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I deadass be on a whole roast session bout the smallest things. Like this girl wanted Mayo on a gyro??? The second I walked away from that table I was shit talking like huh? Mayo? Like why would we even have Mayo at a Greek food restaurant? Then she just wanted like pita and meat and Mayo? Huh? I thought I was losing my mind. Then the pure embarrassment of coming up to the chef and asking if we had Mayo. It was insulting to even ask him he spends hours putting together ideas for meals and such. Just for some Mayo loving loser to throw it out the window. The chefs raw confusion and anger could be felt in waves like Mayo??? Imagine if you were in like japan and someone made you homemade ramen and ur ass asked for ketchup? You’d be a disgrace, the fact that Mayo was even mentioned in that restaurant shouldn’t have happened. So I walk back to her table to inform her that we don’t have her Mayo. Then she says “why don’t you have Mayo?” In this accusative way. Did she think I personally just fucking chugged the Mayo? Like this was a plot against her meal??? I calmly told her that we as a Greek restaurant don’t have Mayo because it’s not common for customers to want it and it doesn’t match our menu style. Then she says “well that makes no sense”. Yea bitch it fucking does you uncultured leach of society. I was frozen, my mind and mouth holding back a rain of insults about “Mayo”. She sat their waiting for an answer. I then told her I’m sorry on behalf of the restaurant, she just sighed and looked at her phone then said “I just can’t believe this”. I managed to walk away in time with my sanity being held together with Elmer’s glue. This is truly the twilight of the human race. I wish I could drown her in mayo stupid fucking hoe bitch slut I hate her, this is a gyro not a burger.


I can't take it anymore.

>> No.15391383

i used to have stupid girls come in and ask for retarded customizations, they were always cute and skinny

>> No.15391405

so this is the power of brown fragility

>> No.15391425

10/10 read

>> No.15391436

>>15391405
>Brown
Kys 'poc' term using faggot. No such thing as brown, black, yellow and white.

>> No.15391439 [DELETED] 

>>15391348
Nigger reaction/10 kys

>> No.15391440
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>>15391348

>> No.15391447

>>15391439
I am nordic

>> No.15391468 [DELETED] 

>>15391447
doesn't mean you're not a nigger lol

>> No.15391476

>>15391468
Stfu your just mad u cant cook, you eat unsalted eggs bitch

>> No.15391482

>>15391476
>>15391447
doesnt tsaziki have dairy in it? she was probably asking for mayo as an alternative

>> No.15391484

>>15391447
If you were nordic you would consider mayo standard.

>> No.15391485 [DELETED] 

>>15391476
did you really start a thread about someone ordering mayonnaise just to chimp out in it?

>> No.15391486 [DELETED] 

>>15391348
>>15391447
Snow nigger then.
Why do you write like a nigger ? Regular people don't use words like "deadass" or construct niggardly statements like "I deadass be" or words pseudowords like "bout".
Men don't say "like" as much either for example on "Like this girl wanted mayo..."
Educate yourself, stop talking like nigger bitch you're a disgrace, both of you should drown in mayonnaise.

>> No.15391489

>>15391482
>she was probably asking for mayo as an alternative
Fucking this. She's allergic and OP is having a niggermoment about it

>> No.15391496 [DELETED] 

>>15391486
lol nigger larping as nordic only on 4chan

>> No.15391503

>>15391447
Just because your shitskin parents dragged your ass all through europe just to leech money from white people does not make you nordic

>> No.15391504

>>15391489
her bloodline is weak

>> No.15391515

>>15391496
bruh lol

>> No.15391518

>>15391503
I aint even in europe no more bro yall got me fucked up

>> No.15391533 [DELETED] 

so this continues to be the power of brown fragility

>> No.15391536
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>>15391348
>the chef

You mean this guy?

>> No.15391544

>>15391536
nah the meats mostly cooked on a stove. I wish we had one of those kebah fire spit things.

>> No.15391647

>>15391439
>kys
Filtered

>> No.15391685

>>15391544
So your Gyros was not even from a rotator and you calling this restaurant authentic greek?

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>>15391348
>Taziki

>> No.15391720 [DELETED] 

>I deadass be on a w-
Stopped reading there. Get a real job you dumb nigger.

>> No.15391738

>>15391436
Lmao fuck off idiot stereotypes dont exist for no reason. Completely different races.

>> No.15391743

>>15391348
>I deadass

>> No.15391749

>>15391518
You know if you actually tried to speak like a human being you could probably get a job doing something other than waiting tables you fucking loser.

>> No.15391766

>taziki
>no spitroasted meat
Your "chef" is a fucking hack and you are an absolute retard. I hope that woman gave you an insulting tip you autistic monkey.

>> No.15392724

Ya have that Cholulu hot sauce?? No? How about Frank's? No? Gray Poopon mustard? Well what organic store sauces ya got in this so called "restaurant?" Just bring me a margarita.

>> No.15392753

>>15391348
lay off the adhd meds my dear mutt friend. They really should stop giving them out like tic tacs

>> No.15392768

>>15391348
>tldr; dumb bitches be dumb ditches
>yeah sounds about right