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oi m8s time to get dickered and do some foodery ayya kunt

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, lime-along, drink-along, snack-along, sing-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you don't want to make or use another thread

https://youtu.be/DRfidJNts6U

>> No.16004425

>>16004415
>man with cat
gay

>> No.16004437
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>>16004425
i have 3 it is very str8 m8 i promise

i will post some random food pics while i tidy the kitchen up

>> No.16004449

>>16004425
> didn't like cats
Newfag. Go back to where you came from

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>>16004415
>ayya
That takes me way back to something else.

I made a small porkbellyroast with sauerkraut yesterday. Completely winging it and worried the 'kraut would get dry, but it all worked out pretty nicely if I do say so myself.
I left him in the 'kraut like this overnight as a bit of a marinade, but it was really mostly to safe fridgespace while the meatpiece was thawing since I had the 'kraut in the pot already from something previous.

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>>16004456
Heated up up on the hob with the lid on and then moved it to the oven and just roasted it like a regular porkbellyroast.

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got this brisket type sandwich from a taco truck it was interesting

https://youtu.be/5D7z8KgddRc

>> No.16004468

>>16004449
Nah i've been here, just hate attention whore like "him" and you. Die.

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>>16004460
Rinds turned out crispy, meat decently juicy although I wish the cut had been fattier, sauerkraut still moist and sour.
Just made some basic cut up potatoes in duckfat as a side.

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>>16004475
One of these days I'll learn how to plate things so they look nice.
You should be grateful there's even a parsleysprig there.

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>>16004480
very dank and comfy m80

ive been making a lot of dirty burgers lately

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ive also fell for the tacos de birria meme and they are pretty addictive

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>>16004415

>> No.16004671

>>16004597
I've had that from a food truck once. I could tell it was well-made, but for me personally, it's kinda heavy.

>> No.16004675

>>16004425
Oh be nice! Cats are adorbs!

>> No.16004683

>>16004597
It's good but not as revolutionary as the internet makes it out to be.

>> No.16004684

>>16004480
Where did you learn how to cook? Yours is the only food that gets posted here that I actually want to eat.

>> No.16004690

oh it's this fat faggot and is ugly cat again

>> No.16004696
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Made halal cart chicken yesterday. It came out perfect. Definitely going to be making this again.

>> No.16004698

>>16004415
Long time no see. Cool to see you again.
>>16004480
Looks good. I'm always a bit hesitant about pork belly cause if the fat though

>> No.16004709

>>16004503
damn that looks good

>> No.16004711

>>16004684
I'd love to give you a good learning source but I just learned from being a lifelong bachelor and still wanting to eat nice meals.
Food Wishes is probably a good youtube channel to check out for east recipes I guess.

>>16004698
I wish it had been fatter. It wasn't exactly dry but it didn't have the squishy feel I like from a porkbelly either. It was a cheap cut from Aldi si I can't complain.

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how does everything you cook look greasy and dry at the same time?

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https://youtu.be/v9Ovo93caTI

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ginger garlic paste

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made a pretty simple yogurt marinade for some tandoori chicken

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>>16004415

>> No.16004815

>>16004718
let's see your cooking

>> No.16004852

>>16004815
lmao bitch be gone this is harassment i dont like u how r u so stupid tht u dont understand ur unlikeable to every hot woman

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this has to sit in the fridge a while

https://youtu.be/vo7ZnSC59mY

>> No.16004932

>>16004437
I wish you'd post pictures of you and your house on fire.

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>>16004932
love you too :3

gotta run to the store and grab something i need and a few other things

heres a picture of my former hobo cat Tony that i got my mom to adopt, shes enjoying her retirement now, bbl

>> No.16005140

>>16004415
DICKERED
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>> No.16005149

What happened to this site? Cats used to be considered the funniest animals here

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>>16005149
Smoked this boston butt for 9 hrs. It was 7lbs.


https://streamable.com/upz3al

>link is fiance and I pulling it apart

>> No.16005203

Glad you and Patti are still kicking OP, miss your threads. Ignore the haters

>> No.16005230

>>16005149
/ck/ has always been a dog board, and OP has always been one of the worst posters here.

>> No.16005301
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>>16004815
i don't post my cooking in catfaggot attention whore threads

>> No.16005455

>>16005149
Contrarianism and cynicism spread unchecked across the entire board

>> No.16005529

>>16005230
OP is one of the only posters we have that doesn't post fast food, meme, or bait threads.

>> No.16005566

>>16005529
actually there's a lot of posters who do this without resorting to avatarfagging and general attention whoring
learn to hide threads and use the catalogue

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>>16005566
i am your cat-O-log now fella

oh we jigglin

>> No.16005858

>>16005529
>OP is one of the only posters we have that doesn't post fast food, meme, or bait threads
Holy shit, your newfag is showing. OP has spent the last few years making it his personal mission to kill OC on this board.

>> No.16005904

>>16005821
it's just u jigglin, fatty

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>>16005858
>>16005904
(You)

made some wontons last night, fake crab cream chz green onion garlic and some diced red jalepeno

>> No.16005935

>>16005917
We know you are pathetic because you have a cat anon only men who are pathetic have cats

>> No.16005936

>>16005917
i bet you did, fat retard

>> No.16005953
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>>16005935
>>16005936
luv u 2 bb

https://youtu.be/bbRzq00Jdjo

>> No.16005960

>>16005953
Where is your zany cat and edgy low quality alcohol in that screenshot you pathetic fuck?

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I tried some different wonton shapes to see what i like more

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>>16006001
weird they all taste like gross catfaggot food

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>> No.16006054 [DELETED] 

>>16006048
WHOA BRO where is the epic link to edgy or boomer music since you are such a rad loser who lives alone with a cat

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froze half un fried as an experiment to see how well theyll be later

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>>16006054
3 cats newfag

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>>16006054
oh here
https://youtu.be/lpzqQst-Sg8

>> No.16006076

>>16006067
pathetic fuck

>> No.16006078

Are you seriously copying tb anon now? That's a new low.

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another dirty burger, for good measure

>> No.16006109

>>16006076
*drunk pathetic fuck

>> No.16006113

>>16006097
>sitting in a pool of vile red liquid
looks like it gave up on life like the suicidal catfaggot who made this thread

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>>16006113
delicious meat juices sorry to offend you ma'am

>> No.16006194

>>16005566
how is posting OC avatarfagging? because he lives in the same house every time he makes a thread?

>>16005858
ive been here for years and he literally just posts himself cooking

>> No.16006203

>>16006097
that looks goooood about now

>> No.16006233

>>16006067
this looks goood too

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>>16006113
Mamma mia! Not juices!

>> No.16006258

>>16004792
hopefully it wasn't the non newtonian fluid that jack made

>> No.16006261

>>16006097
my boys and the dirty burger is alls I got, fuck them!

>> No.16006297

>>16004468
>complaining about cook-along threads
>using "been" to describe something having been the case for some time
No seriously, go back to twitter you fucking newfag.

>> No.16006324

>>16005936
Take your meds cranky bitch

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>>16006261
another dirty boiga jus 4 u

do not share

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HEB sushi for research purposes

>> No.16006602

>>16006589
They never put enough ginger. Like even if you put just one little slice on each susho, it's still not enough. I always have to get the jar. I also use soba tsuyu instead of soy sauce to get more flavor and less salt.

>> No.16006606

>>16006602
OH and the last crazy thing I do is I will add a tiny sprinkle of olive oil.

>> No.16006974

>>16004425
I wonder if women really think this kind of behavior makes them desirable.

>> No.16007440

>>16006470
Looks nice breh

>> No.16007444

>>16007440
>op necrobumping his thread as usual

>> No.16007445 [DELETED] 
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>>16006974
they don't care what catfaggots think about them

>> No.16007449

>>16007444
nooo everyone has to like and share my cat pictures and shitty burgers and gay music

>> No.16007489

>>16004415
>imitation crab meat

is this surimi? Who the fuck enjoys that shit nonironically??

>> No.16007500

Fuck your thread

>> No.16007725

>>16006057
>>16006067
That looks great. I gotta work on that beach bod, though

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>>16004415
Oh shit I thought you died of rona or something, welcome back

>those asian food and ingredients
Very based

>> No.16007736

>>16004425
this guy has been posting his cats and cookalongs on /ck/ for longer than youve been on 4chan

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>>16004480
Hey Chop nice to see you again, hope your back pain gets better

>> No.16007742

>>16004475
delicious

>> No.16007745

>>16007736
you and the op have been fags longer than the age of the universe

>> No.16007759

>>16007737
Thanks!
The back is doing actually quite well these days as long as I keep doing my exercises and I don't do anything retarded with it.

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>>16004415
Yo Dickered, this time you have no excuse not to feed Patty your food, they love sushi so please feed her

>> No.16008138

>>16004415
Enjoying the thread so far. Good to see Patti and some great food. Thanks!

>> No.16008204

>>16007736
like that's a good thing

>> No.16008210

>>16004449
Cats are alright but they always live outside, only dogs come in the house.

>> No.16008248

>>16005301
Lol eat shit you faggot ass spawn of a teenage single mom.

>> No.16008262

>>16005953
>modest mouse
My man.

>> No.16008270

>>16006470
Show fat fuck taco bell faggot this is how to make a burger.

>> No.16008275

>>16006113
>>16006054
>>16006011
>>16005960
Holy fuck this is beyond pathetic samefagging
Like a literal living meme screeching autistic zoomlet.
I bet your name is Brayden. Or Aiden,
Cayden, Jayden, Hayden, or some other -den single mom name. People with dads don’t have those names.

>> No.16008284

>>16007489
Pretty much guaranteed you have multiple times without knowing it.

>> No.16008297

>>16008275
yes only one person
the child of a single mom,
doesn't want to eat gross cat dust
fucking retard

>> No.16008906

>>16008270
Looks overcooked.

>> No.16009057
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Just another lazy fish soup with rice.
Making some room in the freezer so we're doing plaice, prawns, and mussels.

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>>16009057
It's so easy and delicious, though. Just simmer whatever with some coconutmilk and spices and then add the seafood towards the end. Serve over rice.

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>>16006602
>>16006606
i only use ginger like every other piece but the wasabi they give is too weak, that tube i bought is super hot i like it

>>16007440
thx m8

>>16007489
i got it for the wontons and ill probably use some to practice with making sushi before i ruin a nice piece of tuna

>>16007725
thx

>>16007735
lol just been pretty busy since the big texas freeze screwed all my shit up

>>16007851
patti wont touch human food shes a basic bitch

>>16008138
>>16008262
:)

>>16008270
i appreciate it but bls no bully, tb guy makes OC and i support his efforts desu

>>16008906
its a smash burger my dude was pretty good

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>>16009065

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>>16009075
I did the seafood on its own because there was so much of it this time. Obviously saving the broth.

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>>16009086

>> No.16009256

>>16006097
>>16006470
Absolute top tier - Would pay!!

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dirty burga

>> No.16010365

>>16009092
This looks really damn good anon, I didn't know you could freeze mussels.

>> No.16010416

>>16004415
That is one long eggplant

>> No.16010558

>>16004480
>>16004480
thanks anon i will make this i have been using saurkraut more recently and this is a nice idea

>> No.16010584

>>16004425
>road_warrior_points.png

>> No.16010606

>>16005936
is this tranny larping PMS?

>> No.16010620

>>16004415
I thought you were fucking dead, cunt. One of the family cats just died, also named after a foodstuff like yours.

>> No.16010653

>>16010606
do you ever not think about trannies?

>> No.16010712 [DELETED] 

these threads are the only reason to come to /ck/ anymore

>> No.16010714

>>16009092
Wait so is it literally just boil ingredients first in coconut milk, and the seafood at the end ? Do you add any water while simmering thing with coconut milk? How long did you simmer them for

I personally love green curry so I might mix some paste into it when I do it next time

>> No.16010715

>>16010712
you forgot to change your name back to anon you fat fucking retard

>> No.16010719

>>16009075
Is this inspired by certain Thai dish ?

>> No.16010731

>>16010712
>>16010715
lmaooooooo
embarrassing

>> No.16010737

>>16004415
where have you been?

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post your rare patties

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>>16010715
>>16010731
don't worry i saved it :^)

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>>16004415
Hey Patti. Lookin' a bit stoned?

WTF is the hello kitty shit OP??

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>>16010810
uh oh

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>op's in full damage control spamming gay forced memes in attempt to hide this absolutely embarrassing blunder
pottery

>> No.16010884

>>16010804
what a qt

>> No.16010895

>>16010810
Hurr durr ebic troll m8

>>16010845
Some kind of cookie stick things not bad but I wouldn't get them again

>>16010737
Chilling and working

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>>16010895
lmao you're really gonna pretend you're being trolled?
holy shit it's too much

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>>16004425
Cats have always been the chosen of 4chan. Dogs are welcome though.
>>16007489
There's plenty of applications for it and the higher-quality brands taste quite nice. Honestly, if you're going to make little corn and crab fritters, it won't matter.

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>>16010937
I know we already have a current /ck/tan or whatever, but I feel she should be incorporated.

>> No.16010989

>>16010810
It was always obvious that OP was bumping his own threads and replying to himself, but this is just embarrassing.

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>>16010983
cute

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>>16010620
I too remember I was once super edgy on the i-net , hating anything just to get attentions, it was a good simple time, but I'd never want to go back

You will come to realize this kiddo, just let that hate out as much as possible now, we got you

>> No.16011081

>>16010989
it's hard to believe a full grown adult male behaves this way
i guess it's true what they say about cat men

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>>16010989
I know it's not him and he doesn't need to bump his own thread as it's free to make a new on

But desu, even if OP bumps his own thread i wouldn't even mind, OP is pretty based

>> No.16011090

>>16010712
Oopsie

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>> No.16011099

>>16011083
you're not fooling anyone

>> No.16011100

>>16004415
catlady ass nigga kill yourself

>> No.16011116

>>16010810
>>16010989
He was framed!

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>>16010810
this is now a schadenfreude thread

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>> No.16011170

the alcoholic retard is just spamming pictures of his cat now
can someone finally delete this off topic mess of a thread?

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>>16011170
no that's me that's spamming, try and stop me

>> No.16011209

>>16011160
hey missed the patty threads. did you go to jail or something OP? Did you get covid?

where were u?

>> No.16011281

>>16010810
Jesus Christ my fucking sides. Now if only we could catch TB anon slipping like this.

>> No.16011304

>>16005858
>>>16005529
>his personal mission to kill OC on this board

Are you retarded? Serious question.

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>> No.16011465

I'm getting a strong feeling this hater samefagging and trying to frame OP is the fat fuck taco bell guy being super jealous of the dickered threads because nobody likes him. Which makes him even more pathetic...

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>>16011465
who knows

>> No.16011476

>>16011465
no one likes either of you

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>> No.16011580

>>16011465
Makes sense desu

>> No.16011589

>>16011465
That's absolutely stupid you're probably the catfaggot.

>> No.16011623

>>16011559
I dont like cats, but I want to pet that cat.

>> No.16011658
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>>16011623
i bet you do queermo

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what's worse a man spamming pictures of another man's cat for 3 hours or a man pretending to be another man spamming pictures of his own cat for 3 hours?

>> No.16011696

>>16011559
this reminds me of that porno scene where the girl sticks a celery stalk in her vergina

>> No.16011697

Imagine eating food from a kitchen with rugs and cats on the counter.

>> No.16011718

Still love you dickered

>> No.16011776

Shut up and let the autistic faggot post

>> No.16012382
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back home gonna cook soon, the hate only makes me stronger lol ;^)

heres a very rare patti's first snow from the freeze

>> No.16012410

>>16006261
looks like he ate philidelphia

>> No.16012417

>>16004415
>ground wagyu beef
I lol'd. How was it?

>> No.16012460

>>16011075
pretty sure the guy you're replying to is being friendly, bud.
>I thought you were fucking dead, cunt
is something you say to a bro you haven't seen in a while

>> No.16012477

>>16004425
Why don't you cook something for once? God forbid you stop leeching off your mom's microwave skills.

>> No.16012491

>>16004696
I miss eating that stuff

>> No.16012559

>>16012382
I hope you keep posting since its the only proof that anyone on this board actually cooks to hell with the schizos

>> No.16012655
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prime rib I cooked last night. it had been frozen for a few months and I didn't want to wait a few days for it to thaw so I just roasted it completely frozen and salted it a couple hours in. turned out surprisingly good. garlic mashed potatoes and peas with it.

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>>16004415
>those ingredients
Irredeemable weeb slime.

>> No.16012864

>the reddit catblog is back
I hardly noticed you were gone, but I wish I had now.

>> No.16012888

what's going on in your life that you're this desperate to be a celebrity on /ck/ of all fucking places?

>> No.16013111

>>16012382
this is adorabe af. thanks for sharing anon.

>> No.16013467
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got lazy and made a dirty burger

>> No.16013481
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smash it

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>> No.16013489
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cheese it

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stack it then I wrap it in foil for like 5 minutes

>> No.16013515
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decent for a quicky

>> No.16014316

>>16013515
>>16013503
What's the benefit of wrapping for 5 min

>> No.16014338

>>16014316
steam the bun and fully melt the cheese. not as needed with the kraft he's using but with a cheddar or something you get a better melty texture

>> No.16014460

>>16014338
Wow thanks, I'll try doing this for my home made sausage McMuffins

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>>16004415
Welcome back dickeredbro. Hope things are well with you.

>> No.16014638

>>16007445
>look at my clickbait articles! This is how I decide what matters!
>>>/pol/

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>>16013515
It's completely overcooked. You might as well just go to McDonald's at that point.

>> No.16015630

>>16012655
That looks really good I wouldn't expect it to turn out good from straight frozen.

>> No.16015641

>>16013503
This borgah looks retarded

>> No.16015698

>>16004415
Hey, a new Patti thread! Welcome back DickeredBro! These are some of the only productive threads on the board!

>> No.16015783

>>16014679
smash burgers are supposed to look like that.

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>>16015641
lol i was tired, hard night at work desu

>>16015698
cheers m8

>>16014508
doing better now was not in the mood to cook for a while after the freeze, went without power for a week and no water for 2 weeks, trying to step my game up now

>>16014316
i just like doing it with burgers and sandwiches it gives it a more authentic feel for some reasonalso i can compress it a bit without it getting all messy

>>16013111
>>16012559
:)

>>16012888
honestly just an old habit at this point, making threads motivates me to get better at cooking

>>16012655
looks good af for frozen m80

>>16012417
its really good desu for $7lb, makes good smash burgers i have like 4lbs in the freezer cuz it freezes well

>jalepeno popper

>> No.16016080

>>16005184
what rub

>> No.16016124
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grillin this chicken to use after work

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>>16004415
Dickered-anon, what do you think of my scrambled eggs?

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>>16010895
I got some hello kitty spaghetti sauce at the world market just out of curiosity. It was very bland and the slightly sour. Very disappointing.

>> No.16016293

this thread is extremely embarrassing

>> No.16016296

Getting dickered tonight

>> No.16016306

>>16016293
You're on 4chan you jobless waste of carbon faggot

>> No.16016307

>>16004415
Ah yeah Patti back.
>>16004480
And comfy food plate anon.

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now that op has been outed as an embarrassing, self promoting samefag, what percentage of posts would you wager are from
the op?
i'm going to say 85% because i'm including him almost entirely in the category of retarded cat spam

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>>16016306
it's 4channel
and you're here too

>> No.16016325

>>16016311
Don't you have anything better to do? Like try to talk to your first girl? It's like you sit on /ck/ and just wait for opportunities to shitpost.

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>>16016325

>> No.16016330

>>16016318
I'm not the one complaining like a fucking retarded faggot. Just go to a different thread you cum-guzzling autist.

>> No.16016331

>>16016328
Well-memed, underage faggot.

>> No.16016334

>>16016330
i prefer to just remind eveyrone itt how gay it is

feel free to remain mad

>> No.16016339

>>16014679
It's a smashburger. The whole idea is you actually want it to be kinda crispy. It's good for fattier ground beef, as the fat will make it almost like beef sausage. I dislike them, but it looks good to me.
It's also weird, but it's the only time I'll order a burger with mustard. Something about it makes it taste alright, and I hate mustard on a burger normally.

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>>16016334
>telling me to remain mad
>you are posting here because you're mad
Talk about embarrassing...

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>>16004415
I put some salt, pepper, garlic powder, and paprika on it. Gonna pop this little fucker in the smoker and see how it tastes.

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>>16016346
i am not mad
r u mad?

>> No.16016365

>>16016361
i think he mad

>> No.16016422

>>16004415
good to see you again opie

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For the record if I were to bump this thread I'd do it with a pic of food, I do not care enough to sit here and talk to myself lol

>> No.16016458

>>16016426
>for the record
only retards believe you

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>>16006242
>"cobra starship - you make me feel" starts playing in background
Are we dumping our chef pic folders in this thread?

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PATTI IS BACK

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Didn't get the color I want I'll broil it a few minutes before I use it

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>>16017030

>> No.16017064

>>16010804
mine are on a different computer, but if the thread is still up when i get the chance i'll post my rare pattis
>>16011170
dickered and seagramm's guy are two completely different anons dude. then there's cabin guy, alice, and dino tendies. those are the only names you need to know around here.

>> No.16017577

>>16004597
its fucking fried carbs and meat dipped in fatty stew how could it possibly be bad lmao

>> No.16018248

stop letting the cat on the counter dude it's really gross

>> No.16018421

I made burgers and it made my whole kitchen greasy. I regret it.

>> No.16018661

>>16004415
Patti looks like a friendly cat.

>> No.16018973

>>16018421
burger grease keeps the cat dust under control

>> No.16019074

>>16012655
this looks really good maybe because im starving

>> No.16019193

>>16004468
Why are you so angry anon?

>> No.16019209

>>16004852
Nigger do you speak English?

>> No.16019215

>>16004425
How fucking inescure are you?

>> No.16019225

>>16019215
cats are gross

>> No.16019228

Great thread again OP
I don't get the autistic wailing here, why not just hide it and move on with your life?

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>>16004415
My collection grows

>> No.16019252

>>16019240
ultra gay

>> No.16019262

>replying to every post in the thread
Fuck off.

>> No.16019297

Pure cringe. You need to kill yourself.

>> No.16019417

>>16016311
87%

>> No.16019518

>>16004425
>nigger with opinion
Retarded

>> No.16019546

>>16004415
Why are people with tabby cats always so disgusting?
I think it's got to be something about the strain of toxoplasmosis tabby's carry. Makes the human a total mental and physical mess.

>> No.16019568

>>16019546
catfaggots are a disgusting breed

insight pasta'ed from /an/:

>Cats should not be pets. They have no use and no niche. Killing mice? Terrier Dogs are trained to kill both mice and rats.
>Cats destroy nature so they don't belong outside. Cats poison human society with their own brand of feline diseases so they don't belong roaming near humans. As for having them indoors? Cats by sheer default like to decorate people's homes with their own shit and urine. There is no getting around that fact given cats lick their own anus and clean their bodies with their own literal shit tongue. They also dig at their own shit and spread it everywhere with their paws. So wherever they go they are spreading their shit bacteria everywhere like your kitchen where you prepare your food. Other areas cats spread their shit is your bed or the sofa in your living room.
>Cats are shit animals that should be killed into extinction for being vermin.

>the big difference between cat people and other dirty disgusting animal people is that most people who own stinky ferrets, rats, lizards that take huge disgusting dumps, dogs etc acknowledge that their animals are dirty and disgusting and take steps to mitigate filth
>cat "people", on the other hand, are literally like "no they're totally SeLf cLeAnInG and stank free and not disgusting at all" and this attitude makes them the most dirty disgusting revolting pet owners of all

>> No.16019586

>>16019240
delete your pornography, brother

>> No.16020687

>>16004425
Wash your cunt, bitch.

>> No.16020818

>>16019568
lol what kind of faggot goes to /an/

>> No.16020826

>>16020818
it's kind of like /out/ but less angry and incel

>> No.16020838

>>16019225
You and your disgusting inbred, genetic mess of a family are gross too. Just wanted you to know ;)

>> No.16020849

>>16019228
Quite simple really, they're sad and pathetic and don't get any (you)s unless they try to destroy something. There is another name for these people and it begins with N

>> No.16020872

>>16019568
You fucking edge lord. How do I become as cool as you?

>> No.16020874

>>16004415
damn dickered bro good to see you're still around. I don't really browse /ck/ much these days but I hope you and patty are doing well

>> No.16021095

>>16020872
you'll never be as cool as me
just give up