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15463528 No.15463528 [Reply] [Original]

What's some bachelor/ghetto/college/retard ass shit you've made?

Ghetto ass shit here is defined roughly as:
>barely if at all requires any cooking skill,
>Generally unhealthy and can in fact be very, very unhealthy
>General ugly, and can in fact be so sloppy and ugly that likely one of the major religions if not all of them consider it a unique and terrible sin within whatever subcategory deals with food related sins.
>Almost always an affront to all artistic sensibility if not all sensibility
>Contrary to popuoar belief, it doesn't even have to be realistically cheap or reasonable in any fashion to qualify (for example, macramendog, which is just macaroni ramen and dog put together, counts even though the people saying it saves money can't budget a healthy, easy meals for shit), though that's usually implied and usually still well under $4 if for one (for more, I have no idea).
>Yet despite all that, it still has the visceral quality of tasting good.

No fast food chain shit though. Modifying a meal someone else made or just buying a meal to-go is cheating.

>Tortilla with margarine, cinnamon, brown sugar rolled up and microwaved

(secret bonus points if it doesn't include peanuts or peanut butter, rice, beef or cow dairy as I am still in this sort of living condition as a depressed, lazy, college bachelor but also have a lot of weird allergies)

>> No.15463534

General threads are cancer and you should kill yourself.

>> No.15463549

>>15463528
Or alternate title:
Shit you eat while stoned.

>> No.15463550

I'm not a retard nor a melanin-enriched individual and I don't agree that being unmarried or in education is a good excuse for cooking garbage

>> No.15463554

>>15463534
>>15463550
I mean... I dont actually always cook this way, I just wanted to see people post garbage food they've made and consumed.

>> No.15463555

PB&J on crackers

>> No.15463587

>>15463554
>I just wanted to see people post garbage food they've made and consumed.
That's literally half the fucking board at any given hour, you tard.

>> No.15463595

tuna salad sandwiches I guess? Only 'cooking' is toasting the rye

>> No.15463609

I don't get what the thing is with "generals" anyway. Anything you post is a "general" technically it's just safer to make a thread a general if you want responses, but thing is I didn't word in such a way as to get substantial responses anyway and I don't think I was clear what this thread is anyway so I guess I'm just a lonely, bored faggot...

>> No.15463618

>>15463528
Shake n' Bake chicken or pork chops, instant mashed potatoes, canned or frozen corn/green beans/etc. Barely more effort than a TV dinner.

>> No.15463621

>>15463528
So basically stonerfood general