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Anonymous Tue Jun 14 17:25:38 2016 No.7781010 [Reply] [Original]

Hello friends, time for another episode of me penetrating objects that are meant to be in your mouth; I Fuck Food.

Food Item #2: Marshmallows you said, and I listened! Congrats to the anon who suggested this, I had a lot of them.

Preparation: 10/10(Easy!) Get about 8-10 medium marshmallows and put then in a medium sized cup or glass. Slap it in the microwave for 10-20 seconds til desired warmth, then let it cool. Careful, I didn't let mine cool and I burnt my dick with marshmallow. It didn't feel-good at all.

Stealth: 7/10 You can do this if you live with people and they are home, provided that you are quick. The air pockets will make some noise, but it's minimal. like always dispose of it in your bathroom. Also the marshmallow smell will mask your cum scent.

Session: 2/10 Very sticky, but a dry sticky. If your dick can handle heat, then pop it out of the microwave and fuck it immediately. It takes a while to cum to this too, which is a letdown. Just keep fucking until the end, and don't give up.

Orgasm: 5/10 A complete letdown of what I thought it was going to be. I thought my orgasm was going to be a supernova and my seed would make a marshmallow man baby to take on the feminist Ghostbusters and smash their matriarchy. It's better than just using your hands, though.

Cleanup: 0/10 This is hard if you live alone, I just take a wet washcloth and wipe the marshmallow off my dick, throw the cloth in the washing machine or just take a shower. Cleaning the glass is the hard part. If you live with people, hide that stuff and wait till they leave. Then do as I said above.

Overall experience: 3/10 Dry sticky, hard to use, and hurts to clean off your dick. Don't try unless you're very patient.

Thanks for reading! Here's the picture. Hope you enjoyed. Suggest what food I fuck next down in the comments.

NOTE TO MODS: I have read through the rules of /ck/ and the global rules and I am in no violation of them. Don't remove my post, or I make 2 per day. Thanks.

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