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Hello /ck/!

I see that there's a lot of different recipes for ramen on here, and that there's a lot of chefs that know their stuff. I'm not really a professional chef, but I'd like to share my recipe on here for others to use.

I call it "sweet sundae ramen" first, you start off with any flavor of ramen, as long as it's the maruchan brand.

>> No.5664984

>>5664981
I'm at the edge of my seat OP

>> No.5664989

>>5664984
OP here, might be quite a wait. I have to process my images.

>> No.5664992

>>5664989
Pls hurry up, I need to get up to go to work in 6 hours and I am staying up for this

>> No.5664999
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>>5664992
Sorry about that!

Ok, of course, step one of all ramen, add water. It doesn't have to be fancy water or at any temperature. Just plain room temperature tap water is all I used for this.

>> No.5665000
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Step two, put ramen in microwave on high for 4 minutes. While you're waiting grab the other ingredients and throw out the packaging INCLUDING THE SPICE PACKET (this is why we used maruchan, because they have the spice packet on the side).

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Ok, here's all the ingriedients I use:

>food coloring
>sprinkles
>nut topping or any crushed nut
>marshmallows
>magic shell chocolate
>banana
>homemade fudge
>poptart
>peppermint flavoring
>hot fudge
>caramel
>vanilla pudding
>frosting (not pictured)
>whipped cream (not pictured)

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5665015

Is anyone in the thread?

Anyway, once the ramen is done cooking, drain the water out completely.

>> No.5665017

>>5665015
I'm here, you disgusting excuse for a human

>> No.5665018
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I guess I forgot timestamp. Its a little late now but you can match the countertops.

>> No.5665021
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lurking

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>>5665017
I'm glad to hear at least one person is reading this!

First, I'll start off with the peppermint flavoring. You just have to add a few drops.

>> No.5665024

>>5665017
sometimes i would consider this shitposting, but this anon is in no way incorrect. OP is pig disgusting.

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>>5665023

>> No.5665027

>>5665010
wtf

>> No.5665033

are you australia?

>> No.5665034
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I get this might not be everyone's cup of tea.. but I promise it's great, and everyone I make it for loves it.

Next step, I added blue food coloring. You can add any color but I find yellow useless, and green makes it look moldy.

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>>5665033
Shit I meant AM. Should I repost a new timestamp?

Anyway, next step is add honey. I use about a tablespoon.

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>>5665036
What the hell m8

>> No.5665040
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what the fuck is happening in this thread? Why am I hungry.

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Next I add caramel. I think this is my favorite ingredient, so I tend to add a lot whenever I make this.

>> No.5665044

>>5664981
For science plz post moar.

>> No.5665047

why would you do this

what the fuck

>> No.5665048

>>5665043
what the fuck is going on why do i like it

>> No.5665051
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Next is hot fudge! This is the stuff that gives it TONs of flavor.

>> No.5665054

i like this thead... but i hate whoever is responsible...

>> No.5665057
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Next is the homemade fudge.. I don't really have the recipe for it right now, but you just take a tablespoon and add it in.

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>>5665057
You're a sick fuck but I like what I see.

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>>5665057
But wait! You microwave it for 20 seconds so the fudge melts.

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>>5665057

>> No.5665065

My mind is telling me no...but my body...

>> No.5665067
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Stir the melted fudge and then add your nuts.

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>>5665057
I dunno about this...

>> No.5665069

Oh my god it's going to look like worms swimming in thick shit water please dont

>> No.5665071

jesus christ

>> No.5665073

>>5665065
mah BODY's tellin me yeeeyHiss

>> No.5665075
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Some people don't like this, so this is optional, but I like adding a poptart to it for that extra sweetness and a little bit of crumble.

>> No.5665078

Holy shit why

>> No.5665080
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>>5665075
Now crush it up and stir it.

>> No.5665081

You know, I am starting to think this could be pretty good.

Think about it, if you imagine the two tastes, it does give an appealing effect when you combine them

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>>5665080

>> No.5665085

>>5665081
It's not even two tastes, just a sundae with green noodles

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>>5665080

>> No.5665087
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>>5665081
Thank you! I'm glad to hear some positive feedback. It's really delicious.

Now I add the pudding, because it's getting a little thick, so the pudding makes the noodles slip around easier.

>> No.5665089
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5665089

>this concoction

>> No.5665090

OP stream yourself eating that

>> No.5665096
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Next I peeled the banana. It's best to have the banana blended, but I don't want to dirty any more dishes, so I'll mash it inside the bowl with the chopsticks.

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Then you add the marshmallows. OPTIONAL: Cook in microwave on high for 30 seconds to melt the marshmallows. I did not do that this time.

>> No.5665103

OP you're a madman

i like you

>> No.5665108
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Did the thread die?

Add a bunch of mini or regular sized chocolate chips. I don't prefer microwaving these because then you won't have a nice crunch in there.

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>>5665096
>banana

>> No.5665111
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>>5665096
>>5665101

>> No.5665113

OP is clinically insane

>> No.5665114
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How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts to begin questioning its existance

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5665117

This looks fantastic, except for the mint. Can I add almond extract instead?

>> No.5665118

>>5665114

>oh god not again, what did I do to deserve this fate

>> No.5665119

>>5665108
>Did the thread die?

No mate. /vp/ is watching your every move. Can you eat it on stream?

>> No.5665122

do I have to use chopsticks to make this?

>> No.5665124
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Next is the frosting! Any flavor works, I just used what I have... blue raspberry!

>> No.5665125

>>5665117
no

use mint

mint is the secret ingredient

>> No.5665126

i'm on the edge of my seat here!

>> No.5665128
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>>5665124
YOU CROSSED THE LINE

>> No.5665130

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PUDDING

>> No.5665131

i think the corndog guy should feed his friend this shit instead

>> No.5665134

>>5665124
OP here, my mouse stopped working. There will be a short delay in the thread while I fix this.

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>>5665124
Fucking blue Raspberry? What're you doing? This is only going to end in disaster.

>> No.5665139

>>5665124

Sweet christ how much sugar are you dumping on this poor ramen

>> No.5665141

>>5665128
what fucking line

he's so over the line you can't even see it if you look back

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>>5665125
Mint is gross with chocolate.

>> No.5665143

>>5665131
HAHAHA

>> No.5665146

>>5665142
Eat a cunt.

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>>5665134
Ok I'm stupid! I fixed the mouse.

Add an oreo as a garnish. I forgot to list this in the ingredients btw.

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>>5665142
REALLY?

YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE TASTE?

>> No.5665151

>>5665148
>forgot to list this in the ingredients
YOU FOOL WE NEEDED PREPARATION

>> No.5665152

>>5665151
REad the thread

>> No.5665153
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Add a dollop of whipped cream!

>> No.5665155

>>5665153
are you going to eat this?

>> No.5665156

I hope you eat this OP.

If this abomination isn't going down your gullet then it's just a waste of perfectly good ramen.

>> No.5665159

>>5665153

You know what this needs? Sprinkles.

That's right, we're breaking the mold and adding our own shit now.

>> No.5665160

>>5665153
I'd add a spoon of sugar on top as well. Try it OP! It'll make it more delicious.

>> No.5665161
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Like any sundae, add sprinkles! This is any kids favorite part.

>> No.5665162

>>5665156
Can you even call it ramen at this point?

>> No.5665164

>>5665153
to give it that MUCH NEEDED SUBTLETY

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>>5665161
>This is any kids favorite part.
The children are dead at this point

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Here's the finished product! You can also add a cherry on top, but I ran out of them.

>> No.5665170

Dust it with powdered sugar to be fancy.

>> No.5665172

>>5665169
i'm glad it's over

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>>5665169
Now is the part you eat it on stream

>> No.5665174

eat it

>> No.5665175
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>>5665172
IT HAS ONLY BEGUN

>> No.5665176
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CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS

>> No.5665178

I bet you stole this recipe from Paula Dean.

>> No.5665179
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Here's me eating it, excuse my ugly self and that it was taken off my phone. Delicious! I wish I could share it with you all.

>> No.5665180

sad part is that OP isn't going to even eat it

he'll dump it, clean the bowl, show a thumbs up and pawn it off as if he ate the abomination.

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>>5665179

>> No.5665184

>>5665180
EAT YOUR FUCKIGN CROW, NERD

>> No.5665185

>>5665179
>fatty
figures

>> No.5665186
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>>5665179
Don't die OP

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>>5665169

>> No.5665189
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>>5665179
IT'S HAPPENING

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>>5665179
>>5665180
HERE'S ME EATING MY OWN WORDS

I LOVE YOU, OP

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>>5665179

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>>5665179
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.5665194

>>5665150
Yes. that sounds fantastic without mint.

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>>5665179

>> No.5665204

OP here, it's super delicious, but I should have melted the marshmallows. I'm sorry I can't stream me eating this because I don't want to show my face. Sorry!

>> No.5665208

>>5665204
We already know you're a grill OP. Or maybe a well-manicured man.

>> No.5665209

>>5665204
I hope you die in a diabetic coma and your monstrous creation is used to ban all sweet things forever.

None of the rest of us are allowed to have any.

You've taken that from us.

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Halfway there.. yummy, but with all sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha.

>> No.5665212

>>5665204
You... you make this fucking pile of toxic waste and you don't want to stream you eating it because you don't want to show your face?
How do you have a sliver of shame left?

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>>5665209
>None of the rest of us

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>>5665208
Haha, yes I am a grill. I won't deny that.

Here's the best stuff to wash this down with!

>> No.5665219

>>5665211
That just means you are having a stroke haha nothing to worry about

>> No.5665220

Cool poorfag barf-salad recipe.
Some instant ramen packs without seasoning, add some finely, chopped onions, pour over with mayon, mix and let stay. Tastes nourishing.

>> No.5665223

>>5665217
>bear naked
>naked
I feel naked looking at this thread.

>> No.5665225

>>5665211
fuck you op!!!! now i want i fuckin ice cream sundae with pop tarts!

>> No.5665234
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All finished! Thank you for everyone in the thread who followed my recipe! I hope everyone tries this because it really is super delicious and all my friends love it too!

>> No.5665235

>>5665234
ur one krazie grill

>> No.5665237

moot pls ban OP if you're there

>> No.5665239

>>5665234
>all my friends love it too!

Jesus Christ, you mean you fed this thing to other people?

>> No.5665245
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>>5665234
Well
This was quite the thread.

>> No.5665247

>>5665211
It looks like some weird amalgam of mexican and asian

>> No.5665248
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>>5665179
I'm in tears

>> No.5665250

>yfw OP didn't actually eat it, she just put noodles in her mouth for the picture and then selectively put the rest in the trash

>> No.5665252
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Is OP the new queen of /ck/?

>> No.5665254

mods pls sticky

>> No.5665256
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well I didn't have much better to do

>> No.5665257

>>5665256
wait fuck, paint snipped the end off. one second, i need to make this a two parter obviously

>> No.5665258
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OP what country are you from?

>> No.5665260

ya know in the end, I don't care if OP really ate it or not, I laughed the entire way down the comments so thanks OP

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>>5665257
>>5665256
seems not, i was just retarded the first time

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>>5665261
Thanks, anon.

OP, pls answer >>5665258 and also do you 240 blaze it fggt

>> No.5665268

>>5665217
Why would you taint the delicate flavour of aloe vera juice by pairing it with a mountain of microwaved fake sugar?

>> No.5665272

>>5665258
OP here, United States.
>>5665267
No blazing it here, pal.

>> No.5665273

I would eat this. But I don't see the point f green colouring when you're just gonna make it black with chocolate anyway

>>5665122
Yes, this is authentic Asian cuisine dickhead

>> No.5665279

>>5665146
You need to work on your insults
>>5665156
And a thousand other ingredients, but you worry about a 50c packet of dried carbs. What a weeb
>>5665217
So r u fat?

>> No.5665280

>>5665247
That also describes my dream woman (Filipinos don't count)

>> No.5666066

So is anyone going to attempt to recreate this masterpiece?

>> No.5666116

HEY GUYS I feel like I'm missing the point here.
Is this supposed to be awful? I mean, it's not like he baked a cake with baking soda, or added mayo or mustard or something that would make this completely uneatable.
It's essentially just ice cream and cake fixings on entirely neutral noodles.
Sure, it will probably give you diabetes, and from a presentation standpoint, it's awful looking, but the ingredients and combinations in and of themselves aren't offensive.
So what gives?

>> No.5666154

>>5666116
It's sugar-loaded like crazy and looks awful, that's on top of it being a weird combination.

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god bless you hue

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>>5664981
>maruchan
>not top ramen

Pleb as fuck

>> No.5666628

>>5665179
Dude are you 12 years old

>> No.5666632

>>5665234
You're one of those LAWL SO RANDUMB bitches aren't you

Disgusting

>> No.5666633

>>5666154
The only weird thing are the noodles, but ramen noodles by themselves are somewhat flavorless r-right?
Someone else make this I'm interested but don't have any ramen.

>> No.5666635

>>5666632
no

>> No.5666636

>>5666116
>he

>> No.5666640

>>5666635
don't lie

>> No.5666644

>>5666640
who, me?

>> No.5666655

>>5665080
That looks foul, OP.

>> No.5666656

OP ate my last ramen

>> No.5666673

Why has god forsaken us

>> No.5666952

I died a little reading this great thread.

>> No.5666986

>>5665010
FUCK YES

>> No.5667260
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>>5666619
Sapporo Ichiban master race reporting.

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5667362

NIssin is obviously the best

>> No.5667402

>>5665258
She is maybe Korean because of >>5665217 pic which you can buy at a Korean store.
Very sad.

>> No.5667409

>>5667402
Those are not exclusive to Korean stores. Many Asian supermarkets and even some western ones stock them.

>> No.5667450

>>5665272
>OP here, United States.

I was really hoping you wouldn't say that.

>> No.5667773

>>5667450
Are we really surprised though?

>> No.5667804

Oh yuck... I love sweet stuff but this just looks too sweet and too blobby in texture. I dunno man.

>> No.5667869

too salty for me

>> No.5667875

The poptarts make it too salty.

>> No.5667976
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this is the most beautiful thread I've seen in years. i puked in my mouth, and that still probably tastes better than OP's glorious abomination

>> No.5668072

>>5664981
HOLY FUCK SHIT NIGGER WAT ARE U DOING?!

>> No.5668076
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this look like breakfast spaghetti ramen edition

>> No.5668077

Somebody archive this shit

>> No.5668079

>>5668077
they already did you stupid fuck read the thread

>> No.5668080

>>5667362
Love that stuff.
I remember when there was a phase were Nissin didn't fry their instant noodles to make it "healthier" or something like that. Dropped it like a rock until a couple months later when they stopped that shit.

>> No.5668083

>>5668077
>archiving anything from a worthless whore
Pig disgusting, get some self-respect

>> No.5668145

>>5667260
It literally means number one.

>> No.5668883

call the police

>> No.5668905
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>>5665023

>> No.5668940

How fat are you op? /fit/ would like to know.

>> No.5669088

>>5665124
I HAVE DIABETES AND CANCER BECAUSE OF YOU!

>> No.5669095

I got a chicken carcass, some yellow chicken gob I took from the pan after roasting said chicken, carrots, potatoes and spring onions.

Can I make some kind of soup with this?

>> No.5669119

How fat are you OP?

>> No.5669122

>>5669095
Yes

>> No.5669133

>>5669122

Teach me, wise one.

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5669147

This entire fucking thread.

Nate a shit

>> No.5669154

>>5669122

plz

>> No.5669155

>see ramen image in op
>"oh great another.. wait what's this"

thread did not disappoint

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>> No.5669309
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5669309

Everything can be summed up by my picture.

>> No.5670613

>>5669133
>>5669154

Do a version of this. You won't get much meat off your carcass but whatever.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/homemade-chicken-soup/

>> No.5670758

This thread is still up. MODS PLEASE SAVE THREAD THIS IS GOLDEN.

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>>5665234
Hell no. Fuckin abomination.

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>>5665179
You fucking madman.

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>>5665179

NOT EVEN THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS

>> No.5670814

It looks good.

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>>5665169
>>5665179

Thanks OP.

>> No.5670847

I'm legitimately interested in how this would taste. I don't have the ingredients required, but if someone other than OP does, please do this and report how it would actually taste

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5670886

>Next I peeled the banana.

>> No.5670893

>>5664981
>"as long as it's the maruchan brand."

nope

>> No.5670963

THANK YOU OP, I HAVE NOT HAD A LAUGH THIS GOOD IN A FEW DAYS.

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5670977

Thanks for the recipe OP, anyone who dislikes this is just jealous they can't enjoy such sweets.

>> No.5670991

What the hell is it with women and sweets?

I fucking love sweet things, but Ive seen women eat stuff that makes me gag just thinking about it, this isn't even pushing the bar for me

Nice recipe though OP thread is best of all time

>> No.5671047

10/10 GIVE US THE RECIPE

>> No.5671061

>there are actual subhumans who drink the water you cook ramen in
what is wrong with you people

>> No.5671082

>>5665156
>maruchan "ramen"
>waste

>> No.5671167

Not sure if this would give me diabetes or food poisoning.

>> No.5671168

>>5671061
if you let it sit like you're supposed to the water gets absorbed all the way

>> No.5671204

This thread changed me as a person.

>> No.5671260

>>5671168
b ullshit

>> No.5671401
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5671401

/a/ here. I thought I was going to get some goddamn ramen suggestions.

My tentacle rape porn doesn't have shit on this, man. What the fuck.

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5671447

OP, are you the one who also makes Cosmic Brownie Shakes?

Cause I'm gonna need that shake recipe

>> No.5671530

>>5671401
Do you guys have ramen rape porn?

>> No.5671532

OP please tell me you have more recipes to share with us.
I would pay for this.

>> No.5671584

>>5671401
srs

>> No.5671628

>it is for this reason that /ck/ is the best board

OP are you hot? Or are you a landwhale who eats this kind of thing every chance you get?

>> No.5671666

>>5671530
I think that's a traditional Korean dish.

>> No.5671688

>12 years old dude
>fat
>unite estados

LEL ! MURRICA !

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>> No.5671958

>>5665000
Was it your birthday OP?

>> No.5671966

>>5665234
No, you lick the bowl clean

>> No.5672424
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5672424

OP, you sick fuck. Bring us another recipe!

>> No.5672545

>>5664981
Nice thread OP. You made it to reddit 😉

>> No.5672627

>>5672545
>make a thread
>it ends up being funny
>it's on reddit an hour later
god dammit this happens too often

>> No.5672636

>>5672627
>>make a thread
>>it ends up being funny
>implying this happens often

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>> No.5672681
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god damn it diabeetus.

ramen will never look the same to me ever again.

>> No.5672728

Hey guys.

What if you don't throw out the spice packet like >>5665000 said?

:^)

>> No.5672745
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you know I don't doubt that ramen could possibly be made into a tasty treat but this is just an abomination.

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>>5672728

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>>5672728
jesus christ dude, that's a fucking horrifying thought

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I've been wasting ramen noodles all my life

>> No.5673317

>>5665023
dat fatpaw

>> No.5673373

>>5667260
WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THE KITSUNE UDON FLAVOR
WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THE KITSUNE UDON FLAVOR
WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THE KITSUNE UDON FLAVOR
good god did it go out of manufacturing?

>> No.5673592
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These are the best I've ever had.

>> No.5673630

>>5665234

It's "good" because there's so much fucking sugar and flavors that you can't taste anything.

>> No.5673652

>>5673630
That sounds like it would make it shit. What's more likely is that she's craving calories to keep her massive body running

>> No.5673670

>>5673592
+1

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>>5665179
>this everything

>> No.5674086

>>5673592
Yes they are

>> No.5674107

>>5665179

RIP in peace your toes.

>> No.5674178
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5674178

Holy shit this is disgusting, but I can't stop laughing

>>5665161
Fucking lost it

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>>5665170
Yeah. Or actually, OP should have drizzled some chocolate syrup.

>> No.5674201

>>5665108
whats your fuckin problem dude, leave that ramen alone

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>>5665124

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>op

>> No.5674289

>>5664981
You sure do have a lot of random junkfood lying around OP. I'm glad you're not eating it unironically though.

>> No.5674521

That ramen probably wanted to die

>> No.5674819
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what

>> No.5675060

/b/ here,

I honestly expected this thread to only exist in the archives, but to find that people are still posting here made my day many times over. OP, whoever the fuck you are, kudos.

>> No.5675273
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5675273

This is fuck.
This is the definition of fuck.

You aren't even people.

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>>5664981

I find if I add the contents of the little foil packet that;s included with most ramen to the noodles it really jazzes things up.

just a tip I'm passing on to you

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>>5675290

>> No.5675377
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this is how unattractive woman get attention

>> No.5675406

Someone screencap this bushit

>> No.5675585

TOO FUCKING FAR

>> No.5676873

>>5675377
le someone got more attention than me, better insult them xd

>> No.5676918

>>5665142
Someone has never sampled the beauty of the York peppermint party

>> No.5677018

>>5676918
still gross mang
like eating toothpaste

>> No.5677063

>>5664981
why would one... do such a thing

>> No.5677079

I have so many questions about OP now
>how greasy is her skin?
>height and weight?
>where did she get the idea for this shit?
>why?
>did anyone witness OP eat or make this?
>what

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5677098

would order this as my last meal to die from insta diabetes before they could put me in the chair. MFW

>> No.5677123

I wonder how /d/ would react to this thread?

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>>5677098

>that pic reminded me that this is the kind of shit regular show would do in an over the top rigby montage
>it actually happened irl

>> No.5678003
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>merika

>> No.5678091

>>5675060
>>>/b/

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>>5665179

>> No.5678374

>>5671061
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.5678444

>>5678003
lol actually bongland when looking at the other brands.

>> No.5680469

>>5675406
read the thread moran

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>>5665234

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>>5664981

my friend is from japan and he showed me how to add the stuff from the little foil packet into the ramen noodles after cooking

at that shit up like a boss!

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>>5665010

>> No.5681261

is this good for bulking? how many calories does it have?

>> No.5681289

Gore threads on /ck/ are the worst
I puked a little in my own mouth

>> No.5681297

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>5664981
>>5664981
>>5664981
>>5664981
>>5664981

>> No.5681336

>>5665261
thanks, m8

>> No.5682681

I haven't been on /ck/ since 2010 or 2011. This is the third or fourth thread I read today. I'm never going to leave again.

OP, you're a lady and a saint. I'd tongue your fart box any day. Give you the ol' Alaskan Pipeline and all that.

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>>5665179

>> No.5683712

OP I'm in Seoul, I will come to your house and try this but I would not spend even 500 won on something that I expect to vomit up promptly. That coin could be used to play rythymvaders

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>> No.5683763
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This actually made me feel really sick.

>> No.5684703

Making any kind of Ramen is in no way cooking.
Even making plain Spaghetti is more difficult.

>> No.5684784

Dear
Fucking
God

>> No.5686008

>>5667409
My local convenient store has it

>> No.5687841

>>5681261
>good for bulking
>that abomination
>good
>for bulking
>bulking

are you dumb?

>> No.5687876

>>5665223
I am naked looking at this thread. It's a party!

>> No.5687914

>>5687876
k i'll take my pants off too

lel jk

they were off this entire time.

not my shirt doe i don't want you to see my bitch tits.

>> No.5687968

I'm into scat and this is just disgusting, sorry OP

>> No.5687985

>>5665075
>that extra sweetness

somehow this made me laugh harder than anything

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>>5687841
why the fuck not?
shitton of calories with some protein that you can make even better with some meat pieces

you could bunk on peanut butter n milk...beans n rice.. literally anything you want if it has some protein and you have an appetite for it

>> No.5689679

>>5687996
your a moran

>> No.5689715

>>5689679
>your
>moran
o.O so who is exactly is the "moran" here? lol
sage

>> No.5689729

>>5689715
>being this new

underage detected

>> No.5689858

>>5687996
no seriously

no really

wait

yeah you

come back

hey

uyouyera fuckim idioyt

>> No.5689866

>>5689715
>o.O

>> No.5689924

I'm hiding this fucking shit thread. That is fucking disgusting, and we shouldn't be encouraging this type of behavior.

>> No.5690643

>>5689715
Try hard nex time

>> No.5690654

>>5665252
queen? inb4 newfag i hate this shit

fucking outside and get a gf jesus

>> No.5690659

>>5667362
no this one isn't the best its a 4/10

>> No.5691505

>>5665254
agree, pls sticky

>> No.5691514

>>5672627
Literally every funny thread on 4chan gets posted on reddit within minutes of someone capping

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>>5665179
>>5665234

>> No.5691575

>>5673592
Spank two of those indomie bitches up, add some vegetables and an egg and you have yourself a $2 top cuisine.

>> No.5691883

>>5665000
Oh shit trips. We all have to try this.

>> No.5692041

>>5665179
Don't

>> No.5692071

>>5672545
How is there a smiley in this post wtf
Is it because I'm on a phone or is it a new feature?

>> No.5692071,1 [INTERNAL] 

H

>> No.5692071,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>5665162
what the fuck it's real