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Happy Thanksgiving Eve /ck/ how's the prep coming?
What are you thankful for this year?

>> No.17036000
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17036000

thankful for people like you anon :)

I'm going skip out on turkey for hot pot this year

>> No.17036005 [DELETED] 

>>17035985
I’m thankful I don’t live near any niggers.
Best regards from /pol/

>> No.17036006

>>17035985
Gobble Gobble.
Making beef ribs. Family has moved away from Turkey over time.

>> No.17036007

>>17035985
I am not ready to face my parents/family this year….they haven't seen me since I started HRT

>> No.17036008

>>17035985
I'm thankful for God.

>> No.17036009

we're just getting chinese and saving the actual proper feast for Christmas when more family is around

>> No.17036024

Is it a bad idea to hit up the grocery store today just for regular food? I hate being the one guy in the self checkout line with 4 items having to wait for a dozen whales with 200 items in their carts needing a worker to show them how the scanner works for every single item, and that's just a typical day.

>> No.17036041

>>17036024
It probably depends on the time of day. Unless you have to slog through traffic early morning is ideal.

>> No.17036043

>>17036024
depends on your area but it should be fine, i guess, depending how much time you have

>> No.17036044

>>17036024
you should fucking kill yourself for being a friendless, familyless loser

>> No.17036057

>>17036044
I have friends and family, I just choose to ignore them on holidays.

>>17036041
>>17036043
It's almost noon here and I still have to get ready. I think I'm fucked, everyone that did work today probably got out early or is about to here soon.

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>>17035985
im thankful for having a loving family to share Thanksgiving and Christmas with

>> No.17036067

>>17035985
Fuck you

>> No.17036078

>>17036057
you can always do take out, or instacart but that could be $$$
>>17036067
RUDE

>> No.17036079
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>>17036067
want some pumpkin pie?

>> No.17036082

>>17036065
Well look who came out of his cave!

>> No.17036087

>>17036057
>everyone that did work today probably got out early
you naive fucking NEET.

>> No.17036092

Got my bird brining, listening to simon and garfunkle Scarborough fair, because I used Parlsey, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

>> No.17036096

>>17035985
I make a fucking mean turkey stew

>> No.17036100

>>17036044
Woah woah, why so mean fren?

>> No.17036103

>>17036096
This save the carcass and make delicious stock with it for turkey stew.

>> No.17036105

>>17036082
Thanks for saving me a seat at the head of the table.
I am glad to see that the family has grown in my absence.

>> No.17036112

>>17036103
Every year I look forward to the stew more than the Bird

>> No.17036123

>>17036112
Hell yeah, but for me its the wings. I eat them before anyone else can ge te them

>> No.17036132

>>17036123
stupid fat fuck…typical of your kind, literally devouring every fucking thing in your oath with little to no regard of other people

you fucking piece of shit

>> No.17036137

>>17036132
Im not fat, you angry cunt.

>> No.17036140

>>17036123
Nice

>> No.17036146

>>17036137
bullshit, post your BMI tubby
I bet your side of car dips to the ground when you get in it

>> No.17036154

>>17036146
You should work on your anger issues.

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>>17036154
>WAHHHH!!! SOMEONE WAS MEAN TO ME ON 4CHAN!!!!

>> No.17036172

>>17036162
Fren you are just being a faggot. I hope your thanksgiving is a happy time.

>> No.17036177

Hey Americans Thanksgiving is in October you stupid idiots

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17036180

Me contributing to thanksgiving in under three dollars

>> No.17036182

>>17036177
a fucking leaf

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>>17036177
do americans sincerely, genuinely gorge themselves on the most inferior bird during the month of November??? I cannot fathom a worse hell than being an amerishart

>> No.17036187

>>17035985
I'm thankful for all the anons who talk to me when I'm sad

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>>17036177
>>17036177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

>> No.17036271

>>17035985
Cooking for my mum, thankful that she puts up with my worthless drunk ass.

>> No.17036295

>>17036185
My wife's boyfriend cooks the best turkey

>> No.17036317
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17036317

Anyone else getting kind of tired of holidays?

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17036328

>last year made brownies and cookies
>Only two people had any, one of which was me

>> No.17036330

>>17036317
No, it's my favorite time of year but I always get really depressed around christmas.

>> No.17036345

I'm going to make a Thanksgiving Pizza because I'm a depressed, lonely 30 year old.

>Sweet potato pizza dough with a garlic butter and rosemary crust
>Turkey gravy as the sauce
>Turkey thigh chunks
>Butternut squash
>Brussel sprouts and bacon
>Caramelized onion
>Swiss cheese
>Cranberry sauce drizzle to finish
Been looking forward to it all week

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>>17036328
>Be the baker of the family
>Rarely repeat something cause I always wanna try making something new
>That great feeling when the family praises what I made
>That smile I get when I see that they eat it all
>The soul-crushing moment when I bring something and nobody says anything, barely taking a couple of pieces

After a failure I always feel like shit, might go months before I try something again.

>> No.17036495

Turkey a shit unless it's from a brisket place between buns & slathered in sauces.

>> No.17036591

>>17036448
youre so cool

>> No.17036594

I'm thankful for stuffing, the greatest food ever invented

>> No.17036609

>>17036345
That sounds really nice anon

>> No.17036618

>>17036105
kek

>> No.17036623 [DELETED] 

Look all I want to know is why we didn't murder ALL the Indians.

And the jews too.

>> No.17036625

>>17035985
thankful for my friends because you can choose your friends. I just made my grandma's stuffing and i cant wait to bring it over to my frens tomorrow. i can post recipe/pics if i get (you)'s. Im kinda lazy and drunk rn, so i need some motivation before i post.

>> No.17036634

>>17036623
Because indian women were built for the big white cock

>> No.17036640

>>17036634
also B U I L T for meth and alcoholism

>> No.17036649

>>17035985
I’m going to Chang’s tonight and getting a dish for tomorrow which I’ll just fridge overnight.

>> No.17036652
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>>17035985
got the turkey brining

>> No.17036656

>>17036652
lmao brining is completely useless
ISHYGDDT

>> No.17036662

>>17036656
Hey look a retard made a retard post

>> No.17036663

>>17036656
ok retard

>> No.17036670

>>17036663
>>17036662
>puts a raw, uncooked (hasnt been cooked yet) cold turkey in saltwater
>calls other people retards
ngmi

>> No.17036675

>>17036670
>he can't help himself he must make retard posts.

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17036670
>ngmi

>> No.17036679

>>17036652
nice toes

>> No.17036683

>>17036652
Brining it with coca cola?

>> No.17036752

>>17036683
thats from the brown sugar

>> No.17036763
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17036763

This year I'm thankful for my boyfriend, and my siblings. My sister just came out as trans to me, and it makes me so happy to see her feeling safe enough to tell me.

This year I"m only prepping two dishes for the family spread.... but doing both tonight. One of them is broccoli salad... which I cannot recommend enough, it's so good. Broccoli salad is god tier. The other is Korean Corn cheese.

>> No.17036771

>>17036185
Poulty in general used to be considered "carnal", and was a real treat to be consumed rarely. Chickens are how it started, but THEN we discovered turkeys. America had the turkeys. We had the king of sex birds. So it became a pinnacle point of our feasts, because it was the ultimate sinful meat. Super giant poultry for the horny soul.

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>>17035985
>>17036000
cute little froggys...
I am sad. I don't know what to do.

do you guys know a good frozen pizza brand I should buy?

>> No.17036786

>>17035985
>What are you thankful for this year?
nothing

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>>17035985
I'm thankful for the many pepe's I collected this year.

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>>17036779
tombstone fren. it's cheap, but i like it and it's my fav

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>>17036779
I hear DN is a pretty gud brand

>> No.17036825

I am thankful for you faggots who are mean spirited retards but were there for me when I needed you most and were kind.

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>>17036825
Your welcome faggot

>> No.17036858

>>17036007
HRT?

>> No.17036870

>>17036858
heavy red tanning

>> No.17036871

>>17036858
Hormone retardation transistor

>> No.17036923

>>17036858
Hampton Roads Transit

>> No.17036959

>>17035985
Thankful for my health and the chance to get into heaven.

>> No.17036972

>>17036779
why so sad anon? :(

Frozen wise, Motor City Pizza is pretty solid if you like deep dish.

>> No.17037023

>>17036858
Hillary Rodham Trump

>> No.17037050

>>17036202
r.i.p canada

>> No.17037055
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17037055

At work right now. Pie crust has been made, making buttermilk pie tn, green bean casserole tm, and then off to grandparents for dinner

>> No.17037070

>>17036007
What you should do is kill yourself, that way you'll never have to see them again.

>> No.17037078

Im looking forward to turkey pot.pie filling poured over biscuits fug me that's good eatin

>> No.17037098

Im thinking about european bros who are being left out even though they can't stop seething about America constantly. Also my aussie bros.

>> No.17037105

>>17037055
sounds fun, have a good time anon.

I wish my grandparents weren't cunts

>> No.17037129

i can’t wait for green bean casserole bros. ive only had it from canned stuff but it’s still tasty. might perfect a recipe so I can make it for family next year

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What time do you eat Thanksgiving dinner? My family always wants to eat at 4pm, but I would rather eat at 2pm.

>> No.17037148

>>17037129
We adopted an old black lady that doesn't have family. She makes really good green bean casserole and collard greens. Can't wait to get her drunk.

>> No.17037165

I'm moving to Montana with the fiancé next month, and will probably be one of the last times to have Thanksgiving with my parents because traveling across the fucking country isn't cheap nowadays. Feels bros.

>> No.17037169

>>17036813
>>17036815
thank you cookbros you guys are great <3
>>17036972
im sad because i keep procrastinating on everything and cant ever focus on it. i feel like i am having a quarter life crisis. i kinda want to make some oatmeal raisin cookies today and get a pizza ready for tomorrows lunch.

i'd love to try a deep dish though i never had one before

>> No.17037170

>>17037165
Im in Wyoming but have lived in Montana, great place to be, hope you are used to cold weather.

>> No.17037190

>>17037132
it can be a pain to get everything ready by 2pm. Especially if you're prepping a larger turkey, if you've got a 26-30lbs bird for example could take 5-6 hours to cook. Which means waking up at 6-7am to start prepping your turkey to put it in the oven by 7-8am to have it done by 2pm, and then you'd still realistically want some time to rest the turkey after cooking.

So yeah, 2pm is a pain in the ass.

It's not too bad with a smaller 15-20lbs bird though.

>> No.17037200

Can't wait to get drunk with my family and watch the Dallas Cowboys lose tomorrow.

>> No.17037214

First time in 20+ years we aren't doing shit and it's great. Hanging with my dad and we're ordering a pizza. Godspeed and good food to all you blessed coo/ck/s

>> No.17037215
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I'm doing my turkey tonight because tomorrow I'm going to my grandparents house for lunch and won't have time to do a roast turkey after that.

>> No.17037237

>>17037215
>I'm doing my turkey tonight because tomorrow I'm going to my grandparents house for lunch and won't have time to do a roast turkey after that.
that looks like chicken

>> No.17037238

My grandma died and it will be weird not having her around, fucking firebrand and hilarious she was. :(

>> No.17037241

>>17037237
It's not, just a smallish turkey, only 18lbs

>> No.17037243

i prefer ham to turkey

>> No.17037249

>>17037243
Ham is for christmas to thumb your nose at the jews and to make sure none of them show up to kvetch

>> No.17037252

>>17037241
i just want to hug you cookbro

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>>17037169
That's normal. Most people in their life have a quarter or mid life crisis. Make a list and try to tackle all the things you have to do. Perhaps crossing items off one at a time once you finish can be won't make it so overwhelming. I hope you have a good holiday.

>> No.17037260

>>17037253
I mean won't make it overwhelming.

>> No.17037270

>>17037249
isnt every holiday a good time to thumb your nose at the jews?

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>>17037253
>>17037260

>That's normal. Most people in their life have a quarter or mid life crisis. Make a list and try to tackle all the things you have to do. Perhaps crossing items off one at a time once you finish can be won't make it so overwhelming. I hope you have a good holiday.
ok ill write some of the things down and cross them off as i need to. its probably a lot of things that will take a few months to years though.

but ill try my best because i know u believe in me
i hope u have a good holiday too cookbro

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>> No.17037293

>>17037286
This was meant for /nfl/ please dont ban.

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>>17037252
Thanks bro, but I just don't trust anyone else in the family to do it decently.

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My oven won't turn on.

>> No.17037323

>>17035985
Turkey and lamb, having some bison steaks tonight. Prep is going great and everything looks damn good. I'm grateful that I'm spending Thanksgiving with friends & family this year because the holidays are extra comfy at my house. It's the only time I get any use out of the extra room In

>> No.17037369

I promised an anon that I wouldn't shoot myself until the family.left, but I just want to exit this clow world.

>> No.17037397
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Guys I’ve been tasked with the pies this year for thanksgiving. I’m making apple because that’s traditional and I can do that well enough, but I’m looking to add another pie for some variety

How do I make the best possible blackberry pie? Have you guys made a good one before? I’m starting it today. I want my family to be proud guys

>> No.17037405

>>17037369
Springtime is better, otherwise you're just going to ruin Christmas.

>> No.17037415

>>17037369
Wait until 2024 at least.

>> No.17037427

>>17037397
we'er past blackberry season, but if you can find decent-looking ones, go for it.

>> No.17037448

>>17037405
Why spring?

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>>17037252
I wanna hug all you frens

>> No.17037456

It has snowed several times and has been cold as shit for at least a month. My lettuce is still flowering and just as happy as can be. What a hardy plant.

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>grocery store sold out of meat thermometers
Someday I will remember that prep is not a one day task. And also that it's ok to buy basic tools I don't have an immediate use for.

>> No.17037466

>>17037456
My strawberries bring me joy, they don't die from the cold, they just go to sleep whenever they want to and wake up in early spring. Same with my raspberries.

>> No.17037471

>>17037453
i love you too cookbro. if i could hug you in real life i would.

>>17037459
do you want a hug cookbro?

>> No.17037476

>>17037466
Yeah but everything is dead, but this mother fucker has pretty yellow flowers like there are bee's waiting to pollenate it.

>> No.17037497

>>17037476
Did you get seeds? You take care of them and they will take care of you. They give you their fruit to eat you plant their seeds.

>> No.17037530

>>17037497
Yes, but I am just amazed there is a green plant with flowers in the snow.

>> No.17037531

>>17037471
Nah, it'll be fine, there are other ways to check if it's done. I really should get a thermometer, though, I just keep thinking I'll investigate online for a really good brand and never do. Same with a kitchen scale

>> No.17037545

>>17037466
>raspberries
You didn't plant those in your garden? kek have fun with those fucking weeds you can't kill them and they will reach critical mass.

>> No.17037557

>>17037545
And if you planted them near your house they will destroy your foundation.

>> No.17037558

I actually managed to thaw out the turkey this year in time to brine it. Have it sitting in the brine now and will be making pies in a bit.

Debating on seeing if I have enough for a basic green bean casserole and maybe toss in some bacon or something in it. Have some rolls I need to thaw out, and planning on making some mashed potatoes tomorrow and some gravy.

>> No.17037574

>>17036079
AYO WER DA SHWEET POETATA AT?!

>> No.17037580

>>17037558
Make sure to pat it down when you take it out. You might want to add some oil, wet brines make crispy skin hard

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>>17037132
>>17037190
>When do you guys eat dinner?
>I like to eat mine at lunch time
What?
Why the fuck fo people do this? It’s called Thanksgiving DINNER. My own shit family eats it earlier every year.
This year they want to eat at 2:00PM like you retards.

WHY CANT I EAT DINNER AT 6:00PM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

>> No.17037591

>>17037545
Go back to /out/ this is a fren thread

>> No.17037595
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17037595

in charge of the main ham, twice baked potatoes, green bean casserole, deviled eggs and stuffing tomorrow

>> No.17037596

>>17036057
lol mentally ill anon

>> No.17037602

>>17037591
Im sorry fren, happy thanksgiving.

>> No.17037606

>>17037595
good luck femanon, post tits

>> No.17037607

>>17037591
I didn't intend to be mean, just warning that raspberries are an evil plant.

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>>17037545
>>17037591
>>17037607
>>17037602
cookbros we are all frens here. lets all hug

>> No.17037624

>>17037615
I don't like being touched.

>> No.17037625

>>17037606
not female, just hosting
told friends to bring a dish and i'd fill in the rest

>> No.17037627

>>17037624
im going to hug u and you will like it.

>> No.17037633

>>17037627
I won't like and you will end up in the hospital, but you have a good thanksgiving fren.

>> No.17037645

>>17037627
Wait, I might change my mind if you are an extremely attractive asian female. But we both know you are a homosexual fren

>> No.17037659

>>17037633
hurting frens is illegal!
>>17037645
hmm who knows

>> No.17037666

>>17037659
Just dress up as one and turn off the lights and let me use my imagination.

>> No.17037675

>>17037666
Oh Satan, you dirty dog.

>> No.17037687

>>17037666
Goddamn it

>> No.17037696

>>17037666
>>17037675
>>17037687
huh I think the trips are telling you something.

>> No.17037697

>>17037666
Gimme hug Satan

>> No.17037717

>>17037696
That I am going to put my cock into a man dressed up as an asian woman? Fine.

>> No.17037740

>>17037717
I mean... you can interpret the situation as you please.

>> No.17037747

>>17037740
Im kinda committed to it now

>> No.17037754

For pre-meal appetizers, I suggest: air-popped popcorn, pretzel sticks, jelly beans, and toast.

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>>17037624
Too bad schizo have a hug

>> No.17037762

>>17037755
Hope you are passible dressed up as an asian girl. uWu ;)

>> No.17037776

>>17037754
My pre-meal appetizer is going to be a six.pack of Fat Tire.

>> No.17037783

>>17035985
I’m thankful I have reached an age where I’m too old for my uncle to want to wrestle and kiss on the mouth

>> No.17037787

>>17037783
Have you tried dressing up as an asian girl?

>> No.17037798

>>17036105
underrated lmao

>> No.17037810

>>17036858
Hispania Racing Team

>> No.17037812

Best buttermilk substitute? NOBODY here has any. Im leaning towards plain kefir atm

>> No.17037814

>>17037812
Heavy cream

>> No.17037816

>>17037814
Heavy cream isnt really tangy, are you sure?

>> No.17037818

>>17037812
milk + lemon juice, kefir works too though.

>> No.17037822

>>17037816
You asked for a substitute

>> No.17037826

>>17037588
‘Dinner’ is meant to be eaten around 2-4pm. Eating late at night is a modern invention

>> No.17037828

>>17037822
I shouldve specified, its for buttermilk pie, the flavor needs to be very similar, not just how it cooks.

>> No.17037831

>>17037826
Must be nice to be jewish and get off of work before 5pm

>> No.17037839

>>17037828
Oh, my mind is preoccupied with having gay sex with a man dressed up as an asian girl.

>> No.17037841

>>17036345
That's probably going to be disgusting but will you be sending pics of it?

>> No.17037853

>>17036763
You know giving thanksgiving to God for you being a faggot and your sister being a 42 percenter is blasphemy, right?

>> No.17037873

>>17037853
This is a fren thread, please be nice.

>> No.17037886

>>17036652
This looks like a murder scene wtf

>> No.17037889

>>17035985
Gobble gobble

>> No.17037894

>>17036779
I hope things get better for you fren.
I always go with red baron.

>> No.17037949

>>17036779
Jacks is my favorite. Reminds me of my childhood bowling league days. Red baron five (four?) cheese brick oven is great as a sandwich filled with prociutto and arugula.

>> No.17037974

>>17035985
turkey is still in the freezer, should I take it out?

>> No.17037982

>>17037787
I’m afraid that might encourage him anon he served in the navy and from his stories he picked up a few ladyboys near naval bases in SEA

>> No.17037992

>>17036763
So you’re a faggot and your sister is a troon I bet your parents can’t wait for you to leave after dinner they must be proud

>> No.17038006
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>Watched maybe 20 or so turkey recipe videos on repeat
>Cant decide which to pick
HELP

>> No.17038022

>>17038006
Gordon Ramsey's, handsdown.
The gravy alone has people wet.

>> No.17038034

>>17037982
>ladyboys
Lucky guy. I really want to go out for pho and boba tea and then snuggle to a good bingable netflix series with a cute katoey. I will be locking my wallet in the safe just in case though.

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>>17037271
I believe in you frogposter. Godspeed fren

>> No.17038052

>>17038022
This one?
https://youtu.be/XO5DF8soxwM

Watched it a couple times earlier but the extra things he does put me off but ill watch again

>> No.17038056

>>17038006
Trust our good friend Brad Leone

>> No.17038068

>>17036007
freak, I wouldn't want to see you either

>> No.17038100

>>17037831
White and proud, working for myself as a white man should. Make my own hours. The jew fears the self-employed nord

>> No.17038257

I hate holidays like this, I hate social interaction. Might just stay home this Thanksgiving.

>> No.17038275

>>17038257
don't. go be with someone, family friends whatever. you need it, whether or not you think you do

>> No.17038301

>>17038275
Every time I go to social gatherings I feel like shit afterwards, it's probably not worth it even if I miss out on food

>> No.17038334

>>17036858
Hilarious Race to Termination

>> No.17038361
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17038361

This is tedious bros.

>> No.17038371

>>17038361
Your doing a pretty clean job so far. What recipe are you using?

>> No.17038376

>>17038361
I wish you’d spread me and core my insides like that

>> No.17038391

>>17035985
Great grandma's butter rolls are cookin in the oven, overproved them a little bit but they'll end up fine

>> No.17038443

When cooking biscuits, do you guys use buttermilk or regular with extra butter?

Any good mashed potatoes recipe out there?

>> No.17038487

Happy Thanksgiving Frens!
i hope you all get great meals and wonderful times with your families
I like you folks and wish you all the best.

>> No.17038490

>>17036652
why the ice?

>> No.17038498

>>17038490
really it should be done in the fridge to make sure things stay cold enough to prevent any bacteria growth.

Using a cooler works, but you need to make sure the liquid stays cool, so throwing in some ice helps it stay cold overnight. Even more so if it can be left in the garage or basement where the ambient air temp is in the 50's or 40's.

>> No.17038506

>>17038490 this >>17038498

>> No.17038565

>>17038498
ok
>>17038506
your post feels odd..... but Happy thanksgiving dude
>>17038361
ohhh my god, I go over to my moms hella early so that i can get any...they disappear so fast

>> No.17038580

I guess I'm not going to the "family" thanksgiving this year. My aunt hosts it and she invites all her friends, who are weird as fuck. My sister is going too and we're estranged which is the main reason I'm not going. I don't know what I'll be doing instead, just get drunk and get some chinese I guess.

>> No.17038587

>>17038301
try to make the day fun for the other people. it will end up being fun for you. I say this as an intractable introvert and antisocial freak. when I shifted the focus off how shitty I felt and onto how to make over people not feel shitty (asking them questions, showing interest in their lives, embracing and laughing at the inevitable awakwardness) the difference was night and day. I promise

>> No.17038590

>>17038580
>chinese
Treat yourself to something good, Anon.

>> No.17038595

This board finally has a fucking sticky?!?! :O

Anyway I am going to make babish's country style mac and cheese. No idea where he stole that recipe from but my family loves it so I'm going to make it.

>> No.17038596

Can't imagine what's going to happen after my grandma dies. She does all the cooking.

>> No.17038604

>>17036008
he ain't thankful for you

>> No.17038607

>>17038565
the anon above me summed up what I was going to say. I was just agreeing with him

>> No.17038608

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOf2SUtLtis

>> No.17038611

>>17038580
you should go and just keep droping red pills and crime stats like your a walking /pol/ thread
also open carry your biggest gun.

>all her friends, who are weird as fuck
weird like creepy or weird like ultra liberal trash?

>> No.17038613

>>17038604
So you say.

>> No.17038625

>>17038580
How old are you and does your aunt and her friends keep trying to hit on you?

>> No.17038626

>>17038625
24 and no

>> No.17038629

>>17038371
>What recipe are you using?
Just hellmans and French's mustard. Last year I made them with dijon and people didn't seem to care for it ("Doesn't taste like usual!") So anyway this year I went status quo. Half will be garnished with dill and the other half will be deviled with smoked paprika/cayenne.

>> No.17038667

when are you fags gonna post some pies

>> No.17038669

>>17038667
Not till tomorrow.

>> No.17038672

Stuffing and green bean casserole done. Sweet potatoes just about done. Hopefully I can get a few hours sleep before I have to start turkey. I'm so tired, insomnia sucks. If i don't sleep I can just drink enough to pass out after dinner tomorrow.

>> No.17038678

>>17038667
When the girls show up.

>> No.17038681

>>17035985
The last sticky was the among us pizza, let that sink in

>> No.17038692

>>17038681
Loool

>> No.17038694

>>17038681
A little Sussy if you ask me.

>> No.17038699
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17038699

Im only gonna eat chicken

>> No.17038715

>>17038667
i have a pie pan ready but no pie ready

>> No.17038720

Thanksgiving apu is cute

>> No.17038722

>>17038699
she has a filipino bf doesn't she

>> No.17038726

>>17038699
of course you're white and female

>> No.17038728
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17038728

here's to no social interaction this year

>> No.17038729
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17038729

what do other countries do thats similar to thanks giving like what is Brazil harvest festival like
or what is Portugal or what does Iran do.....ect.
anyone international bros wanna share?

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17038735

>>17038699
God I want to smell her musty asshole

>> No.17038738

>>17038729
I was just thinking this. I don't want a fucking sticky. I want Ameribros to own this board the night before and the day of Thanksgiving.

>> No.17038740

>>17038728
I want to fuck Jaidens avatar and draw nasty porn of it that makes her uncomfortable

I mean uh. Something something turkey

>> No.17038747

>>17038738
bro we own this bitch everyday man...we run 4chan my man.
USA
but yeah man i wanna here from other "alternative" countries

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>>17036779
Tombstone fren

>> No.17038760

we sticky now!

>> No.17038762
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17038762

In addition to making the usual cranberry sauce, I baked this glazed cranberry bread, made the glaze from squeezed cranberries and cream.

>> No.17038766

>>17038443
>_>

>> No.17038768

Night Frens. See you in the morning as I peel 7lbs of tators. Mashed potatoes with skins are the worst!

>> No.17038775

gotta make so so many mushrooms tomorrow butter, shallots and mushies......pack em into flacky crust and bake em

>> No.17038783

>>17036044
Really, you mean it you retard?

>> No.17038790
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17038790

My family hasn't invited me to thanksgiving dinner for 4 years. I got a little rowdy once and let some things slip that they took offence to.

>> No.17038793

>>17038790
Did you tell them you enjoy your bussy getting stretched and your prostate jackhammered?

>> No.17038794

>>17036640
Yeah, and you bus it in then blame the cartels cracker.

>> No.17038795

>>17038790
spill spill
come on spill the beans what did you let slip?

>> No.17038799

>>17038790
this website isn't anonymous so don't feel the need to talk about these things if you don't want to.

>> No.17038801

>>17037369
Livestream it. That’s what i’m gonna do.

>> No.17038804

>>17035985
Decided we were gonna do something after all, so went and grabbed a 14 lbs bird, it'll be in the brine for the next 12 hours. I'm using Apple Cider and orange for citrus, brown sugar, clove, cinnamon, and herbs (Thyme, Sage, Rosemary). Probably going to hit it with a glaze of some kind tomorrow.

I'm thankful you're all still here /ck/, my other favorite boards have changed a lot, but you guys have always felt like home.

>> No.17038808

>>17038799
>anonymous
its pretty close....if you can look people up on here its only worth doing if they admit to murder or pedo shit man.

>> No.17038810

>>17036180
Nothing wrong with that anon, but if you can add some diced peppers and cheese to it, it'll make it a lot better.

>> No.17038814

test

>> No.17038815

>>17038793
>>17038795
>>17038799
It wasn't that interesting, I just said some racist stuff; they have black neighbors that were present and my parents thought it would be awkward if they invited me again. It doesn't really bother me, i'm antisocial anyway. They always give me leftovers too so it's whatever.

>> No.17038816

>>17036345
That sounds good dude. I'll be checking in all day, I really hope you post it.

Depression sucks, don't let the demons win.

>> No.17038818

>>17038808
You're all on a watchlist. Don't fool yourself. A murder occurs in your area, you're a suspect to rule out.

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>>17036345
>I'm a depressed, lonely 30 year old.
i made chili because i don't want to cook a turkey and then waste half of it

>> No.17038824

>>17038815
Truly based anon

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17038825

r8 dry brine

>> No.17038829

>>17038815
your parents worry more about black neighbors feelings than their own son. sad

>> No.17038833

>>17038818
if your not on a list you aren't living a modern life, your in a village and were born off grid at home and the government was never alerted

>> No.17038837

Bros how do I hide my alcoholism from my family? We are drinking together and I just wanna slam a pint without anyone seeing me. I am pathetic and I have to cook tomorrow and kind of hate them

>> No.17038839

>>17038808
I'm telling you my friend, the whole "anonymous" thing is no longer ever since moot sold the website. It's just a name at this point and in no way reflects your identity being hidden or anything.

>> No.17038844

>>17038837
buy clear alcohol, pretend its water

>> No.17038846

>>17038825
did you get the inside good? if yes good job
if not....you still got time man

>> No.17038848

>>17038815
Just a forewarning and something to keep in mind.

>> No.17038851

>>17038799
>>17038848
meds

>> No.17038853

>>17038790
>thanksgiving
>offence
Fuckin' hell. Shoo shoo troll.

>> No.17038859

>>17038729
Hanukkah

>> No.17038860

>>17038846
Yeah, it's completely covered, inside and out. Planning to rotate and baste in the oven every 30 minutes for probably five hours tomorrow. This is my first time getting turkey duty, so I'm trying to do it right

>> No.17038862

>>17038837
Just accept it

>> No.17038863

>>17038837
beers in the back of the toilet,
pour hard booze into a "soda"
drink wine its stronger than beer and no one knows how often you refilled that glass

>> No.17038870
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17038870

Getting around to making Alton Brown's aged egg nog recipe in anticipation for Christmas, very excited for it. I'll try to find some decent Jamaican/Bahamian rum for it too. Otherwise, probably just having a small feast with my roomie:

>roasted greek chicken, whole
>mashed taters
>some corn dish, we have a huge ass bag of corn in our freezer. Any suggestions?
>cranberry chutney I make every year
>green bean salad
>coconut rum cake from the Bahamas, maybe with ice cream. so damn good

>> No.17038871

>>17038851
I'm not Mediterranean, but hummus and dolmas are delicious.

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17038872

>sticky
>sticky
>sticky

Happy thanksgiving bros

>> No.17038875

>>17038853
I'm a burger and I always spell it that way.

>> No.17038876

>>17038815
reap what you sow, I guess

>> No.17038877

>>17038870
If you've got sausage or bacon lying around, make a stuffing with it and then fry your corn in the leftover grease

>> No.17038879

>>17038859
ok so isreal? whats the deal with your wine...how does it differ from "normal" wine? manachevits or what ever how is it different?

>> No.17038882

>>17038863
If I drink wine Ill put on a Toga and start reciting cicero.

>> No.17038887

>>17038860
looks tasty anon, hope it turns out okay

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>> No.17038890

>>17038860
make sure you take the time to enjoy yourself...its will be good enough. have fun on the day too!

>> No.17038895

>>17038882
if true your welcome to drink wine at our place that sounds super entertaining and based

>> No.17038897

>>17038888
QUADS!

>> No.17038898

>>17038882
Your family might think you are based, Cicero died for his beliefs.

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>>17038872
>Happy thanksgiving

>> No.17038906

>>17038879
Don't know, don't think I ever had it.
I don't like wine, my family drinks regular red/white wine.
You can try asking about other things and we'll see how good of a Jew I really am

>> No.17038910

>>17038823
We opted to get a couple pound turkey roast instead full a bird. Cooks way faster and we don't have to schedule oven use around the turkey.

>> No.17038921

>>17038905
those green and orange ones are scaring me man id need to see other people eat them before i would

>> No.17038926

>>17038895
>voyuers propositioning a schizo from 4chan
Ill drink your wine, rape your wife, and cut off your head and fuck it.

>> No.17038927

>>17038906
is that gafvelta fish good or is it rank and ohhhh god why do we buy this shit?

>> No.17038931

>>17038926
wow I invite you over to get sloshed and wear funny clothes and pay for your meal with a speech and you go into threatening my wife and myself.
fuck you

>> No.17038936

>>17038931
You pay for the booze, and I'll consider

>> No.17038944

>>17036092
based

>> No.17038948

>>17038931
I think he wants to skull fuck you, he couldn't have laid it out for plainly for you.

>> No.17038949

>>17038905
>Dad found the cumshrooms
He can't keep getting away with this

>> No.17038952

>>17038870
How does one make eggnog? I'm retarded and there hasn't been any at the stores bc of supply chain shit

>> No.17038963

I don't want to do things to anyones skulls, I just wanna drink wine and recite Cicero while wearing a Toga.

>> No.17038965

>>17038927
Some like it some don't
Doesn't have too strong of a smell

>> No.17038972

>>17038952
Egg yolks, cream and sugar

>> No.17038978

>>17038963
That actually sounds like fun, but who the fuck is Cicero?

>> No.17038979

>>17038905
I thought the thumbnail was a pile of puppies

>> No.17038980

>>17038972
Damn, really that simple? I guess I'll look up a recipe and give it a shot then.

>> No.17038988

>>17038100
>White and proud

So you're Jewish but with a slightly thinner yet longer nose?

>> No.17038991

That anon that doesn't know Cicero. Happy thanksgiving.

>> No.17038999

>>17038978
you need to read more son

>> No.17039000

I'm doing a real greenbean casserole this year. Got fresh green beans and frying my own onions. I hope my mom is impressed. This is the first year I'm making dinner for my family in my own house so I'm really excited. Doing a roux for Mac and cheese, candying my own yams, and making cornbread. My family always did canned stuff growing up so I'm really trying to go all out this year

>> No.17039005

>>17039000
make sure you use caramelized onions for the greenbean casserole.

>> No.17039006

>>17039000
checked
good luck man try not to stress

>> No.17039007

>>17038988
Jews are Arab-African-Slavic mutts, not white.

>> No.17039008

>>17035985
is a 14 hour dry brine gonna be alright? i forgot to put it under the skin

>> No.17039012

12 hours from now I'll be miserable surrounded by family and friends who care about my "well being". I can't wait until 16 hours from now when I do an irish goodbye after eating.

>> No.17039013

>>17039008
dont worry to much it will taste fucking great Anon! 14 hours is plenty

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0392vNvBZPY&list=OLAK5uy_lJn3Hum7UJ55VBKvdUvkOiOTJwNyWzAqY&index=1

>> No.17039019

>>17038978
Eh, 4chan has had an influx of people in the last few years. He was a Roman politician that wrote a lot of works that our law is based upon and was assassinated by Julius Ceasar's faction

>> No.17039024

>>17039016
thats some wholesome tunes my man.

>> No.17039026
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17039026

>partner's turkey legs are brining
>pie dough is made and in the fridge
>stocked up on all ingredients in advance
>listened to Frank Yankovic's Christmas polka album twice
Tomorrow will be a day of pie baking and delineated cooking. He's taking on the grilled/smoked turkey legs and the mac and cheese. I'm taking on the pies (pumpkin and pecan), mashed potatoes, gravy and green beans. To drink, non-alcoholic apple cider.

It's motherfuckin' Thanksgiving time boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtDGuPFxgMw

>> No.17039028

>>17035985
I did a 3 day dry brine with salt, pepper, and rosemary. Tomorrow I’m going to coat the bird in butter, thyme, and sage, roast it for 325 for 3.5 hours with onion and lemon in the cavity. I’ve never done a whole turkey before so I’m keeping it simple

>> No.17039029

>>17039012
Why will you be miserable being surrounded by people who care about your well being? Or do those quotations imply some sort of superficial care?

>> No.17039035

>>17039029
Not that guy but...what a stupid post. Anon, you're a stupid person.

>> No.17039038

>>17039035
>words words words

>> No.17039039

>>17039013
awesome, i think it's gonna turn out great
>salt
>thyme
>sage
>rosemary
>black pepper
i crushed it all up real good in my mortal and pestle
>>17039028
>coat the bird in butter
>onion and lemon in the cavity
fucking based, my mom always did the same.

>> No.17039040

I love you frens happy Turkey.

>> No.17039050

>>17038825
What are you going to do with the penis?

>> No.17039055

>>17039039
its a bit of a bitch to flip on a heavy bird but my mom and dad always said to start with the bird upside down and flip it over in the last hour

>> No.17039061

>>17039050
suck it

>> No.17039063

>>17039019
Look at this Pompeiin scumbag try to pin the death of Cicero on our dear Julius Ceasar that you pussies stabbed in the back.

>> No.17039068
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17039068

Fell for the Ragusea deboned turkey and demi-glace meme. Deboning was tougher than I expected (a lot of difficult leg tendons) but everything is set up for baking tomorrow. The demi-glace is quite tasty.

>> No.17039069

>>17039063
>constantly adjusting his toga
>sandles feel to tight
>hair unoiled
it ahhhh had to be ahhh done ummm ahhh brother
>scurries away to the baths

>> No.17039079

>>17035985
just finished deboning the turkey and cutting it into 8ths. now its dry brining in the fridge. im only using salt rn because i don't feel like making the seasoning mix until tomorrow morning

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17039082

I’m not gonna celebrate thanksgiving because I’m gonna be alone desu. I’m just glad I’m not working retail anymore desu during thanksgiving and Black Friday

>> No.17039090

>>17039079
>>17039068

its not a meme. I've been doing it that way for over a year. I discovered it by accident. the bone kept puncturing the bag it was in so I decided to cut it out. I realized that the piece was much juicier then the rest.

>> No.17039091

>>17039082
No one asked

>> No.17039093

>>17039063
Fuck off Marcus Antonius, you had him killed while sitting your your throne in Roma as your cunt of a father was doing the dirty work.

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17039099

>>17039091

>> No.17039100

>>17039082
you can still celebrate alone my friend.

>> No.17039103

>>17038837
Just hold back for a day. I do this shit all the time and get shitfaced once I get home. Just try to keep pace with everyone else and you'll be fine. If you try to drink normally someone may try to keep up with you and get alcohol poisoning or some shit.

>> No.17039106

>>17039093
Marc Antony wasn't Ceasar's son. He was a general in his army that loved him.

>> No.17039109

>>17039100
I’m finna have a turkey sandwich and watch football tomorrow and I’m looking forward to it desu

>> No.17039112

>this one friendless guy pretending to be positive and responding to every post because he has nothing else going on in his life
give up buddy.

>> No.17039117

>>17036858
Healthy Raping Trend

>> No.17039118

Are you talking About me

>> No.17039119

>>17039109
That's the spirit. Have a great thanksgiving.

>> No.17039121

>>17039112
Dunno who you are seething about in a fren thread.

>> No.17039125

Let's settle the debate once and for all. Which is the best Thanksgiving pie?

>> No.17039132

>>17039112
you seem rude, did you get passed over by the turkey spirit?
>>17039121
he seems mean
>>17039125
turkey pot pie obviously

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>>17039026
Sounds nice, Happy Thanksgiving Anon.

>> No.17039134

>>17039125
Probably pumpkin, but my love is for blueberry pie.

>> No.17039137

>>17039125
Either pecan or pumpkin for me. Pumpkin pie barely edges out the pecan though, desu.

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>>17039112
Surely there's more than one of us.

>> No.17039147

>>17039125
never had pecan pie before so I have to vote for pumpkin.

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Anybody gonna be browsing /sp/ for the comfy game threads tomorrow

>> No.17039152

Frens, I am reading about Cicero now and can you please not bully me.

>> No.17039157

>>17036317
Holidays are based, what's wrong with celebration?

>> No.17039159

>>17039148
Yes I will be posting about dak prescott stat padding in garbage time against the Raiders.

>> No.17039163

>>17039125
pecan or apple. sweet potatoe pie isn't really good and neither is pumpkin

>> No.17039165

>>17039159
I’m finna watch da bears and the bills desu

>> No.17039167

>>17039152
Nobody here has read Cicero you retard

>> No.17039170
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>show up early baking deserts and breads for family because thats really all I can afford to do
>”wow anon this is great you’ll make a great wife one day!” All my male relatives laugh.
>I’m a dude and I have no one to be sweet to me

>> No.17039173

>>17039007
>Jews are Arab-African-Slavic mutts, not white.

They're genetically a fusion of Levantine and Southern European people.

>> No.17039174

>>17039125
My family often makes an apple-cranberry pie for Thanksgiving with a side of ice cream. I think the sweet/tart contrast works great. Personally not a fan of most pumpkin/pecan pies.

>> No.17039175

>>17039170
>making dessert makes you a woman
It’s so tiresome bros

>> No.17039179

>>17039167
speak for yourself bro.
its a free book these days get the pdf in yo face

>> No.17039181

>>17039148
>eggball
no thanks

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Our heat element or whatever it's called in the bottom of my oven is broken, and the turkey is still dry brining in the fridge. My mom is trying to get a new oven by Friday, so I'll be a little late with Thanksgiving dinner. That being said, I have some turkey thighs in the fridge, so I'll be making a turkey gumbo for you guys to see, as well as a few other things that I can make without an oven.

>> No.17039184

>>17039167
Fren, why are you trying to upset me? I have a law degree and have definitely read Cicero.

>> No.17039188

>>17039182
Why not deep fry the bird

>> No.17039200

>>17039188
We don't have the stuff for it, though that could be an idea for next year (I'd say Christmas but I'm going to buy a goose). Plus, if you deep fry your bird, you can't get the juices/fond to make gravy.

>> No.17039202

>>17039184
Im sorry fren, happy thanksgiving.

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17039206

I’m finna gonna probably cook a nice piece of salmon to enjoy while watching the football desu

>> No.17039207

>>17039068
Also, I yielded about 1.5 cups of fat from the carcass. Any recommendations for good uses of turkey fat besides gravy?

>> No.17039208

POSTING IN A STICKY

>> No.17039219

>>17039207
That's probably not fat, but you can get rid of it. It's probably that gelatin stuff.

>> No.17039220

>>17039182
dude thoose heat elements are like 15 bucks check around they are stupid cheap and easy to install

>> No.17039234

>>17039207
Gravy baby

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>>17037974
Take it out and piss all over it lol

>> No.17039245

What is the Thanksgiving dinner the American man who hates the military, hates the soldiers, doesn't celebrate Veterans Day, doesn't celebrate Memorial Day, and is anti-military and anti-war?

>> No.17039249

>>17039245
On Thanksgiving we ignore our differences and eat together

>> No.17039250

>>17039245
Probably fish and chips or poutine or some euro dish desu

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pecan pie :)

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>>17038872
Thoughts about my turkey? Should I use more propane?

>> No.17039264

I will share turkey with alone frens. I'll also share blueberry pie from my blueberries if you want some. Im going to bed now happy thanksgiving frens and bros.

>> No.17039265

>>17039249
Never in my life will I buy the table with a shitty soldier or war veteran

>> No.17039269

>>17039250
very well
And which tv channels or streaming series could be the ideal one for the anti-army man who doesn't care about thanksgiving?

>> No.17039271

In which order and how would you guys tackle this in one day
-ham
-turkey
-baked goods(potatoes, dessert)
Might have to be up extra early.

>> No.17039273

how many calories are you gonna shoot for 4000+?

>> No.17039274

>>17039265
Youll spread out on the table and beg them to go deeper, but not all of them are into twinks. Lucky, for you that I am.

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>>17039055
check em anon

>> No.17039279

Would a turkey be mad if I fingered her cloaca or even stuck my penis in her cloaca?

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>>17039279
Nah, she'd just accuse you of eating vulcan ass and posting in /trek/

>> No.17039291

>>17039274
the army is for idiots

And I want an anti-military and anti-soldier Thanksgiving dinner

>> No.17039293

>>17039291
Im not disagreeing, but your little retarded gay asshole isnl making me horny.

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17039294

>made two practice turkeys
>spent a pretty penny on getting one from a farm from somebody I know
>Tuesday night
>I start coming down with congestion and a cough.

>> No.17039300

>>17039293
Fuck off, this marine fucker is gonna devour this little sweet thing.

>> No.17039301

>>17039220
I'll see what I can do. Thanks anon.

>> No.17039307

>>17039254
Pretty anon

>>17039291
Just make a normal Thanksgiving dinner and say "military supports gtfo".

>> No.17039314

Gnite frens comfy day is tomorrow

>> No.17039318

>>17039314
Goodnight fren

>> No.17039332

>>17039307
I'm sorry for you

I could just have a Thanksgiving dinner with food and decorations that reflect all my hatred of the fucking army

>> No.17039333

>>17039300
Better listen to this jarhead, they are the gayest mother fucker in the milirary

>> No.17039335

>>17039301
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=heating+element+replacement+oven&ia=web

search the store near you

>> No.17039352

>>17039333
I am sorry that I didn't call you back bb

>> No.17039362

>>17039333
This is a fren thread, please be nice.

>> No.17039401

>>17039271
>>17039271
help pls

>> No.17039404

Thankful for Hentai and huge tits

>> No.17039405

Thankful "fur" furry porn.

>> No.17039406

Frens, I don't know how to make a pumpkin pie. I was just told to cook a turkey.

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>>17039406
Fuck the raw turkey before cooking it

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I cooked some diced up pork chop meat, mixed with some hamburger meat and onions. I overcooked it so it is kinda chewy. Its in the fridge now. It's for the stuffing, stovetop stuffing.
Thinking i will chop up some carrots and celery and onion into little bits and throw it into the water while it comes to a boil, then throw the butter in after boiling and remove from heat. Then toss in the bread stuff and meat and dried cranberries and stir for a few seconds and cover it up. Is that a good way to make stovetop stuffing instead of just the plain stuff from the box.

>> No.17039431

>>17038815
/pol/ really does rot the brain

>> No.17039445

If you cook carrots and celery with the turkey, should they go in the guts hole or in the roaster pan along side the bird?
Should i add them at the begining of cooking (worried they will turn to mush) or add them in about halfway through?

>> No.17039447

>>17035985
I had Thanksgiving just once and it was with an iranian family in San Jose. The turkey was terrible but they had saffron rice which was nice

>> No.17039457

I was invited by an older gal to have Thanksgiving with her and said no, and now it's early morning before I realized that she will also be alone and someone tried to reach out to me and I feel sick.

>> No.17039458

for serious though can I debone my turkey and just roast it flattened out?

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Already shredded my baked cornbread, and just gave my cubed bread a final toss for the last 15 minutes of drying. Gotta get started on the the rest of my mise en place and then sauteing my Holy Trinity and work on the broth next. Then caramelizing 4 lbs of onions for the green bean casserole.

>> No.17039465

>>17039457
Text her and tell her you can make it. You have her contact?

>> No.17039468

>>17039465
at this hour, nope

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My Dad was going to cook like usual but he came down with Covid so we're fucked for dinner tomorrow. Luckily we had a Thanksgiving spread at work today from a local diner and I got all the leftovers.

>> No.17039470

>>17039200
one year I cooked thanksgiving dinner in a hotel room mini kitchen with no oven. I cut a breast up into tendies and fried them on the stove.

>> No.17039471

My dad and grandma do most of the cooking. Turkey, ribs, pierogi, mashed potatoes and gravy are the main highlights.
Thankful I have a loving family to spend time with during the holidays.

>> No.17039472

>>17035985
Does /ck/ have stickies?

Off work at 5, prepped my
>cream sauce for green beans
>sweet potato casserole
>baked potatoes for mashed potatoes
>chopped veg for stuffing
>shredded cabbage for cabbage
>giblet stock for gravy
>puff pastry baked brie

Tomorrow I will get up around 8 to make a whiskey ginger, put the brie in and butter the turkey. The rest of the day I’ll be getting progressively drunker and throwing things on the stove. Happy Thanksgiving to all.

>> No.17039475

>>17035985
I'm a non-American, but I thought I'd try my best to imitate this year. So far, I've got
Roast turkey
Cranberry sauce
Mashed potatoes with gravy
Meatballs with gravy
Macaroni and cheese
Pumpkin pie
Apple cider
Anything else you guys think I should add?

>> No.17039478

Gordon Ramsey's Thanksgiving recipes actually look really good.
watch https://youtu.be/dJZeAAs2V2c

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>>17039458
>for serious though can I debone my turkey and just roast it flattened out?
Yes, Kenji actually says you get a better finished bird when you spatchcock it.
https://www.seriouseats.com/butterfiled-roast-turkey-with-gravy-recipe
That shape of such a unit (especially when your is over 20lbs) makes it literally impossible to evenly roast otherwise with the dark/white perfect at the same time.

>> No.17039486

>>17039480
I've been doing the spatchcock meme for the last couple years. I'm talking about completely deboning it like for gallantine but instead of rolling it up with stuffing just roasting it laid out in the pan.

>> No.17039498

My dad shot an Elk today, and my job was kind enough to give me today off, because im a good boy.

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>>17035985
2am finally finished prep.
>made 2 sweet potato cheesecakes
>cornbread dressing
>yeasted biscuits
>pecan pie
>slow cooker grean beans going

Im grateful for my niece helping out. Shes got the ham and mashpotatoes and mac n chz. Nephew is bringing an apple pie and pumpkin pie. Picking up a fried turkey tmrw. Looking forward to that.

>> No.17039516

>>17039498
Good job wagie!!!

>> No.17039521

>>17039475
That sounds lovely and it’s wonderful a non-American wants to celebrate. It’s about giving thanks for how lucky you are to be alive (including how much food you have access to, we are Americans).

Perhaps a lighter vegetable side dish like roast brussels sprouts or salad, but that depends on the crowd you’re cooking for. I’d say you have a great spread though, diets go out the door on Thanksgiving .

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>>17035985
Thankful for you fags, and my wife.

Also I baked you niggas a pie.

>> No.17039560

>>17035985
I'm thankful for NNN and it being almost over, my sack feels like it's full of sand.
Bought one of them Tenga products for DDD

>> No.17039564

>>17039469
What asshole helped himself to the pie before everyone else!

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17039571

im thankful for turkey mashed potatoes stuffing peas cranberry sauce pumpkin pie and other foods

>> No.17039589

>>17039560
>Bought one of them Tenga products for DDD
I hope you're joking.

>> No.17039604

>>17039560
>DDD
double down december?

>> No.17039608

>>17039604
No, it's Duck Dynasty December

>> No.17039666

>>17039458
What you want to do is spatchcock it.

>> No.17039669

I'm thankful for our new president, Juan Antonio Kast

>> No.17039691

we are doing 2 turkeys, one my mom is gonna do roasted as normal but I am gonna spatchcock the other one and put it our smoker, recipe I found says cook time for a bird around 14 pounds is 3 to 4 hours at 275 (the highest my smoker goes), the one I am gonna do is just a bit over 11 pounds, I am planning to also do seasoned butter on top and under the skin, if anyone else has done one before and has any tips I would be thankful for them, I've smoked hams, bacon, cheese and turkey breast but not whole spatchcocked, other than that I am also doing dinnerrolls, its almost 4:30 AM here, don't want to start on the rolls to early since I have a bad back so I use a dough mixer thats pretty loud.

>> No.17039696

>>17039669
>Juan

>> No.17039738

>>17036082
lmao, I was gonna post the same thing.

>> No.17039742

>>17036180
that better be for corn casserole.

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>>17038629
Thanks bro I made my own for the first time using the ingredients you told me and a YouTube recipe for guidance. They came out not bad I think. I think the family will like them

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happy thanksgiving, anons.
may it all taste well and bring joy to your feasters.

>> No.17039747

>>17039743
NGL, I would slam that whole tray.

>> No.17039749

>>17036317
thanksgiving is great, look forward to it every yeah, we don't do christmas but since everyone is off that day we put soups in crockpots and put out a bunch of fingerfoods and people come and go throughout the day, its also near both my parents birthdays so we wrap it all together, I can't fucking stand christmas though, at least easter comes and goes, but christmas starts the day after halloween nowadays it seems and it doesn't leave until past January.

>> No.17039750

My sister is taking a vacation for Thanksgiving day proper into the weekend - so my parents have my nephews over - elementary school age.

The rest of my family did Thanksgiving dinner on Tuesday before my sister went out of town (which I missed) but I contributed stuffing and a sour cherry cheesecake nonetheless.

Hopefully we will have a nice day trip hiking today as the weather is supposed to be mild.

I made "char siu" style pork and beans last week meaning boston baked beans plus some asian spices and sauces like soy, fermented bean curd, five spice, and hoisin.

I had that in my freezer so i defrosted it when I woke up this morning and used it to stuff bao buns (sorta) that I made using this dough recipe (doubled):

https://cookpad.com/us/recipes/5081428-tangzhong-pai-bao-hongkong-sweet-buns

The recipe made an absolute liquid of a dough and I should have added MUCH more flour - but otherwise a good recipe.

I stuffed the pork and beans filling into the dough and it made about 1.5 dozen and those are having a second proof in my (off) oven.

I also had brownies I made and individually wrapped in my freezer for lunch - as well as corn muffins I made yesterday as a side dish.

So my nephews will get to enjoy homemade scratch-made bao buns, corn muffins, and brownies for lunch today and that's nice.

>> No.17039756

>>17036317
no.

>> No.17039757

>>17036345
sounds like it would make a great youtube video.

>> No.17039764

>>17039747
Thanks man, I hope the family does exactly that. Sorry about the pic I posted from my phone

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17039767

Can /ck/ clear something up for me? Are leftover sandwiches viable or are they just a meme? I tried one a few years go and it was structurally untenable.

>> No.17039769

>>17036345
based

>> No.17039770

>>17037588
I got 11 siblings, most are married, part of eating earlier is to have more time together since if you eat it at 6PM everyone is gonna get tired since its already evening, also this lets some of them have thanksgiving with us and their husbands family on the same day.

>> No.17039774

>>17036858
hot rod tuning.

>> No.17039776

>>17037812
when my mom needs it we do 1 cup of milk mixed with 1 tablespoon of vinegar.

>> No.17039777

>>17039750
>So my nephews will get to enjoy homemade scratch-made bao buns, corn muffins, and brownies for lunch today and that's nice.
Congrats Anon, you've become the cool uncle all the kids love to see when the Holidays come.

>> No.17039778

>>17039767
without them you're not really bulking for the winter.

>> No.17039779

>>17039767
they're something to eat if you're hungover

>> No.17039783

>>17038443
I've never once used a recipe for mashed potatoes, basically just add milk and sourcream/creamcheese until its got the consistency you like, toss in a stick of butter and season to taste.

>> No.17039787

>>17038667
my mom is doing pumpkin I think, the others are split between my other sisters, no pies yet.

>> No.17039788

>>17039486
Try it and find out for us.

>> No.17039791

>>17038678
>>17039787
this is the american tradition i think most other countries really miss out on.
the hens of the family compete with each other about their desserts, but none of them really care because they all just want to get fat.
the men watch football, even if we don't follow football.

>> No.17039804

>>17039125
sweet potato/butternut, I find both to be better than pumpkins, though if it was my choice I'd rather have pumpkin delight over even those.

>> No.17039808

>>17039170
lmao, I get the same jokes buts its all in good fun for me at least, better start thinking about how to fit the wedding dress though.

>> No.17039809

>>17039125
chocolate pudding pie.

>> No.17039813

>>17039170
>>17039175
baking is chick stuff.
men cook meat.

>> No.17039815

>>17039271
ham and turkey are fairly simple as you can more or less put them in a roaster and ignore them beyond basting them, for a lot of stuff you can mix them up ahead of time, put them in the fridge or even outside in a car at this time of year and then get them out and put them in the oven one after another, depending on how much you have to do you can wrap the pans with foil overtop in towels so they stay hot for longer while other items are baking.

>> No.17039819

Americans need to take the goose pill and leave the turkey in 1893.

>> No.17039820

>>17039819
butchered geese before, they were just like big chickens and not really much different than turkeys, though we didn't really raise them for meat but instead for eggs so they might've just been old.

>> No.17039825

>>17039820
Every year my parents raise about 8 to twelve geese on their property. Around christmas time they go to the chopping block and we have a fresh one on christmas and then the rest randomly throughout the year.

They give some away to friends and family and we keep the rest to ourselves.

I fucking love goose.

>> No.17039828

>>17035985
Thankful that you put your nice soggy tounge up nigger asshole

>> No.17039846

>>17039819
you wouldn't know since turkey's only live natively in america.

>> No.17039861

My family is dead. I'm alone this year. Made turkey, dressing, green bean casserole and gravy in an attempt at normalcy. Recognize how insignificant your differences are and love your people while they're around. You'll miss them when they're gone. Happy thanksgiving y'all.

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>>17039861

>> No.17039864

>>17036652
ah a fellow golfer

>> No.17039869

>>17037303
>I just don't trust anyone else in the family
is that not family is for...not trusting

>> No.17039870

>>17039861
>Recognize how insignificant your differences are and love your people while they're around. You'll miss them when they're gone.

bullshit my family has largely ignored my needs and wants and only thought about themselves and taken it upon themselves to fuck me over and make my life harder when I didn't do what I was told.

They have made my life miserable and I will be thrilled if they all die before I do. They have had every opportunity to improve how they treat me and it is clear they don't give a fuck.

>> No.17039874

>>17036858
HRTs don't it.

>> No.17039876

>>17036007
PApa no me conoces? Yo soy tu hijo, Simón , el gran varon

>> No.17039881

>>17037369
anon, don't suicide.
the clown world is meant to be ravaged, it's not meant to ravage you.
don't let the evil win.
make the normie npcs give you money for easy tasks and then have sex with their daughters.

>> No.17039883

>>17037607
they are not.
you just need to plant them along a treeline.

>> No.17039892

I'm thankful that I'm alive, but I don't have much to live for.

>> No.17039901

>>17039892
Hoping I will outlive all the people I hate gives me will to live. Try that.

>> No.17039903

>>17039892
>don't have much to live for
anon, you have the privilege of living in the best of times.
we're gonna watch as the world economy goes to shit and the people are no longer willing to fight false wars just to prop it up.
we will see politicians roasted on spits as we forge ahead and leave the idea of money in the dust.
we'll have replicators soon.

>> No.17039906

Who else /latenightprepping/?

>> No.17039917
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17039917

How do people find the time and ability to cook several dishes with one oven and before dinner?

Im stressing out on not having enough time to cook the ham after the turkey and my bread

>> No.17039934

>>17039917
these last couple years we have split the dishes across the family, every bringing just a couple of things, also having a roaster is a good idea to free up your oven.

>> No.17039939

>>17039917
skip either the ham or the turkey

>> No.17039949

>>17039170
Think about it, when a guy wants a girl to suck his dick does he give her a steak, or sweets?

You're on the right track here.

>> No.17039960

>>17039934
>>17039939
Decided to do the main dishes this time while everyone takes care of sides. Might have to skip one as suggested. Hope it goes well
>>17039815
Thanks for tips might end up skipping one for next day. My problem is with oven being occupied all day, having to manage how to use it while not compromising cooking time will be a difficult challenge

>> No.17039963

>>17039949
>when a guy wants a girl to suck his dick does he give her a steak, or sweets?
you give her attention.
if you require anything else you are a beta.

>> No.17039975

>>17039271
If you're talking about sharing oven time, desserts probably make the most sense to make first since they shouldn't be served super hot. Put them in the warming drawer if you have one prior to serving.

Then I'd do the ham + potatoes to leave the turkey last so the skin is fresh and cripsy for serving. Alternatively part your turkey out and you might be able to fit ham and turkey in at once but plan on longer cook times and use thermometers.

>> No.17040008

>>17039963
My attention is worth far more than trivial foodstuffs. You also get to share them with her if you so choose.

>> No.17040030

>>17040008
I dunno man if you wanna travel with people being able to make the food you will eat - snacks and meals and all that - in advance - is good as gold. Not having to stop for food when you are in the middle of nowhere is pretty priceless.

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By myself this yeah, but I made a nice carrot cake, wish I could share it with you all, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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>grandma refuses to let me help or even get near the kitchen

Dont even say it anons, I can cook better than anyone in this house. It hurts I just want to help

>> No.17040049

beer in hand
just started boiling water and preheating the oven for prep work

>> No.17040052 [DELETED] 

>>17039813
HECKIN YES BRO, epic meat and beer!!! Whatever you're making should be wrapped in bacon too, MEAT BRO! So epic!!! Tell me you didnt forget your beard oil for your totally epic beard too bro!!

>> No.17040060

>>17040030
I think you replied to the wrong fren. But I agree.

>> No.17040064
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>>17040036
At least you have a grandma. All of my grandparents died before I was out of diapers.

>> No.17040078

>>17040060
No, I didn't. My point was to say you can capture people's attention if you are willing to make them food to last them all day.

He claimed his attention is worth more than food - but in my experience - homemade, scratch-made food is currency for social interaction.

>> No.17040088

>>17039546
10/10 would take a seat at your table

>> No.17040095

>>17040064
Same. Both of my parents are gone as well. I've got my shit together better than my cousins, and I have a farm house in the sticks. Everybody comes to my place now for Thanksgiving, It's a weird feeling.

>> No.17040109 [DELETED] 

>>17040064
Shes my in laws, I grew up in the same situation plus with a relatively small extended family. It's strange being around grandparents and more than 15 people on the holidays

>> No.17040125

I am beat, dinner rolls dough is risen but I feel like I am dying already, normally I would take the hour when its raising to rest but since I instead spent that time cutting the spine out of the turkey, then spreading the herb butter over it and cleaning out the smoker, but after a little rest I'll be back at it, the dough should make probably 50 or so rolls, which might sound like a lot but we've got a big family and some friends are expected to be here, even with my one sister having the coof who has to miss this one we're gonna be expecting 20-30 people, and if there is any left then I can make sandwiches the next day.

>> No.17040139

>>17036185
It's one day, abhorrent slag. We eat and eat and drink and drink and complain about Xmas commercials.

>> No.17040156

>chicken wings (in the air fryer)
>southern mac and cheese
>White Castle stuffing
>green bean casserole
>pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream

>> No.17040159

I do Thanksgiving twice. My family shows up today, not many people. My wife takes this one. She'll do a turkey and a ham, a few common midwestern sides and I try to help but she's pretty much got this.
Saturday is her huge redneck family and it's an all day bash.
>up early roasting a fresh ham in pellet grill
>deep fry a turkey, her uncle raises them
>her brother is bringing backstraps from deer he got this year
>side dishes, pies, all brought in from family members
>shoot trap in back yard
>wood stove fired up in garage, whiskey and cigars
>little kids running around everywhere
>teenagers in basement doing god knows what
>old men snoozing off and on in front of the TV
>women busy in kitchen, clucking like hens
I have a blast with her family and it's a lot of work. My family is way more low key.

>> No.17040170

No family. No friends. No gf. I tried my hardest to get a gf this year. Never happens. Fucking people are following me and harassing me

>> No.17040196

>>17040139
>Xmas
You can say Christmas here, sweaty.

>> No.17040224

>>17040159
My grandparents had 8 kids, 2 sets of 4, spaced 15 years apart. Extreme amount of cousins, and Grandma always had a live-in type of handyman or maid who helped her prep, some sad person she brought home from the state of almost homeless she met at the grocery store, then, gave them a roof. These people joined the family and always helped her make her 30 pies, 4-5 mains and put out the cookie jar with old world intricate christmas cookies, like pizelles, biscotti, checkerboard cookies, thumbprints with jam, shortbreads, etc.Different flavors of fudge in tins. Two kinds of fruitcake in tins. She canned all year to put out the chutneys and relishes to go with it all, from watermelon pickles, corn relish, to homemade chili sauce.

My childhood thanksgivings were pretty much all of this minus your deer, but someone might be jerk seasoning some wings or stuffed jalapenos on the grill. The garage door would be kept open and half the neighborhood is dropping in to say hi, while one of my uncles has every instrument necessary for zydeco, blues, 60s and 70s rock, for jam sessions that can be heard for a 1/4 mile radius. There will be 40 cars in the massive driveway, and several coolers with iced beers, sodas, waters, and it will last into the next day throughout the patio, garage, pool deck, everywhere. There could be anything from yoohoo to strawberry soda to beer.

My grandfather, who was an utterly alone and unfortunate orphan by his 12th birthday where he started to support himself on his own, always teared up, and shed a tear in emotional joy when you arrived and greeted him with a kiss on the cheek. He just literally loved holidays. His was a successful life surrounded the family he created on his own. Not only did he support his own family, but sent support to this wife's mother all the rest of her years too. Truly a thankful legacy.

>> No.17040229

Happy thanksgiving bro’s. Thanks for being the best cooking board online, even if half of you faggots just wanna talk about fast food all day

>> No.17040254
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My mom abandoned me on Thanksgiving again
>mom calls me asking to have thanksgiving with me
>sure, why not
>originally she said she would arrive with groceries in the afternoon
>12 hours later
>she's here with a bunch of shitty laundry, no food
>the fuck
>tell her thanksgiving's fucked now
>she tells me to calm down and calls up her bank for some reason
>hour passes
>asks me for 200 bucks
>obliged like typical idiot son
> she leaves and is gone for three-four hours
>comes back with a can of cranberries and a superbird
> give me a bunch of bullshit excuses on how she couldn't find this couldn't find that
>whatever
>tells me she's got to get more laundry from her friend's house oh, and she'll be back shortly
>already knew this was just an excuse to go to her friend's house and get shitfaced on Klonopin
>off she went with the rest of my money
>(I had forgotten I even gave it to her because she literally turned up with only two things)
>go to bed
>wake up
>no_mommy.mkv
Happy fucksgiving

>> No.17040256

>>17039125
Pumpkin pie, nothing even close

>> No.17040260

>>17035985
Had sum turkeh =^)

>> No.17040269

For the first time ever I helped my mom with thankshiving! I seasoned the turkey and stuffed it

>> No.17040272

>>17039608
heh

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>>17035985
Silly Americans, Thanksgiving was last month! You guys all missed it!

>> No.17040323

ham going in the oven

>> No.17040325

>>17035985
Happy Thanksgiving Burgerfrens

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just had a beer with my morning coffee, going to pull the turkey out the fridge and talk the dog for a walk. stay comfy bros

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>That time of year again to bust out the steel ladder, rope, and about 300oz of oil

>> No.17040352

I thought Americans was all about taking, not giving.

>> No.17040360

>>17040032
Looks amazing. Happy turkey day anon.

>> No.17040372

gobble gobble

>> No.17040374

>>17040352
no, that's just the current administration

>> No.17040383

>>17035985
Going okay it's my mom's first time as a host helping clean the house right now.
I'm thankful there's no racemixers in my family so I won't see niggers today

>> No.17040389

>>17040374
we're building back better

>> No.17040391

>>17040374
Previous administration*

>> No.17040392

>>17040254
Sorry bro

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>>17039746

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>>17036679 thanks
>>17037886 some might say it is
>>17039864 thats a bowling ball?

>> No.17040419

>>17040064
I wish mine died when I was young

>> No.17040436

>>17040419
Same, all the awful people in my family seem to live to be 100. I'll never get my inheritance.

>> No.17040448

>>17040436
Good you little piece of shit.

>> No.17040452

>>17040419
It would be easier that way I guess but you still have to see your parents deal with it which can be just as hard.

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learning to cook for my family

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>>17035985
europeans will NEVER truly experience a real thanksgiving dinner. I feel absolutely bad for you....

>> No.17040470 [DELETED] 

>>17040391
I agree trump's policies TOOK taxes out of my paycheck and I ended up with more money at the end of the week. Sorry he made you actually have to work

>> No.17040479

>>17040465
Ohh, we got a lot of crappy food here, too.

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>>17035985
Gobble gobble! Hope you all enjoy your turkey today!

>> No.17040482

>>17040479
I'm not even offended or bothered. But it makes me laugh when I hear anti-American posts. It just makes you guys so mad. I don't know why. You just sound like snobs.

>> No.17040487

>>17040470
Good for you, then no money to fix infrastructure, but I guess you don't give a damn?

>> No.17040496

>>17040487
lol he thinks that money will go to infrastructure and not back into the pockets of the democratic party

>> No.17040503

>>17040487
infrastructure is a scam, there is potholes around here older than me.

>> No.17040513

>>17040479
I don't know how anything in that picture can be seen as "crappy" a lot of it has euro roots even.

>> No.17040514

Take a shot of your favorite alcoholic beverage of your choice of some Canadian/Aussie/BRI'ISH fag crying about America.

>> No.17040521

>>17036008
Based

>> No.17040537

>>17039082
:(

I hope you have an awesome thanksgiving anon

>> No.17040543

>>17036317
Wtf is wrong with anon's family in that pic? Are they trying to create a grinch?

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>>17040032
mirin.

Happy turkey day anon

>> No.17040556

>>17036317
Lol this happened to me a few times. People are ungrateful bastards.

>> No.17040557

>>17040513
Artifically fed up bird. Sauce came in a can, drinking bud lite while watching rigged games on tv. Grow up usa.

>> No.17040570
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My extended family always has a good Thanksgiving but we always go hard on pies and I love it
>Apple
>Apple caramel
>Banana creme
>Berry ginger
>Coconut creme
>Pecan (pic related)
I swear people under-eat during the actual meal just to keep room for pie, we have homemade fruitcake soaked in rum as well

>> No.17040577

>>17040570
N-no pumpkin pie?

>> No.17040591

>>17040570
Oh Jesus you're right, I might have to whip one up then. We still got extra pie crust so no worries. Thank you anon

>> No.17040594

>not cooking this year, instead we're going to my brother's for lunch and my grandpa's for dinner
At least I don't have to clean a bunch of shit and I'm having a turkey smoked by my local church so we'll have that, but fuck I kind of miss waking up early and making a big feast for the family.

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I'm thankful for tasty food

>> No.17040600

>>17040557
>assumption assumption assumption
terrible bait
>inb4 but u replied doe lol
kys

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>>17035985
doing some meat and potatoes and talking with neighbors more often

>> No.17040608

>>17040557
Seethe, dilate, etc.

>> No.17040610

every year around thanksgiving, the americans commit a genocide against the turkey race.

>> No.17040614

>>17040448
Get covid, grandma

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Happy Thanksgiving /ck/

>> No.17040620

>>17040452
I dont like my grandparents. I miss my great grandparents tho

>> No.17040622

>>17040052
why are you so broken?
quit being broken.

>> No.17040626

>>17040603
Your a little character, aren't you?

>> No.17040628

what music if any are listening to /ck/

>> No.17040631

>>17040628
Icon for Hire. I'm roasting the turkey at my place before taking it over to my parent's, so it's just me in the kitchen

>> No.17040632

I'm spending Thanksgiving alone this year. Instead of buying a turkey for just me, I bought a steak instead. Will the pilgrims rise from their graves to murder me in revenge for this breach of tradition?

>> No.17040634

>>17037853
>>17037992
I.. I am female... But, even so, I'm still a bit gay.

And I'm the only person who knows she's changing gender identity. Tis all love. Food and family.

>> No.17040635

>>17040600
>>17040608
Guess I hit a nerve. Live whatever you like, why would someone from Europowerzone care?
Eat you 'food' ,drink your 'beer'
Living the life (hahahh)

>> No.17040637

>>17040595
Why does this guy remind me of those creepy Christian fanatics you'd meet at church. Like way too nice

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>>17040635
>Guess I hit a nerve. Live whatever you like, why would someone from Europowerzone care?
>Eat you 'food' ,drink your 'beer'
>Living the life (hahahh)

>> No.17040648 [DELETED] 

>>17040622
What are you talking about bro MANLY MEN like ME only cook MEAT bro so epic baking is for sissies MEAT MAN GUN MAN FIRE KNIFE MAN COOK

>> No.17040652

>>17040557
>Artifically fed up bird. Sauce came in a can, drinking bud lite while watching rigged games on tv. Grow up usa.
Funny how posts like this just proves how a fucking leaf, ausfags, and britbongs are so uninformed

>> No.17040658

>>17040648
the website for mental illness is reddit.
please go there and be with your kind.

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>tfw can't bring my entire hot sauce collection to my wife's boyfriend's family's house
at least I have my Switch to keep me company

>> No.17040665

>>17039184
>I have a law degree
https://youtu.be/Xs-UEqJ85KE

>> No.17040671

>>17040662
Shut up you fucking nigger. This thread doesn't need dumb retard shitposters like you.

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Cringe amerilards4x0av eatiGansrng filth.

>> No.17040687

>>17040681
God, I love disco elysium.

>> No.17040695

>>17040632
Steak is pretty good. If anything they'll go after the poor person eating cold cuts and ramen today.

>> No.17040696

>>17040610
Don't forget we pardon one so he can go back and tell the others what we have done.

>> No.17040701

>>17040681
Where do you live? Let me come and visit. I'll have a gas can and a chain to lock your doors shut.

>> No.17040704

>>17040701
Putrid scum... I am American.

>> No.17040705

>>17035985
>What are you thankful for this year?
that I will soon be moving to a white neighborhood.

>> No.17040711

>>17040704
So where do you live

>> No.17040714
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Sweet potato dough is done and proofing

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To all my cookbros and cooksis(i think there are girls here too)...

Even if you have no one to celebrate with, you always have us to be with you on thanksgiving. I personally do not have anyone to celebrate thanksgiving with but I'm gonna buy some treats to eat later tonight.

>> No.17040720

>>17040711
Cum City, cowboy ;)

>> No.17040722

>>17040716
happy thanksgiving, I'm not doing anything today either so you're not alone in being alone today.

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Done with the initial skin crisping, now just basting every 20 minutes at a comfy 300°

>> No.17040730

>>17040720
Yeah that's what I thought bitch. Talk shit on the internet and too afraid to back it up irl.

>> No.17040732

>>17040730
Whatever. Fuck off.

>> No.17040733

>>17040722
<3 thank you cookbro love u

>> No.17040738

>>17040733
love you too (in a non sexual way).

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I’m making Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole and something called Watergate salad with my parents.
We used to have a big Thanksgiving dinner with my dad’s side of the family but I haven’t seen them since before covid happened.

>> No.17040747

>>17040724
>basting every 20 minutes
your skin is gonna be so damn hard it's gonna crack.

>> No.17040749

>>17040732
No not whatever. Delete your post disparaging Thanksgiving you stupid nigger.

>> No.17040752

I was only on the hook for a salad and appetizer this year (thanks gramma / potluck culture) so I made a spinach harvest instagram salad with apple, pecan, blue cheese, spinach with a homemade rasp dressing.

I also decided to bring pelmeni with some dill sour cream sauce. It's not very traditional, but honestly turkey sucks and I know a lot of my family agrees so a meat appetizer I thought was a good idea.

Hope everybody enjoys their meal, don't fight with their family too much and good luck to all the chefs.

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>>17040730
Happy indiginous pplyvdshs day soup skull.

>> No.17040754

>>17040724
wtf retard, why are you cooking so early? Are you one of the idiots who has thanksgiving at noon?

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>>17040738
no cap on god fr fr though...

I was erping earlier this morning. so take that as you will.

>> No.17040756

>>17040749
You are so fucking annoying.

>> No.17040761

>>17040756
Delete the post you piece of shit.

>> No.17040765

>>17040761
I'm out. I got a life actually. Not wasting time here. Have a good one.

>> No.17040770

>>17040754
1:30. I'm figuring four hours to cook and an half an hour to rest

>> No.17040771

>>17040765
Run away cunt.

>> No.17040807

>Eating turkey for Thanksgiving
Do you really do this?

>> No.17040832

>>17040807
I just cook it and look at it.

>> No.17040842

>>17040064
I'm sorry for that bro

>> No.17040846

>>17040637
a good psychopath needs a nice harmless facade.

>> No.17040850

>>17040724
reflex looks like a guy flexing

>> No.17040864
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Typically amercian stuffing in the family.

>> No.17040865

>>17040254
I think you should tell her how her actions are hurting you.

>> No.17040867

>>17036317
Nah, I don't have an horrible family

>> No.17040870

>>17040850
It's a big bird

>> No.17040873

deviled eggs done
ham baking
twice baked potatoes ready for filling

>> No.17040889

>>17040637
well, his parents were missionaries

>> No.17040890

>>17040873
What kinda ham? I always wish we'd do glazed, but my mom hates how sweet it is

>> No.17040894

>>17040628
https://youtu.be/swloMVFALXw

>> No.17040908
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Which one should I get?

>> No.17040911

>>17040890
galze*

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Bread dough proofing now, got cornbread muffins ready to bake also, next up is peeling potatoes and baking the bread. My mother is bringing the turkey and some butternut squash this year, and my uncle has taken the easy route and is bringing pie/ice cream. I've also got a sweet potato for my grandpa and stuffing to throw together at the last minute.
Shit's gonna be so good, I can't wait to make stock tomorrow too.

>> No.17040914

>>17040889
>well, his parents were missionaries
For the sole purpose of procreation? Gross

>> No.17040931

>>17040409
Watch The Big Lebowski (1998)

>> No.17040932

>>17040714
I didn't know sweet potato bread was a thing, I'm going to try this sometime soon now.

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>>17040912
>squash
The worst Thanksgiving tradition

>> No.17040937

>>17040894
based

>> No.17040939

Bros, we made it! Gobble gobble!

>> No.17040940

>>17040931
I give it a watch but I dont really like moives

>> No.17040942

>>17040870
for you

>> No.17040943
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>woke up
>go downstairs to grab a slice of pecan pie and coffee for breakfast
>girlfriend and uncle is arguing over vaccine
>immediately goes back upstairs
>no pecan pie and coffee
i'm starving bros....i'm probably gonna stay up here and watch a movie until it's time for lunch

>> No.17040945

>>17040939
Goebels like

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>>17040908
>vegan

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>you are only allowed to bring 1 (one) saucerino to Thanksgiving dinner this year
What do you pick? For me, it's gotta be Fiery Fart

>> No.17040971

>>17040908
hazlenut cranberry roast hands down the best of the variety.

>> No.17040984

>>17040628
https://youtu.be/Mbr7zSiMN4Y?list=PLRWlU51yEhdPgxRfRDoOTR2nYEJkMz0N4

>> No.17040989

>>17040943
>girlfriend and uncle
You just know.

>> No.17040992

>>17040970
Cranberry. Easy peasy what do I win?

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>>17040992
a thumbs up

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>>17036345
>>17040714
Turkey thighs going in. Swiss cheese grated. In hindsight, I wish I shelled out for a higher quality swiss l, but too little too late now.
I work at 3 am, so I'm aiming for an earlier meal

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>>17040989
should I check on them? it suddenly got quiet downstairs

>> No.17041009

>not american
>dont know what is thanksgiving
>instead just remember that is black friday
>mfw

>> No.17041017

Happy Thanksgiving 4chan, I'll be making my signature whipped garlic mashed potatoes with gruyere and cream, aka an aligot. Enjoy the day with your family on the best holiday of the year! I'm grateful for you anon.

>> No.17041018

>>17041008
>wants to see his uncle fucking his gf
Cuck

>> No.17041021

>>17040996
Sweet but I kinda wanted another beer...

>> No.17041024

>>17040890
brown sugar and honey glazed
almost ready to brush it

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>>17041021
oh ok have on on me

>> No.17041029

>>17041026
*one

>> No.17041030

>>17041008
Don't let that idiot put things in your head. Unless your girlfriend has given you any reason to not trust her, don't let idiots on the internet make you question her loyalty. Go by your own experience in the relationship.

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Post pies!
Apple pie!

>> No.17041045

>>17041043
later tonight

>> No.17041047

>>17041026
Sweet! Thanks!
>>17041030
We're kidding around. That anon knows whats up. It's just a laugh. Lighten up faggot
>oh no he called me a faggot I must fuck same sex now!
See how dum that is?

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>>17041043
Top is a berry crumble
Bottom is a coconut cream.

>> No.17041057

I cooked the oyster too long for my oyster dressing!!!! Why!!!

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>>17041043
I only made cherry this year but I'm also supplying 90% of the savory stuff and sweet potato casserole so it's k.

>> No.17041064

>>17041057
>Oysters on Thanksgiving
Eurocucks, everyone...

>> No.17041065

>>17041047
Some people are new to relationships and don't understand the idea of trust, and others have let this website corrupt their worldview and perspective in regards to relationships and due to that, find it nearly impossible to desire one anymore. You make light of these things but you'd be surprised as to how many people believe everything they read on here.

>> No.17041105

>>17040908
a bullet

>> No.17041107

I hope all you Americans have a good Thanksgiving.

>t. Monkey.

>> No.17041113

>>17041065
It is statistically improbable to be in a long term relationship with a woman who never cheats on you, even if you remain blissfully ignorant.

>> No.17041123

Happy Thanksgiving! https://go.rancah.com/GKgLp

>> No.17041124

>>17041065
Projection. You're as bad as trannies canceling Chappelle. Fuck off faggot.

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>>17035985
Clockwise from the top
squash casserole
Green bean casserole
Honey baked ham
Cole slaw
Homemade cranberry sauce
Baked beans
Dressing in the center

I wish all of you that are alone or away from your families well, and good luck and God's grace in the next year.

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I am thankful for jannies. For working with 0 (zero) pay and cleaning up after us for free. A toast to all jannies former and current.

>> No.17041146

>>17041136
From the bottom stupid phone flipped my picture. Via con Dios /ck/

>> No.17041150

My baked Brie exploded in the oven but that’s ok, it’s still delicious. Turkey is in, can chill and drink for a few hours before getting everything else done

>> No.17041157

Couldn't go to my parents house this year since I just moved and out of PTO days and its a long ass drive. Decided to make:

>Brined turkey
>Stuffing
>Mashed potatoes
>Green bean casserole with some bacon in it
>Cranberries
>Rolls

Gonna have it with some wine and watch some movies.

>> No.17041164

Well played janny. Well played.
I am making a pumpkin cheesecake. It's going well (so far)

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Happy turkey day anons!

>> No.17041175

>>17036813
>>17036815
>>17036972
>>17037894
>>17037949
>>17038754
you guys are so awesome. i hope you are all having a good thanksgiving.

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Roasting done, now we let it rest before taking it over to the big gathering

>> No.17041178

>>17041107
thanks Brazil anon

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home from college and this will be my second year in a row making adam "soychad" "the anti-babish" ragusea's turkey.
last year it got good reception.
found out the turkey my parents got this year is "pre-brined" which adam says is bad for the gravy. he also compared turkey to niggers tonguing his wife's clit so im not exactly sure i trust him completely on this one.
its in the oven right now
hoping i dont fuck it up

>> No.17041192

>>17041113
Improbably perhaps, but not impossible. I know that majority of women don't really have any values and are extremely vain and selfish, so I'm not going to even deny you here.

>>17041124
Oh no, you don't approve of me. How will I continue to live?

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>>17035985
Anyone play cards with family while waiting for dinner?

Please tell your family to vote for this game today: https://youtu.be/pJasFdMOXsM

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#17035985
I made Ghee bros. How did I do?

>> No.17041198

>>17041177
looks good

>> No.17041200

>>17041177
I want to lick those crusty. seasoned, crevices

>> No.17041204

>>17041177
checked. That looks tasty AF anon. Very nice color. post pics of carved later.

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>>17041197
Why is it so dark?

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Well, I just had a nice big meal at a restaurant, and now I’m sitting in Washington Square Park digesting it and listening to a pretty darn good saxophonist.

>> No.17041214

>>17041017
That sounds delicious, cheers anon

>> No.17041219

>>17041212
>out in public
Uhhhh, I don't know if you got the memo, but there's LITERALLY a GLOBAL PANDEMIC going on RIGHT NOW?

>> No.17041220

>>17041197
looks kinda dark anon?

>> No.17041221

Turkey and lamb almost done, got a few sides and 4 pies, plenty of liquor and a good cigar to help digest the food after I eat.

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>>17041212
>there's someone sitting outside washington square park phoneposting right now
uhhhh

>> No.17041231

>>17039469

corn tray

>> No.17041234

>>17041140
>they deleted this after your thanks to them
They are quite unthankful I see.

>> No.17041247

>>17039469
what's with the turkey just floating in water

>> No.17041252

>>17041212
New York City? Liberal scum.

>> No.17041256

>>17041197
I think you made charcoal instead.

>> No.17041258

>>17041197
poo in loo here. I think the goddess of death Kali may have manifested in your ghee.

>> No.17041259

>>17035985
I bought a precooked turkey. Should I reheat at 325 or 350?

>> No.17041271

>>17040931
its ok i got the reference

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Turkey sneak peek

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>>17041059

>> No.17041281

>>17041277
Looks dry.

>> No.17041283

>>17036008
Same, same

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>>17041277

>> No.17041286

>>17041059
It looks like a crime of passion
>how do you know, Frank?
The 10 bullet holes indicate an emotional hostility.

>> No.17041289

>>17039819
>Americans need to take the goose pill and leave the turkey in 1893.

For Christmas maybe, but not Thanksgiving.

>> No.17041294

>>17039903
>we'll have replicators soon.

I fucking wish. Give me that Star Trek future where I can just travel across the galaxy please.

>> No.17041295

>>17041258
Why is her tongue so enticing?

>> No.17041297

>>17035985
I'm not gonna lie, this thanksgiving I decided to try two leek based recipes (leek potato soup and mushroom leek bread pudding) and I feel dumb for never eating leeks prior to this.

>> No.17041302

>>17039819
i'd be down for more geese in supermarkets

>> No.17041303

>>17040652
>a fucking leaf

Now listen here Jack, Canadians DO celebrate Thanksgiving, and they eat almost the exact same stuff that we do.

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I'm hungry

>> No.17041307

>>17036317
I love the holidays. I always put in for telework and spend Thanksgiving to New Year eating holiday food, enjoying my forested home, and playing Stardew Valley. Also watching Christmas movies like A War in the Pocket.

>> No.17041312

I'm thankful for having friends who can depend on me (and on whom I can also depend).
Done so far:
Broke down a 19lb-er to use the back and wingtips in stock-making and freeze the thighs and drums for future eatings.
Made the stock which got then made into gravy.
Made purple cauliflower stamppot.
Made cranberry rhubarb sauce.
Made stuffing-stuffed cabbage.
Seasoned the breast with rosemary, sage, black pepper, dried lemon and dried onion and shoved it in the oven.
About to stuff some winter carrots with rice, mushrooms, pine nuts and dried, unsweetened sour cherries which will go into the oven with duckfat and dill once the turkey comes out. Would've used turkey fat from the stock but I used it all up making the gravy and stuffing.
About to braise some baby corn in compound butter flavoured with parsley and dried onion.
About to make blue foam jell-o.

My turkey had practically no thighs this year. The drumsticks weighed more than they did. That's weird. Anyone else had a similarly oddly-shaped bird?

>>17040934
I just don't like when it's made into a dessert. Pumpkin pie. Zucchini bread (it's a fucking cake and you know it). Butternut squash muffins. That sorta thing. Hate'em. I like squashes when prepared in non-sweet ways.
Like... if I couldn't get the baby corn this year, I was gonna cook a spaghetti squash or acorn squash instead. The spaghetti squash would have been with chilli, garlic, parsley and olive oil. If I got acorn squash instead, I would have wedged it, dusted it in corn-starch and deep-fried it though I don't know right now how I'd've seasoned it.

>> No.17041314

>>17037238
RIP anon’s gramma

>> No.17041319

>>17041189
I want to kiss you.

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>>17041285
HOT

>> No.17041322

>>17041302
Local supermarkets in my area started carrying goose on the regular a few years ago. Five or so, I think. Waaaaaaaay to 'spensive, tho. Plus, I'm terrible at roasting fatty birds, My roast duck is always a travesty and while I've never roasted a goose, I would guess I'd fuck it up just the same. I do pan-sear a mean duck titty, however.

>> No.17041327

all the food is done and in the oven just waiting for frens to show up

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Hey lads and ladettes, >>17039182 here. I'm feeling really hungry, and there's not much to eat because most of the food is for my (postponed) Thanksgiving. Should I just start the gumbo now, or should I want a while?

>> No.17041334

>>17038837
accept it. i am bringing three dishes and have been drinking all day/morning. my brother is driving me lol.

>> No.17041342

>>17036105
based and wholesomepilled

>> No.17041344

>wind picked up
>supposed to last all day
>can barely keep the fryer lit
Will cooking it in a garage kill me?

>> No.17041346

>>17041344
YES

>> No.17041353

>>17041332
do you have any dessert planned? could start now and then eat dessert and get drunk later

>> No.17041357

do homosexuals have certain preference food regards?

>> No.17041370

>>17041357
I'm particularly fond of soups. They're easily my fav category of food.

>> No.17041371

>>17041312
> cranberry rhubarb sauce
Interesting choice combining two very sour ingredients but I can see the flavors working. Do you need a ton of sugar to counterbalance?

>> No.17041380

>>17041371
I don't use as much sugar as you're supposed to, anyway, but I do add more sugar to the cran-rhu sauce than I do normal-ass cran sauce, yes. Another good addition is dried, candied hibiscus flowers. I didn't put any this year, but it works really, really well.

>> No.17041385

>>17035985
I made a turkey for the first time last year and am now a little disappointed that I'm not the one making the turkey this year. But sides are coming along
>>17036005
I'm thankful I'm not so pathetic that I have to cling to my skin color as the only thing I can be proud of.

>> No.17041397

>>17041192
Wow do you are capable of not taking shit too seriously. Good for you

>> No.17041401

>>17041397
Care to rephrase that?

>> No.17041407

>>17041166
What the fuck is that?

>> No.17041408

Does cherry chestnut pie sound any good? I can't seem to find any recipes for it.

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>>17041401
No

>> No.17041415

>>17041411
lmao

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I'm making beans

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Happy Thanksgiving

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>>17041418

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>>17041385
Ask if you can help clean the carcass then make stock from it, turkey noodle soup the week after Thanksgiving is delicious and comfy as the snow begins to accumulate outside.
I made stock the last two years and plan to again this year, last year I used some of it to boil rice in to make turkey-fried rice.
>>17041421
Same meal?

>> No.17041436

>>17041429
>snow
check your privilege.

>> No.17041441

>>17041429
No, mine's from cracker barrel. If I didn't forget to unflip the image you maybe would have noticed.

>> No.17041443

>>17036005
Based

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Ordered sushi cus I’m alone in a new city. I’m grateful for comedy podcasts

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>>17041281
The breasts are not. Havnt gotten to the dark yet. Still a bit hot.

>> No.17041454

>>17041408
Depends on how you plan to combine the two. I know chestnut pies exist in various forms, some made with whole chestnuts akin to a pecan pie and same made from chestnut flour and therefore more similar to a semolina pudding in texture. There are likely others, too. If I were to make a cherry chestnut pie, I'd make the first type of chestnut pie I mentioned, the one that's like a pecan pie, and just toss some cherries in there. I guess it would be a chestnut cherry pie rather than a cherry chestnut pie, though. Does that help?

>> No.17041456

>>17041444
stay strong anon

>> No.17041457

>>17041444
at least you've got the hustle and bustle of the big city to keep you company right

>> No.17041458

>>17041444
I'd have you over for Thanksgiving if you help me clean the fuck up. My kitchen looks like Faluja right now.

>> No.17041475

Do turkeys and shit typically go on sale after Thanksgiving?

>> No.17041482
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>always loved corn pudding at thanksgiving
>develop crohn's
>can't eat corn pudding anymore, even with medication that lets me eat everything else
pain. I miss it so much bros, every thanksgiving hurts without it

>> No.17041485

>>17041475
yea

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Anyone else getting their turkey dinner at a diner?

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>>17041454
>Does that help?
Yes, thank you Anon.

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>>17041418
>>17041426
Beans and scalloped potatoes.

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I'm making rolls for the first time ever.

Unfortunately I'm way behind on when I wanted food to be ready but I'm honestly just cooking for my mom and myself so I don't really care

>> No.17041513

>>17041418
This nigga making beans!

>> No.17041514

>>17041486
I had to pass by a diner today on my way to Walgreens to get evapomilk for something. Was surprised the place was packed like a motherfucker. Not just sad-looking singles, either. Whole families. From what I could see in the window, everyone seemed to be having a good time. I guess not everyone cooks at home for turkey day.

>> No.17041521

>>17041475
Not in my experience, no. If it did, I'd be all over that shit and stock my freezer.
Ham does after Christmas and Easter, tho. Can get a huge one for like $5 or some nonsense.

>> No.17041529

>>17041166
How did you get it all to look like that? Based "soul sucked" cooking.

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>everybody sits down
>(nononono please no no no)
>would anon lead us in prayer?
>*breathes in*
>UD RĒEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
>UD SUUUUURA RRRĒEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
>NGI BARA BARA BARAREEEĒEEEAAAAA

>> No.17041544

>>17041513
BRUH LMAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>> No.17041556

>>17039245
the same as yours, there's plenty of great things about America that aren't the shitty military industrial complex

>> No.17041562

Well my grandma refused to come (made up an excuse of being sick) so it's just myself and my mom. Bummer.

>> No.17041566

>>17041486
needs gravy master

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Happy Thanksgiving frens I just opened up a Mich Ultra and sitting outside while my parents cook. Wish I had a cigarette though

>> No.17041575
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the Thanksgiving plate

>> No.17041585

>>17040254
sounds like you should go no contact man, shit that only hurts you isn't good for anyone.

>> No.17041586

>>17041575
>corn bread
Found the kneegrow

>> No.17041588

>>17041586
corn pudding actually

>> No.17041603

>>17039917
>How do people find the time and ability to cook several dishes with one oven and before dinner?
you just do it yo

>> No.17041612

>>17040628
why, who but the inimitable Leo Kottke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oupOlponNjQ&ab_channel=TheEveningRedness

>> No.17041615

>>17039917
Organize it by duration.
>raw turkey needs ~3 hours
>smoked ham needs about 1.5 hours
>casseroles take about 45-1hour
>rolls take 15 minutes

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>Mom called me to yell at me for how selfish I was for ruining her thanksgiving because I didn't come
>She's been telling me for months I wasn't allowed to come unless I got vaccinated

>> No.17041623

It's not even 3 pm in the east coast how are people having dinner already?

>> No.17041629

>>17041212
>if I hadn't gone home for the holiday I could have walked 5 minutes and scared the shit out of this anon
damn, it wasn't worth it

>> No.17041632

How do I use the turkey carcass to make stock to use at a later date? Just break it apart and boil it in water for a while?

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Cataloguing what everyone has brought
>Turkey
>Ham
>Bread rolls in a basket made of bread
>mashed potatoes and gravy
>beet salad
>sage dressing
>squash soup
>dark greens salad
>pumpkin pie
>corn
>brussel sprouts
>candied yams
>party potatoes
>apple pie

>> No.17041643

For my thanksgiving, we got
Balsamic, honey and cider glazed duck
Smoked turkey
Ham
Dressing/stuffing/idc what it's called I don't eat the shit and someone else made it
Scalloped Potatoes
Green Beans
Rolls
Deviled Eggs
Banana Pudding
Possum Pie (it's a southern dessert, it's cream cheese and chocolate pudding topped with whipped cream on a pecan shortbread crust)
Pineapple Cheesecake

9 people will be attending.

We have way too much food, especially since two of our guests decided to dip out at the last minute. I decided that I'm not ever hosting this stupid shit again.

>> No.17041646

>>17041623
My family has Thanksgiving lunch. Then, we nibble on the leftovers the rest of the day as we play cards, reminisce, yell at the kids to stfu etc. Well, we used to. Then my dad murdered my mom so now, my brother, sister and I and our kids just kind of avoid each other for the holiday. I miss Thanksgiving.

>> No.17041647

>>17040254
lol

>> No.17041655

>>17035985
I'm thankful I have food and things to keep my mind occupied. Nature is very pretty. I'm thankful I get to see it.

>> No.17041656

Dinner was great, didn't want to be the weirdo taking pics of my food tho

>> No.17041657

>>17041632
More or less, plus skimming scum as it forms. If you use a pressure cooker, there will be no skimming as scum doesn't really form in there for some reason.

>>17041643
>banana pudding
>pineapple cheesecake
Is the pudding honest-to-God banana pudding or that nonsense with the vanilla pudding, Nilla Wafers and sliced nanners?
As for the cheesecake, is the filling made with pineapple in it or is it just glazed with pineapple on top? My family go with the latter sort of cheesecake and I'm... not a fan.

>> No.17041668

>>17040628
when I was making my rolls I was listening to the haves have naught by the dear hunter and then save my soul by big bad voodoo daddy.

>> No.17041672
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Spatchcocked the turkey this year. 12 lbs at 325 not sure how long it should take

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>>17041357
it really depends on the homosexual in question

>> No.17041684

>>17040628
I have my shit on shuffle.
The last few songs that played that I remember were
Susie Q Sailaway by Self
Molasses Trip by Lederhosen Lucil
You and I by Yoko Ono
Some song I can't remember the name of by The Polyphonic Spree. I know it's from the second album.
Witness by Roots Manuva just finished playing and Jigsaw Earth by The Disco Biscuits just started up. I'm old.

>>17041668
You may also be old.

>> No.17041689

>>17035985
Happy Thanksgiving /ck/ love and goodwill to you all

>> No.17041691

what should I season my turkey with? I want it to taste like traditional turkey.

>> No.17041692

>>17041643
We have 16 this year which is just insane

>> No.17041696

>>17041691
Salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, sage

>> No.17041698

>>17040628
Steely Dan

>> No.17041699

>>17041691
Look up poultry seasoning recipe, mix it with butter and rub it all over/under the skin

>> No.17041701

>>17041691
salt, pepper, onion, celery, and garlic

>> No.17041708

>>17041692
At that point, I wouldn't even make a turkey. I'd make reservations. Sixteen fucking people. FOHWTBS.

>> No.17041711

>>17041684
I'm only 22.

>> No.17041714

>>17041699
>butter
Have you tried mayo instead? I was all about butter until, on a lark, I gave mayonnaise a try. I much prefer it now.

>> No.17041722
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How many people are you guys gonna have Thanksgiving with this year? I'm having a total of 11 people come over this year.

>> No.17041725

>>17035985
Very thankful for my wife. May have a dead end job and shit but she makes it worth it.

Making Turkey, Stuffing, Corn Bread, Corn Pudding Casserole, Green Bean Casserole, and Pecan Pie.
I wanted to try my hand in making cranberry sauce but no one was interested so I just skipped it.

Always fun to cook the whole meal and have people over

>> No.17041728

I require easy baked chicken breasts!

>> No.17041730

>>17041722
my dad is ultra npc and only wants immediate family over due to covid. we're all vaxxed btw.

>> No.17041732
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17041732

R8 my pl8

>> No.17041735

>>17041732
homo/faggot

>> No.17041737

>>17041732
Roasted dick
>can't unsee

>> No.17041739

>get him from work late on thanksgiving a few years ago
>aunt cooked the turkey, she fixes me a plate in the microwave, tells me the meat is a little dry because she messed it up a little
>I say “yeah haha it is a little dry but it’s still really good, thanks!”
>she stares at me without blinking psychopathically while smiling and repeatedly nodding
Why do women who aren’t chefs hate when you criticize their cooking?

>> No.17041740

>>17041732
Why is there a cooked D on your pl8 m8

>> No.17041743

>>17041732
Fag

>> No.17041745
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>>17041512
Could be better/10

>> No.17041747
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Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animals

>> No.17041748

>>17038905
God what i would give if i could find a sorce of lions mane and chicken of the woods mushrooms

>> No.17041752

>>17036652
Wet brined turkey tastes like shit

>> No.17041757

>>17041745
Did you brush with egg or anything?

>> No.17041760

>>17041745
did you jizz on those rolls?

>> No.17041761

The pecan pie and homemade whipped cream gave me diabetes

>> No.17041763

>>17041722
Only 3 this year. Me my wife and my dad. It feels lonely and sad.

>> No.17041769
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>>17039068
Turned out pretty good! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

>> No.17041774

>thanksgiving stickied
euros btfo

>> No.17041777

>>17041739
from what I understand, women are very passive aggressive with each other. So if you are saying that, then she thinks you are being passive aggressive to her and is taking it personally. Most guys don't do that so sometimes they just forget that only women are really passive aggressive to each other.

>> No.17041789
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>>17041747
Up in the poopshoot

>> No.17041796
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17041796

Just got up and stuff guys. Happy Thanksgiving. What's everybody drinking today? I'm starting off with this

>> No.17041799

>>17041745
I'd take one, they look fine anon good job.

>> No.17041813
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17041813

She's going in wish me luck

>> No.17041815
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17041815

>roasted turkey with overnight brine
>bacon jalapeño cornbread stuffing
>southern style mashed potatoes
>roasted Brussels sprouts with diced bacon
not pictured:
>pumpkin pie with homemade whipped cream

>> No.17041816

>>17041796
Evan Williams b.o.b.
I haven't brought good shit over since I seen my uncle pour my wellers over diet coke

>> No.17041823

quick anons, if I brined my turkey should I butter it too? Under the skin? I brined it with allspice and pepper. I would it butter it like gordon with lemon and parsley garlic butter. pls opine asap
Thanks

>> No.17041824

>>17041796
Jack Daniels Single barrel - barrel proof
130.2 proof - despite the heat you get good strong flavor

>> No.17041828

>>17036024
i went to walmart once to buy chips or something on a Thanksgiving evening and I had forgotten all about black Friday and I was very confused at the chaos in there at first.

>> No.17041829
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17041829

Daily reminder

>> No.17041838
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>>17041829
you are so nice

>> No.17041844
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17041844

She's going in

>> No.17041845
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17041845

oh god it's going to be super awkward when my family whom I haven't seen in years ask me about what I've been up to since I haven't had a job since july and I'm only taking college courses

>> No.17041857

>>17041845
Tell them you've been spending a lot of time with cooking experts.

>> No.17041866

>>17041845
Tell them the story of John Rambo but as if ur Rambo

>> No.17041873
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>>17039000
Hey guys, how do you think my bird turned out? I'm pretty happy with it. Yams in the oven, Mac boiling, got the roux started. Family over in about two hours. Dad passed last year so I've got him on the table with us. Love you guys, Happy Thanksgiving

>> No.17041874
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17041874

What have I done

>> No.17041882

>>17041874
Are you the lonely 30 year old Thanksgiving pizza maker? Looks pretty good honestly

>> No.17041884

>>17041873
Looks very classic. Good job, anon. No sarcasm. Sorry for your loss, but I'm glad you've the rest of the family with whom to less the burden.

>>17041874
Well what the heck izzit?

>> No.17041887

>>17041874
Youre a monster. Someone stop this man

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>>17041874
huh...how about that.

>> No.17041908

>>17041874
Looks delicious honestly

>> No.17041909

>>17041845
Home security.

>> No.17041915

>>17041874
a masterpiece.

>> No.17041923
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17041923

Going to put it in filo dough lined cup cake pan with flaky tops
Butter
Duck fat
3 types of mushrooms
Seasoning
Chicken broth
Heavy cream

>> No.17041928
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17041928

what leftovers did everyone make off with today? mine was
>half the batch of creamed corn i brought to dinner
>3 cheddar bay biscuits
>3 pecan tartlets made by my nana
feeling good about my haul this year

>> No.17041935

>>17041928
damn east coast people already talking about left overs
i havent even gotten to the house were eating at yet

>> No.17041938

>>17041873
im sure dad would love a piece of that Turkey keep your head up.

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>>17041829
thanks fren

>> No.17041940

>>17041935
my family had our dinner at 1 pm, but i'm sure most people are doing theirs later in the day

>> No.17041944

There's nothing like those high fiber dumps that leave your stomach feeling clean.

>> No.17041945

>>17041657
I'm not sure about the cheesecake, my mother in law made it. And I am pretty sure it's the vanilla wafer banana pudding. She made that too.

>> No.17041948

>>17041813
that hole in the back makes me think you already went in.

>> No.17041950
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17041950

>>17041874
Update: It's alright. Crust didn't brown well and is super doughy. Kind of tastes off too.
5/10, probably will never make again.

>> No.17041955

>>17041940
>dinner
>1 pm
fucking boomers

>> No.17041958

>>17041950
Shame, I've done similar things with sandwiches and burritos that came out decent.

>> No.17041961

>>17041950
crust did look off but the concept is good. just get good at crust and it'll be top notch.

>> No.17041962

>>17041955
dinner implies it's the last meal of the day idk why people don't just skip the breakfast,lunch,dinner thing and just say they are eating all day like a potlock

>> No.17041974

First one out in poker, fuck it imma taking a nap

>> No.17041981

>>17041344
i would just use the oven at this point or build a wind break dude

>> No.17041985
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I think my turkey is the moistest ever served at our Thanksgivings. Even dead center breast wasn't dry

>> No.17041988

>>17041940
we show up at 3 and eat at 5 once were all lubercated on cheap wine and whiskey....then we sing songs and smile and laugh and no tv or phones allowed....its great

>> No.17041998

>>17038870
Thank you Pepe,
That sounds really good

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17042011

Fiance is working a 24-hour shift today, so making myself a little Thanksgiving feast. Pork braciola stuffed, wrapped, and about to get plopped in the sauce.

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>>17041961
I've done better regular pizzas. This was just a swing and a miss I guess

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>be retarded American
>cook massive bird whole
lol...

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17042016

>>17036024
I've worked at grocery stores on Thanksgiving. At like 4 or 5 the place becomes empty. Up until then it's a never-ending mad house.

>> No.17042021

>>17042012
what did you use for the crust?

>> No.17042022
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>>17038870
Corn fritters. Heavy on the corn.

>> No.17042025

>>17042014
It's supposed to be an occasion. Just like you can probably cook a ribeye steak better when cut into individual portions, but cooking and serving a whole rib roast is really impressive.

>> No.17042027

I love the wawa thanksgiving sandwich so fucking much but I'm on a cut right now and it will be gone soon.

>> No.17042031

>>17042021
Regular pizza dough, but I mixed in instant mashed sweet potatoes

>> No.17042033
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Turkey is done lads

>> No.17042038

>>17042014
Some break it up but there are ways to keep it very moist while whole, it's just a pain.

>> No.17042040

>>17042031
>but I mixed in instant mashed sweet potatoes
no wonder it came out like that. It looked like a corn bread or something. I don't even want to think about how it tasted now.

>> No.17042045

>>17042033
Looks great, breh, make sure to rest it, don't get hasty.

>> No.17042049

>>17036317
His speech was fine until he said "merry christmas" at the end

>> No.17042050
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17042050

Had Thanksgiving buffet at a Big Boy. The place was packed with people. Broccoli cheese soup was the star dish. I'm alone now, but I'm going over to a girls house tonight.

>> No.17042053

>>17041757
Brushed with butter. Should I have given them an egg wash?

>>17041760
No but I got my friends to cum in them.

>>17041799
They taste pretty good. I think I could have salted them more but I'm not gonna throw a fit for a first time. I'd rather have pilsbury though so not sure what that says about me kek

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17042058

'merryca

>> No.17042064

>>17042050
Looks like ham, stuffing, cheese soup, biscuit with gravy in the back. Is that potato skins on the right?

>> No.17042081

>>17042053
>Should I have given them an egg wash?
They might have looked a little bit better. A bit glossier maybe. I'm sure they tasted fine regardless.

>> No.17042089

>>17042050
>Broccoli cheese soup was the star dish
to much bacon for me but hey its all good to each there own.

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The potatoes I made are so good

>> No.17042137

>>17041962
It's actually fairly new to refer to the late night meal as "dinner." In English, 'dinner' traditionally referred to the midday meal. It still does in the UK cf. school dinner. They say that there rather than 'school lunch.'
I get whatchersezzin' tho.

>> No.17042146

>>17041714
I would think that the mayo flavor wouldn't mesh with the flavor profile as well as butter

>> No.17042151

>>17041950
The real feast was the friends we made along the way

>> No.17042152

>>17042025
I'm not a retard so no I don't do that.

>> No.17042153
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17042153

rate my bread! it tastes good

>> No.17042155

I hope you bastards have a good day, Im just waiting a week to drive out in the countryside and blow my brains out. You accept this absurd clown world as normal and I just can't do it.

>> No.17042156
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cookiebros i am having some tombstone pizza and soda for thanksgiving

happy thanksgiving

>> No.17042163

>when you want to be thankful and enjoy time with your family but they're lip smacking mouth breathers who can't cook.

I should go out of town for Christmas.

>> No.17042182

>>17042163
Take initiative, teach them it's worth it to get through the challenge that cooking a good ass meal will bring.
If that doesn't work though it's best to get your own circle going, there's really no guarantee your family will be worth it

>> No.17042183

>>17041752
ok

>> No.17042190

>>17041194
We did! We would play a simple game of Rummy. Good times.

>> No.17042191

>>17042155
Anon, you are going to miss the jewish people having justice brought to them.

>> No.17042194
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Just got her in the oven with apple, onion, carrot, thyme and Rosemary.

>> No.17042198

>>17042191
>Anon, you are going to miss the jewish people having justice brought to them.
this anon knows. if you haven't noticed the army has been growing stronger and stronger lately.

>>17042155
we need you for the day of retribution

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turkey time bros

>> No.17042213

Sticky, only 885 replies, /ck/ is dead

>> No.17042214

>>17042153
I too made bread, yours looks more polished though, today was only my second time trying and my loafs are a little asymmetrical. Tasty though, and that's what counts.

>> No.17042217

>>17042213
we may not be the biggest board but we stand strong together.

>> No.17042221

>>17042213
shut up faggot, maybe people are eating you ever think of that

>> No.17042225

I just watched the worst football game I have ever seen, and the Cowboy's haven't even lost yet.

>> No.17042226

Just had an italian sub off the shelf of 7-Eleven, didn't feel like eating more bagels that I have sitting in the freezer. Holidays and what not are just another day for me.

>> No.17042230

>>17042156
Happy Thanksgiving!

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>>17035985
I made mac and cheese to take to thanksgiving dinner.

>> No.17042247

>British major called me a left-tenant.
If I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in military prison... it's Lieutenant mothernfucker.

>> No.17042251

>>17042235
looks great, what kind of cheeses dis you use?

>> No.17042254

>>17042221
im just fucking around bro chill out

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>>17042226
Well I'm glad you're at least sharing it with us sir. I just got a silver certificate from the gas station in my change.

>> No.17042261

>>17042251
Thanks, cheddar, and some parmasean.

I topped it with some shredded kraft triple cheese, bread crumbs, and bacon bits.

>> No.17042262

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends on /ck/

>> No.17042271

>>17042247
kek welcome to international relations military fren, they all do that. Just let it go bongs and the French are petty.

>> No.17042278

>>17042257
Nice and thanks for acknowledging my post

>> No.17042280

>>17042058
who is that next to Chelsea?

>> No.17042283

>>17042257
That’s a cool find, I remember buying a few of those at Mount Vernon as a kid.
I’m more into collecting Morgan silver dollars myself.

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my turkey was frozen so i can't cram it today
that said someone canceled their doordash groceries on me, so i got free ingredients for stir fry.

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>>17040628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VugAq5yp_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLTJmFt6MiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5g8eGPb4mA

>> No.17042290

>>17042271
A fucking lefttenny fresh out of college getting his pussy hurt. Hahahahaha

>> No.17042293

>>17042146
I thought it wouldn't either but, paradoxically, it really does.

>> No.17042296

>>17042247
He was busting your balls because he can and it's tradition.

>> No.17042304
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17042304

No Midwestern grandma’s salad this year. :(

>> No.17042306
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17042306

>>17041813

>> No.17042311
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17042311

So what are we all cramming for dinner today?

>> No.17042313

>>17042304
Is your turkey carved into the shape of a bird?

>> No.17042314

>>17042247
You better hope you have a well seasoned sergeant or you will get fragged, faggot.

>> No.17042316

>>17042304
Sorry to hear that anon, mine made hers. It was watery and had too many carrots but I still ate it, she doesn't have enough years left to fuss over her food.

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>>17042262
thanks bro

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>>17035985
I made babish's chicken recipe and it was really tasty.

>> No.17042341
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>>17040628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCfEuU2eu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwhisMsFQ2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvqSHYmbcko

>> No.17042343
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My dad showed up with a dank raspberry cream pie

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>>17042262
Thanks non-American fren

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I AM FASTING TODAY, I CAN'T EAT UNTIL 2 DAYS FROM NOW

>> No.17042352

>>17042247
A bong officer hurt my feeling, send your men to death to make my asshole less sore.

>> No.17042353

>>17042347
Don't do it bro, get some turkey. Fasting is unhealthy.

>> No.17042356

>>17042347
cringe

>> No.17042358

>>17042313
Total accident

>> No.17042361

>>17041177
Update: this was my first time getting turkey duty, and I have now been asked to take it over from now on.

>> No.17042367

>>17042361
Congratulations! That's a big honor. It must have been really delicious.

>> No.17042371

>>17042247
If you are getting upset about bonds, just wait until you meet aussies, the stupid sounds that come out of their mouths are deceptive.

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>>17042361
Great job, buddy! Nothing better than sharing your passion with people you love and getting positive reinforcement.

>> No.17042380

>>17042194
What is all the red liquid?

>> No.17042384

>>17042155
Don't do it anon! Things will get better.

>> No.17042385

>>17042380
wine is my guess

>> No.17042388

>>17042155
Why wait? You're just hanging around begging for attention.

>> No.17042392

>>17042050
That looks like a nice spread. Hope you get another nice spread with lots of stuffing at the lucky ladies house anon.

>> No.17042393

>>17042155
>you accept this
no, I don't at least. That doesn't mean I'm going to take the cowards way out and give up. Don't be a coward anon, and don't do what this world wants you to do.

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17042397

Dessert time?

Pudding pie.

>> No.17042403

>>17042352
>aussies are always happy when they kill survivors from a raid and show absolutely no value for non-white lives.
Based?

>> No.17042408

>>17042380
Turkey juice

>> No.17042415

>>17042403
No, the they lost a war to Ostriches and and just coping.

>> No.17042425

>>17042415
>he even sutters when he types

>> No.17042428

>>17042408
Ewww anon that goes down the drain. Its just chlorinated water I think

>> No.17042430

>>17042155
>gory gory
>what a hell of a way to die
>gory gory
>what a hell of a way to die
>gory gory
>what a hell of a way to die
>he ain't gonna post no more

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>>17042430

>> No.17042439

Ethnics of /ck/, what do your family make for Thanksgiving? Tell me some good things and some bad things.
My dad is half Arab so he grew up with canned cranberry sauce, "gravy" thickened with cornstarch rather than a roux and fruit-nuts-and-rice stuffing. Those are all bad.
We also have various vegetable fritter/pancake things (cauliflower, carrot, corn, zucchini etc) with garlic sauce. They're very, very good.

>> No.17042448

>>17042403
Yeah aussies are good soldiers and so are bongs and leafs.

>> No.17042454

>>17042439
>gravy thickened with corn starch
Isn't that mostly the same but more transparent? Especially if you add butter.

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>>17036007
Obvious shit starter detected

>> No.17042459
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Spatchcocking worked really well. Cut down the cooking time a lot

>> No.17042469

>>17036009
Based

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>>17042459
Plate

>> No.17042476
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Always so hard to decide...

>> No.17042480

>>17036067
I'm sorry some idiot Spaniard gave your ancestors a lil cough centuries ago

>> No.17042481
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So freaking good!

>> No.17042482

>>17042397
Who else here is /saving room for pie/?

>> No.17042484

>>17042476
Covered and smothered for me

>> No.17042489
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>>17042428
Oh god did I fuck it up

>> No.17042491

>>17042454
No, because my dad and grandmother add no fat to it. It's just turkey stock thickened with cornstarch. It's repulsive. I understand that the concepts of "gravy," "cranberry sauce" and a good bread-based stuffing are alien to my dad's Arab half of the family and I appreciate that they try to have as American a Thanksgiving as they can ("I want it to look just like those magazine pictures" is an often-said thing) but for fuck's sake, learn to make a roux, dad.

>> No.17042493
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About to make steak, baked potatoes, a couple of side dishes, and a desert for my dad because apparently 30 years of being a hard working and loving father doesn't mean shit to my family. Insane how people can just use someone for years and than just toss them away if the person has a down year or two. Anyway I am thankful for my wife, my dad, my health, and being literally the only person in my entire family that can cook. Thank you for reading my blog.

>> No.17042496

>>17042476
>Scattered
>Smothered
>Diced
>Peppered
>Capped
Easiest choice of my life

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>Aunt made me and my dad an entire tray of her sausage stuffing again
God I fucking love Thanksgiving

>> No.17042500

>>17042491
>No fat
Yeah that's not gravy, the choice of thickener is way less important than the broth and fat components.

>> No.17042501

>>17042474
>>17042459
The turkey looks real nice. A+ for the bird, Anon. Happy Thanksgiving!

>> No.17042504

>>17042489
You could probably pour it out, but if you don't it won't kill you, anything that could will be cooked alongside the bird. Next time dump it, though.

>> No.17042511

>>17042493
>a desert
Your father deserves better than a bit of arid land anon, at least give him a plain.

>> No.17042516

>>17042501
Thanks friend

>> No.17042518

>>17042489
Myoglobin won't hurt you but it's also not particularly tasty. You'll probably just have unusually dark and somewhat off-tasting drippings which you can adjust for if you're using it for gravy/dressing.

>> No.17042530

>>17042476
>country triple
>smothered and capped
>2 eggs scrambled
>1 sausage link and one sausage patty
>1 biscuit

>> No.17042539

>>17042481
Is that a cake?

>> No.17042546

I've accidentally left turkey juices in a large metal mixing bowl for several hours now (seven-ish). I've poured that nasty shit away buy I'm now concerned with how to disinfect said bowl. I don't have a dishwasher, the kitchen tap doesn't get nearly hot enough to do much of anything and I don't wanna bleach it. Should I just pour boiling water into it from the stove?

>> No.17042547

>>17042482
Saved room for some homemade apple sauce. No pie this year, sadly.

>> No.17042553
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When is burger time?
12 am-22 pm?

>> No.17042563

>>17042482
I'm having jell-o. Not a fan of any of the traditional Thanksgiving pies. Pumpkin/sweet potato a shit and pecan is just a little too sweet for me.
Enjoy your pie, though, friend-o.

>> No.17042567

>>17042546
Sure, do two rinses just to be doubly sure if you're afraid. It can't hurt.

>> No.17042581

>>17042553
11am-11pm are regular burger hours. During this time, anything goes. From 11pm-4am you're required to put onion rings and/or bacon on the burger. 4am-11am and you're required to put a sunny side up egg on the burger. Thems the rules.

>> No.17042589

Well, I'm that one lazy family member who can't cook well and am just there to eat. BUUUUUUUUT I spent 2 days making 6 cups of jello, so that has to cont for something, right?

>> No.17042591

>used to go aunt's house every thanksgiving who made a big feast with all the good stuff
>aunt and uncle get divorced
>thanksgiving deteriorates into a small family gathering
>grandparents die and it deteriorates even further
>haven't seen extended family last year or this year
>still with my parents
>they buy pre-made thanksgiving dinner from whole foods with some applewood brined turkey breast, not even a big turkey
>refused to make any dishes even if I wanted to make them

feels bad man

>> No.17042594

Mods are faggots for stickying a frog thread.
Eat shit.

>> No.17042601

>>17042589
Depends. Did you bring some booze to share with everyone?

>> No.17042607

I ate almost exclusively turkey breast and still went over my calories. Another horrible thanksgiving for my wasteline.

>> No.17042611

>>17042589
Jello shots right? It's tradition that the trashiest, most worthless family member brings jello shots to every get-together.

>>17042591
Guess you'd better roll up your sleeves and learn to cook bitch

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>>17042594
Have sex. Don't be mad because people who post frogs contribute more to this board than you do with your whining

>> No.17042619

>>17042589
How did it take you two days to make jell-o? I just made some today and it only took 2 minutes (plus four hours of fridge time). Were you boiling hooves down for gelatin yourself or something?

>> No.17042626

>>17042616
>people who post frogs contribute more to this board
AAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA

>> No.17042627

>>17042594
Don't be lazy, how are you gonna cook that shit? keep it in topic.

>> No.17042628

>>17042601
No, just normal jello with multi colored layers and a little pineapple in the middle.

>> No.17042629

>>17042591
I know that feel. Used to always be my mom, step-dad, uncle, and uncles gf. My grandpa used to come sometimes but he was a pedo so everyone's kinda glad he died. My great aunt used to come but now she's too old to drive or host. My uncle and his new gf moved farther away and now they don't come. My step-dad and mom got divorced so now its just me and my mom. We made a good meal with chicken broccoli mashed potatoes and apple sauce. It just wasn't the same though. Its not a holiday anymore it feels like.

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>>17042626
This is a frog friendly board. If you don't like it you can leave.

>> No.17042650

>>17042628
Next time bring some beer or something. Share it, don't drink it all. Pineapple jello does sound pretty tasty though.

>> No.17042652

>>17041166
Uhhhh.....anon?

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R8/h8

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>>17041789
Sometimes I have so much anger but my mother’s kitchen makes it all go away

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>>17042619
>How did it take you two days to make jell-o?
I wanted it to look good. I feel like I can do better, but I'll try again later.

>> No.17042666 [DELETED] 

>>17042627
No. I will literally offer my recipes and progress to any thread on the board right now other than this cesspool. The mod, however, can have a huge "fuck you".

I outright invite the mod to ban me for calling out this retarded sticky for what it is.
Pick a better thread next year, you frog posting fucktard. I'm out.

>> No.17042670

>>17042654
Looks real good. Now make sure that gravy comes out just as delicious.

>> No.17042672

>pre-made macaroni and cheese

do americans really

>> No.17042676

>>17042666
>thinking anyone cares about your anger in a thread with 1000 cheerful posts by happy anons enjoying Thanksgiving
Narcissist detected

>> No.17042679

>>17042666
Waaa Waaa Waaaa

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>>17042666
>Satan angry about giving thanks
Be easy on him, this time of year is hard for a being of pure hatred.

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>>17041197
>concern

>> No.17042711

>>17041197
Looks like weed butter to me

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Damn bird, already ask to be eaten.. that's life i guess.

>> No.17042718

>>17042654
Gr8 job m8, I r8 8/8.

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My ex just told me she wants to get back together. I'm so happy bros

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>>17042629
>now its just me and my mom
Dat was me but now my mom is gone

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HAHA! BAKED ZITI!!!!!!

>> No.17042744

>>17042726
Advice: Don't
Real life: Fuck good for two months, then split again.

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>>17042730
I'm sorry for your loss anon

>> No.17042755

>>17041844
looks good anon, how was it?

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>>17042712
Congratulations! You are the 1000th poster! You have won a free peppermint pepe!

>> No.17042773

>>17042762
Yeeeh, now my life has some meaning.. at lest till tomorrow.

>> No.17042792

what the FUCK is this faggot sticky? Fucking faggot ass redit mods fuck thanksgiving. What you want to celebrate eating with a bunch of pakis? Fucking retarded AMERICUNTS huuuur let's have a celebration for a fuckinf MEAL lmao God I hate americans so much. I want to strangle you. I want to peel off your skin and pour salt and vinegar on you. I'd hurt you so much you retarded fat pieces of shit I'd strangle you until you died j spit on all Americans.

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>>17042666
>>17042792
(You)

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>>17042730
you have us anon

>> No.17042803

>>17040943
I know that feel anon.
I spent an hour in traffic to visit some cousins only to walk in on half my family arguing about stupid shit and a bunch of burned food.
I am so fucking glad I cooked a bunch of stuff a few days ago

>> No.17042808

What do you stuff your turkeys with? I use fresh vegetables and herbs to retain moisture. Next month I'll cook another and try to experiment a bit. Any suggestions?

>> No.17042827

>>17042808
Stuffing directly under the skin

>> No.17042848

>>17042827
This but with chicken and herb butter. God damn it turned out delicious.

>> No.17042876

>>17042808
Herbage isn't going to keep moisture in the meat, you need some kind of fat for that

>> No.17042885

what can I do with turkey breast that I made too salty
if I make a soup with no salt and then let it cool and mix in chopped turkey will the salt transmit into the soup in the fridge

>> No.17042904

>ck fInally gets a sticky
>it's only applicable to americans
Just another Thursday then

>> No.17042913

>>17035985
Happy Thanks Giving Americunts,

love Canada

>> No.17042914

>>17042904
American website, stay in your /int/ernational quarantine board

>> No.17042925

>>17042885
just eat it in a sandwich

>> No.17042926 [DELETED] 

>>17042913
>>17042914
Lmao literally owned by a gook, you fat retarded cunt. God I'd love to put a hammer through your skull. You wouldn't be missed.

>> No.17042928

>>17042659
Yeah, that've taken me a bit of time, too, 2bh. Layering jell-o and shit. Gotta wait for layer 1 to cool before adding layer 2 which has to cool before adding layer 3 which has to cool before etc etc etc. Never mind. Yew did gud, fren.
All I did was make blue mousse with my jell-o.
Love that shit.

>> No.17042930

american froGODs run this shit

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>>17042904
Happy Thanksgiving international frien. Feel free to celebrate with us. The holiday is in honor of our success native American genocide. We traditionally eat turkey, but roasting chicken, ham, or prime rib is also acceptable. Traditional side dishes are mashed potatoes, green beans, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pie.

>> No.17042937

>>17042913
Thanks Canadanon. I'm gonna try to visit Quebec this winter. Hope your country is as lovely as they say.

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thoughts

>> No.17042944

>>17039125
Sweet potato pie always the best unless you were born with unloving parents. Otherwise apple pie is acceptable.

>> No.17042946

>>17042941
Looks a bit overcooked. I would go for breast meat on that bird, personally

>> No.17042958

Another fantastic Thanksgiving. I'm afraid though, my mom is 54, I don't know how to cook a turkey and she's a heavy alcoholic so her days are numbered. Is this why people get married??

>> No.17042966

>>17042539
Better than sex pudding pie: https://www.justapinch.com/recipes/dessert/pie/better-than-sex-dessert.html

>> No.17042992

>>17042958
i'm enjoying my thanksgiving alone. in the future you might just find new ways to enjoy holidays.

>> No.17043013

>>17042958
54 is nothing, even heavenly drinking, she should get another 15 years of lousy years ahead of her.

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Happy Thanksgiving, it's ham time.

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How'd I do /ck/?

>> No.17043049

>>17043039
indaresing

>> No.17043053

>>17039934
>>17039939
>>17041603
>>17041615
somehow was able to pull through and make a lot of things, i was stressing out for nothing. i did had to ditch ham tonight because oven was occupied throughout day but making it tomorrow.


thanks guys, hope you had a good one

>> No.17043059

>>17041815
>>bacon jalapeño cornbread stuffing
how was that?

looks good, that candle is taking up unnecessary space. happy thanksgiving

>> No.17043086

My mother made a turkey that wasn't seasoned much if at all, and my brother bitched about it openly to her which was both funny and kind of annoying.

>> No.17043112

Well, the turkey I made was pretty decent desu

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>>17035985
I’m thankful for all the cool people on /ck/

It’s by far my favorite board

>> No.17043143

>>17041004
R.I.P. pizza bro

>> No.17043176

>>17043134
me on the left

>> No.17043177

I was in school all day despite being American because I live in leafland. Literally no one asked me about thanksgiving.

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Mine came out really nice

>>17043086
kek
Gotta really cover that bird nicely just like a steak

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>>17043184
Can I have soms?

>> No.17043213

how can people like stuffing
it's just too much flavor in one small bite

>> No.17043233

>>17043213
I like to take a little stuffing and a little turkey on my fork in one bite, the flavors complement each other.

>> No.17043249

hope you are all having/had a great thanksgiving whether it was with family or alone.

>> No.17043261

>>17040714
the madman actually did it

>> No.17043273

>>17043261
He never posted results :'(

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Time for pie!

>> No.17043291

>>17036317
No. I love holidays.

>> No.17043292

>>17043273
Yes he did, it's in this thread

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I made organic versions of the staples and everyone loved it.

First time ever doing ALL the cooking and I was getting compliments that seemed genuine. I purposefully chose recipes that would test my skills and went beyond "open can and mix".

Hope everyone had a great day

>> No.17043312

>>17043292
oops, missed it

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>>17043134

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>>17043196
Of course you can. You're a good boy!

>> No.17043342

>>17043134
Saved

>> No.17043374

>>17042808
Make a herb butter, slide it under the skin!

>> No.17043382

>>17043017
What kinda glaze did you put on it?

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>>17043134
I hope you're having a great Thanksgiving

>> No.17043396

>>17039125
pecan

>> No.17043429

>>17042904
There's a Thanksgiving sticky every year.

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Henlo friends, family spread. Me mum set the table

>>