/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16682680]

What happens if I drink 40 of these?

[Anonymous No.16682690]

>>16682680

I have to be in the high 20s at this point.

[Anonymous No.16682692]

>>16682680
in what time frame

[Anonymous No.16682748]

>>16682692
one after work every night while playing the first hour of dark souls over and over again to see how far i can get
two on days off while playing metal gear rising revengance+ using my stationary exercise bike

maybe this is more of a /v/ topic

[Anonymous No.16682751]

>>16682690
what a bleak photograph

[Anonymous No.16682752]

>>16682680
It's a shortcut to wizard powers.

[Anonymous No.16682769]

>>16682680
fat

[Anonymous No.16682788]

>>16682748
As someone who goes through ~3 litres of hard spirits a week, probably not much so long as the rest of your diet is decent and you don't keep it going long term. If you do, the damage will slowly build and by the time it's really noticable it could be a real problem, and you'll struggle to go a couple nights without it from both habit & your brain having adjusted to survive with it. If you still continue to regularly drink that much you're going to build tolerance and need stronger/more to get drunk, at which point you'll be doing real damage.
Make sure you're getting plenty water too.
>>16682769
Also this

Why are you only playing the first hour of dark souls?

[Anonymous No.16682800]

>>16682788
thats how long it usually takes me to get to Anor Londo.

[Anonymous No.16683569]

>>16682680
you pee for a straight 40hours

[Anonymous No.16683787]

>>16682680
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.16683944]

>>16682680
You’ll turn into a black guy. Enjoy the n word pass my former dude.

[Anonymous No.16684250]

>>16682680
>What happens if I drink 40 of these?
you turn into a nigger

[Anonymous No.16684368]

>>16682680
It's not cheap enough in Ontario

[Anonymous No.16684375]

Double nigger.

[Anonymous No.16684378]

>>16684375

[Anonymous No.16684422]

I hate malt liquor but I did Edward Fortyhands in college and a cute 4’11 redhead with a perfect bubble butt and perky little tits unzipped my fly and held my dick while I pissed. The second time she did it we were at the side of my buddy’s house and she blew me WHILE I pissed. I thought “fuck this stupid kid game shit” and got her to take the forties off so I could rail her proper.

Three years later we got married. That night was almost 10 years ago and we have one kid and another one the way.

Never had a forty since then either.

[Anonymous No.16684468]

>>16682680
you break the simulation and wake up in the "true" reality.

[Anonymous No.16684478]

>>16682680
You get the 41st one for free.
Bring the bottles in to your nearest convenience store.

[Anonymous No.16684481]

>>16682690
>big box of beyond soysage

[Anonymous No.16684497]

>>16682690
>beyond sausage
faggot confirmed

[Anonymous No.16684613]

>>16684481
>>16684497
Kek

[Anonymous No.16684762]

>>16684422
One of the only happy endings I've heard of that comes from Edward Fortyhands in college.

[Anonymous No.16684804]

>>16684422
she took 40 dicks before you, minimum.

[Anonymous No.16684834]

>>16684804
Makes me prouder to be where she settled.

[Anonymous No.16684893]

>>16682748
a litre or two of beer is nothing to worry about anon, keep sipping my man
The same volume of hard spirits/liquor though, then maybe start asking questions

[Anonymous No.16685609]

>>16684762
Based.

>>16684834
Wasn’t exactly my first time either bro kek

[Anonymous No.16685617]

>>16682680
You vote for biden.

[Anonymous No.16685636]

>>16682690
You can’t even afford drywall…?

[Anonymous No.16685644]

>>16684422
I played this in high school and a similar thing happened but as I was cumming in her mouth I forgot I had a glass bottle on my hand so I broke it on her head trying to choke her with my cock. Lotta blood and tears and cum that night.

[Anonymous No.16685908]

>>16685644
>Yes hello is this the Based Department? Okay thanks, I’d like to report a Level 1 based situation on /ck/ right now. Yeah it’s post 16685644, that’s 1-6-6-8-5-6-4-4, on the 40 thread. Yes that’s the one. Okay thanks, bye.

[Anonymous No.16685994]

You get transported to a bonjs level.(brain damage induced schizophrenia)

[Anonymous No.16686043]

>>16685617
>You vote for Biden

[Anonymous No.16686062]

>>16686043
>reddit filename
Go back, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.16686318]

>>16685617
i've been ridin' with Biden since the democratic primaries.
everyone said i was crazy but now look whos in the white house, not bernie, not warren, not buttgag, not yang. Biden.

Always bet on Biden.

[Anonymous No.16686403]

>>16686318
Anon, you are supposed to vote for who you think the best candidate is, not on who you think will win. You don't get a reward.

[Anonymous No.16686424]

>>16682680
That’s 133 drinks. Nobody could do that except Andre the giant.

[Anonymous No.16686480]

>>16686043
> Yaass kween, that toxic straight white male drumpfist sure got punished by ̶G̶o̶d̶ le heckin' karmarino, which is a thing I believe in despite claiming to be an atheist.
In case you haven't noticed, most people who get hospitalized by covid are vaccinated.

[Anonymous No.16686486]

What is the drink for the man who hates alcohol, hates bars and hates all alcoholic beverages in general?

[Anonymous No.16686505]

>>16686486
Cyanide in water

[Anonymous No.16686507]

>>16686486
Anything non-alcoholic, served anywhere that's not a bar?
Although, as an alternative, have you considered being less of a poofter?

[Anonymous No.16686510]

>>16684422
Imagine marrying a party slut

[Anonymous No.16686518]

>>16686507
only morons drink alcoholic beverages.

Besides, I have never seen the point of drinking beer or going to bars

[Anonymous No.16686536]

>>16684422
> Aww, two of the degenerates have fallen in love with each other!

[Anonymous No.16686593]

>>16686518
>I have never seen the point
It’s a sigma male thing, you wouldn’t get it

[Anonymous No.16686604]

>>16686318
Based

[Anonymous No.16686698]

>>16682690
This makes me sad...
Anon you can do so much better in life

[Anonymous No.16686701]

>>16686318
Wrong board amerifag keep your dogshits countries politics on the right boards.

[Anonymous No.16686768]

>>16686486
Water

[Anonymous No.16688417]

gem

[Anonymous No.16688451]

>>16682690
Respect motherfucker. You have earned my respect.

[Anonymous No.16688461]

>>16682748
Bitch please. I got to O + S after a bad bender and only using my right eye to see as using both eyes would result in me seeing double.

[Anonymous No.16688497]

>>16686318
the jews arw drugging you into complacency, i bet you drink tap-water too

[Anonymous No.16688525]

>>16682680
'bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.16688530]

>>16688461
That happens to me when my contacts go dry and my glasses fog up, yet I'm not complaining like the bitch you are. What are you some kind of eurotrash or a britpuke?

[Anonymous No.16688814]

>>16685644
>I played this in high school and a similar thing happened but as I was cumming in her mouth I forgot I had a glass bottle on my hand so I broke it on her head trying to choke her with my cock. Lotta blood and tears and cum that night.
I shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this but I am lol

[Anonymous No.16688827]

>>16682690
I assume you're Canadian since there is a leaf drawn on your wall in the background. That explains the beyond sausage box

[Anonymous No.16688830]

>>16688814
Those fags don't know what proper gym is, one where you can get splinters or fall over onto real rocks and sand instead of recycled plastic pellits so mrs soccer mom doesn't have to deal with her little fem soi boy.

[Anonymous No.16690649]

just polished off a couple more of these boys.
stomach feels like its full of gravel but I'm nearly at 40.

[Anonymous No.16690883]

>>16690649
Why have you got such a strong self-damaging impulse?

[Anonymous No.16690902]

>>16682690
. . .why would you save the bottles?

[Anonymous No.16690909]

>>16682690
Beyond Sausage

[Anonymous No.16690931]

>>16686318
Almost every single one of your countries presidents have been either a Freemason or Jesuit which doesn't make much of a difference all they do is lay another brick for the Anti christ to walk on.

[Anonymous No.16690950]

>>16690649
explain this ghetto drainage system you rigged up here.

[Anonymous No.16690958]

>>16682690
based

[Anonymous No.16691122]

>>16682690
is that Mississippi Mud?
I stopped drinking that stuff cause it tastes like shit now, they must have changed the recipe

[Anonymous No.16691135]

>>16682680
I've definitely had over 40 40s in my life.

[Anonymous No.16691157]

>>16684497
>Discord

[Anonymous No.16691227]

>>16684422
>The second time she did it we were at the side of my buddy’s house and she blew me WHILE I pissed.
So you peed in her mouth?

[Anonymous No.16692139]

>>16686318
You sad sad fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16692190]

>>16691122
its oddly good AFTER a week to a month past the expiration date, otherwise it's crap; gotta love recipe changes not being advertised and labeled
i.e. recipe #1, #2, #1b, etc

[Anonymous No.16692220]

>>16685636
Why drywall a maintenance room apart from making actual maintenance harder for contractors

[Anonymous No.16692230]

>>16684497
>2021
>maple story
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.16692786]

>>16690902
they are a good size for mixing drinks after.
either roman cokes or oliet bangs with vodka.

[Anonymous No.16692955]

>>16691227
She blew my while I was pissing so yes I was pissing in her mouth.

This is my “how I met your mother” story.

[Anonymous No.16692961]

>>16684497
isn't maplestory essentially dead? the community is gone, everyone is antisocial and too busy pressing buttons or using macros to kill infinite spawning monsters for hours just to boost their damage to do bigger numbers

[Anonymous No.16692965]

Legend says that if you drink 40 40oz malt liquors within 40hrs, Rumplestiznizzle, the Hood Leprechaun, will appear and reward you with a chain made with 40 ounces of gold and encrusted with 40 carats of diamonds.
But nobody has completed this trial.