Clearly.
Dredd 2 when?

[Anonymous No.8120033]

>>8109600
>Butterbeer
that's some fucking wisconsin shit right there

[Anonymous No.8120371]

Pour pint of bud light
Add 1 tbsp butter
Microwave on high for 2 minutes

[Anonymous No.8120387]

Go to Cracker Barrel.

Buy a bunch of bottles of Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer. It's good shit, not sure if it's officially licensed HP stuff or not but I've seen it at dozens of HP-themed events. It tastes like a butterscotch cream soda, which is more or less what I'd always imagined Butterbeer to taste like.

[Anonymous No.8120924]

>>8109600
Maybe I'm just low on bloodsugar, but does this fucking glass in front of her get more empty every time this shitfest gets posted?

[Anonymous No.8120934]

Buy a beer of your liking
Mix with batter
Deep fry in butter

There, you have made yourself some butterbeer

[Anonymous No.8121187]

>>8120387
This is a great idea, you could possibly add vanilla or whipped cream vodka to those if you are wanting something alcoholic

[Anonymous No.8121247]

>2016
>thinking that Harry Potter it is still a thing

[Anonymous No.8121323]

>>8109883
>>8109865
You guys don't have much fun in life do you? Honestly lighten up, they're kids books purely for some cute escapism. They're not philosophical tomes that you seem to require to enjoy words.

[Anonymous No.8121327]

>>8111236
underated post

[Anonymous No.8121334]

>>8121323
I'm not the guy you're replying to but I had the same reaction as >>8109865. I heard about the books, started reading, got a few chapters in and then said fuck this and stopped reading it.

>>much fun in life
I do plenty of fun & silly shit. I simply didn't find the books appealing in the slightest. I'm not claiming the books are somehow beneath me, I'm just saying I didn't find them entertaining or meaningful in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.8121359]

>>8121334
This is a much more reasonable and adult stance to take though.

Some people have the capacity to both not like something and not be a dick about it, rather than implying anyone who finds joy in said thing is dumb. You're clearly the former.

[Anonymous No.8121374]

>>8109882

>you need to add butter because the beverage contains butter in the name

Stupid.

[Anonymous No.8121382]

>>8121359
>rather than implying anyone who finds joy in said thing is dumb

I think that happens more in the mind of the reader of the comments rather than the poster.

[Anonymous No.8121386]

>>8121374

I think it makes perfect sense to use butter in the dish given that it's in the name. If not butter then something that gives a similar buttery taste.

[Anonymous No.8121445]

>>8121359
read
>>8109865

At the very least there's an air of elitism.

[Anonymous No.8121671]

>>8109600
So did we ever get any good recipes or did this just become some shitty /lit/ thread.

[Anonymous No.8121694]

>>8121386

There's no beer in root beer Anon you stupid fuck.

There's no ham in hamburger either you gluttonous baboon.

>Drinking liquidized butter

Americans

[Anonymous No.8121721]

>>8109703
>this is pretty autistic tho
it's called normal, you wouldn't know
neither would I

[Anonymous No.8121747]

>>8121721
>27 year old wanting a children's themed birthday party is normal
>27 year old wants a birthday party in general is normal

if you're 27 and doing anything other than having some family/friends over for drinks and/or dinner or going out for said drinks and/or dinner you're a fucking autistic manchild and need to get a grip

[Anonymous No.8121917]

>>8109794
Goddamn it /lit/. Stay on your containment board.

[Anonymous No.8122019]

>>8121247
>2016
>the year new Harry Potter movies start
>but Harry Potter isn't a thing any more
Full retard.

[Anonymous No.8122028]

>>8121694
Both versions, the fictional and the real-world inspiration, are British, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.8122162]

>>8109600
>27 year old woman you aren't married to wants a harry potter themed birthday
>wants a fucking themed birthday at all at 27 and expects you to set it up
RUN BEFORE YOU GET HER PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.8122190]

>>8122162
>you have no choice in any matter once you're married
What? Are you a 90 year old cuck?

[Anonymous No.8122450]

>>8122190
If it's his wife, it can be construed as a cute thing he's doing for a girl he's committed the rest of his life to because he wants to help her feel like a kid again. Even then it's still weird. Hosting a child's birthday party for a almost 30 year old women you're only fucking dating is insanity.

[Anonymous No.8122470]

>>8122450
>If it's his wife, it can be construed as a cute thing he's doing for a girl he's committed the rest of his life to because he wants to help her feel like a kid again
You are really quite stupid.

[Anonymous No.8122537]

>>8109714

As someone that works at Starbucks I fucking hate people like you.

[Anonymous No.8122569]

>>8122450
True. As soon as a woman i was dating started talking about wanting to sample some fantasy, comic book drink or food, I would run very quikly to any country which would allow me to change my identity.

[Anonymous No.8122723]

>>8122537
>works at Starbucks
>hates anyone but himself
You deserve all of it.

[Anonymous No.8122869]

Just get some A&W cream soda. Your gf won't give it a second thought.

[Anonymous No.8123034]

>>8109845
is that duck alright?

[Anonymous No.8123083]

>>8123034
no that duck is alight

[Anonymous No.8123229]

>>8123083

[Anonymous No.8123248]

>>8123083

[Anonymous No.8123365]

>>8109600
Why don't you just go down to Hogsmead and ask the bartender what's in them.

[Anonymous No.8123460]

>>8109600
If she doesn't let you do anal you're putting in way too much effort

[Anonymous No.8123503]

>>8123365
Didnt get my permission slip filled out

[Anonymous No.8123525]

I love this thread. This is even better than "what do I cook for a girl coming over?" threads which always bring me back here.
For some reason, there are tons of women around that age that are really autistic about Harry Potter. Ive never read any of it or seen any of the movies, but the other day I was at the mall and a cashier had a huge pagan looking tattoo on her shoulder and I just assumed it was because shes "like 1 tenth native american and irish" or some stupid shit. But when my girlfriend saw it she says "Is that from Harry Potter???" "Yeah! I love Harry Potter!" my gf is also 27 btw.
I cringed just at that...I feel bad for OP hes gonna subject himself to this. what a guy. Id say buy Blue Moon in one of those half kegs or something similar and label it whatever you want. I cant imagine some other fesible way to produce this drink for a party for more than a few people.

[Anonymous No.8123559]

For a party and to serve crowds and keep it festive, I would consider a punchbowl, with some dry ice for smoking foam, kind of witches brew butter beer idea. Put in some previously chilled cold 2L of cream soda, and some creamy butterscotch ice cream. Feel free to freeze a block of your own idea for the ice cream, such as vanilla ice cream or salted caramel ice cream, frozen butterscotch pudding. with some bits of spice (chai tea, or some nutmeg, almond milk, etc) or frozen butterscotch candies in blocks of milk (just to keep the drink cold).
OR A pitcher of the butterscotchy slurry "mix" in the fridge, syrups and whatnot, and just add cream soda and club soda for the fizz, to serve. Adding soda to something sightly creamy adds a huge amount of fizz.

[Anonymous No.8124628]

>>8109600
try google

[Anonymous No.8124642]

Will this be the first /ck/ thread in ages to reach the bump limit?

[Anonymous No.8124655]

>melt butter
>put into beer

how is this hard???

[Anonymous No.8125142]

>>8124655
Apparently it's not as hard as coming up with original material. You've got to be the 6th idiot to make that same joke.